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RustyNova , in rm -rf /

Delete container, rebuild container. Sometimes it’s just useful to clean up all the mess of cache files

DecentM , in Just a dad helping out
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Well he did just say designing, so lucky there. I’ll send over some wireframes, sure

cupcakezealot , in rm -rf /
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ew french language pack gross

zqwzzle , in rm -rf /

Why not ‘git clean -dxf’?

SpaceNoodle ,

Nuke the reflog

bulwark , in Just a dad helping out

Do you guys have any idea how expensive a website is with a Large Screen size?

Steamymoomilk ,

goes to website on 47in TV

The price of development is insane

yonder ,

Plugs in HTC Vive and uses WLX-overlay to enlarge the website to 100m virtually.

Steamymoomilk ,
bruhduh , in rm -rf /
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Crowdstrike?

sukhmel ,
Mikina , in Just a dad helping out

I mean, if it’s **just ** a normal screen-sized website, that already makes it a lot easier. Not having to deal with responsiveness bullshit would make webdev a lot better experience. That is assuming “normal screen” means 1920*1080, or whatever is the median screen size.

pastermil ,

To be fair, using flex box (which is the default in many modern framework) would make responsiveness a breeze these days.

Ahardyfellow ,

One day I’ll learn flex and be able to make nice responsive displays, but until then Bootstrap it is.

pastermil ,

Whichever works for you!

MajorHavoc ,

It only needs to look good on whatever screen size the client’s CEO’s favorite administrative director uses, when she checks on it, on a Friday evening, seven weeks after delivery (but still well before I’ll ever see my $500.00…)

Wish me luck guessing the screen size…

hakunawazo ,

Just make it mobile first… and last ;)

MagicShel , (edited ) in Just a dad helping out

It’s one website. How much could it cost, £500?

general_kitten ,

What website weighs 500 pounds?!

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Probably a local gym.

hakunawazo ,

Maybe it had too many cookies.

Honytawk ,

Damn, now it is bloated

SlopppyEngineer ,

The most important thing is what you’ll get. A few static pages and stock images with the watermark still present, sure. Beyond that the meter starts running.

hypeerror ,

Here’s some money, go build a JStor

ClassifiedPancake , in Just a dad helping out

500 per pixel is my rate

Duke_Nukem_1990 , in Just a dad helping out

500$/hour is so good tho?? smh

pastermil ,

The implementation itself? Plausible.

The requirements gathering? Gonna be way more than an hour.

Prunebutt , in rm -rf /

I feel dumb: Why git rm -rf and not rm -rf? O.o

JPDev OP , (edited )
@JPDev@programming.dev avatar

git rm -rf is only usable within the scope of the git repository and removes files in the staging area and working directory but doesnt affect untracked files or .git. rm -rf affects everything. For this case rm -rf probably would be the better option

edit: did a quick edit on the meme to change it to rm -rf since it makes more sense

leisesprecher ,

Never heard of it, makes total sense, but I’d guess 95% of developers just nuke the directory raw.

Prunebutt ,

That’s the joke, yes.

Prunebutt ,

Thanks

BatmanAoD ,

rm - rf is the only version that makes sense, since the only reason to delete and re-clone is to recover from an unexpected .git/ state, and git rm won’t remove that.

SteveFromMySpace , (edited ) in Just a dad helping out

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  • hitmyspot ,

    In most industries, that’s considered a bait and switch. Decpetice conduct that can lead to fines.

    If you contact them immediately, to rectify an error, then not so much.

    AFKBRBChocolate ,

    What are you taking about, he didn’t bait anyone. You aren’t obligated to honor a quote from someone who isn’t in your company. If I said my son is a mechanic and he can put a new engine in your car for $50, you absolutely should not expect a $50 engine.

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  • commandar ,

    You tell them you don’t work for $500.

    Or you tell them that you do.

    Per hour.

    But since they’re clearly such great mates with dad, you can cut them a deal.

    hitmyspot ,

    I’m saying they should not get to the point that they walk in the door. If they call, correct immediately.

    It should be corrected, by Dad, prior to a call, rather than used as a sales funnel, which is the suggestion.

    Honest mistakes happen, but using an honest mistake to purposefully continue to mislead to get them in the door and then correct them is a bait and switch.

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  • hitmyspot ,

    How do you get them in the door to tell them without the call? Youre advising using an error to your advantage to massage someone to be a client using a bait and switch tactic.

    It may not have been thenolan, being a genuine error, but that’s your plan to take advantage of it. If they purposely gave the wrong amount, would it be bait and switch in your view?

    Way to go on the straw man, though.

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  • hitmyspot ,

    I am listening to what you are saying. ok, so you did imply this is not the first contact. Just using a phrase to do so. Obviously you meant something different.

    Walking out the door, also a phrase. Again, one that’s situational. It means they are on site. For talking on the phone, I’d say hang up. So again, implying its not the first contact.

    Look, I also think it can be correctly handled, but your whole post makes it sound like a pushy sales narrative that is deceptive. Youre not outright calling for deception but the implication is there. I’m not the only one noticing it.

    Maybe your choice of words is wrong, but when someone tells you who they are, listen.

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  • hitmyspot ,

    Just like in this discussion, youre changing the narrative deceptively.

    Now they are on the phone. They weren’t before, that stage had passed.

    Sure, you are now retroactively changing your intent but it doesn’t change the meaning of your words.

    You say listen to what youre saying. I did.

    If you said, when they call advise of the current rate, is agree. Your version seems to be past that stage. In no world does anyone think that you would be obliged to honor the quote. So either your advice is not really advice, to do what is normal and advise them of your actual rate. Or, as appears more likely, you want to leverage the mistake using their sunken cost of time after arranging a meet, knowing in advance their expectations dont match the rate.

    If everyone else gets it why is there another comment calling you a LinkedIn lunatic? Its not a term I would use, but I see their point. Your comment is one of two things: A pointless comment offering no advice as of course they would clarify. A comment to say leverage it to your advantage, using deceptive tactics.

    Walk it back all you want but in context its clear to me which was the intent. Perhaps you meant no I’ll will, but it reads as exploitative. In quoting for any kind of work, but especially programming based work, there is a knowledge differential. This justifies fees, but the same knowledge differential is often used to take advantage of those with no concept of the work involved.

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  • rekorse ,

    Dudes just saying you can be deceptive without intending it. Its not the craziest idea is it?

    To avoid abusing the sunk cost fallacy, it would be best to tell the dad that is not the correct rate, and to please reach out to their friend with the correction.

    No chance of someone feeling like they might as well choose youre higher rate because they are already talking to you.

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  • rekorse ,

    In my opinion its a direct response to the advice that this can be turned into a positive, and is just pointing out that its technically based on a deceptive principle so you should not make a habit out of it.

    I think its fair to consider the situation from all involved perspectives, including the Dads friend.

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  • roguetrick ,

    Now you’re going to charge them for lemonade too?!? Does your greed know no bounds?

    roguetrick ,

    The guy literally explained he was using sales idioms and you are taking it like someone is actually trying to lock prospective clients in. If he told you they decided to get off the pot instead of walk out the door would you assume he’s a voyeur watching them poop?

    hitmyspot ,

    Their idioms have implications beyond what he’s saying. He’s either changing his story or doesn’t fully understand them.nor my point.

    Given the lady doth protest so much, my money would be on retrospective shanging of the story, not clarification.

    Slovene ,

    They didn’t say it was deceptive,they said it was decpetice.

    MadBigote ,

    You sound like a LinkedIn influencer:

    I shat my pants; this is why this is a great opportunity to network!

    db2 , in rm -rf /

    Is that better or worse than pushing a corrupt C-00000291*.sys?

    CosmicTurtle0 ,
    PepperoniNipple ,
    CanadaPlus ,

    Better. I’m not even sure this is bad, per se. Presumably you’re sure your present repo is trash.

    sxan , in Just a dad helping out
    @sxan@midwest.social avatar

    That’s either a professional level dad joke, or holy wow, does he not know how much you make?

    That said, I’ll build anyone a website for £500, no matter how large. But that’s the base model. It’ll be a template taken from a catalog, and Hugo. My maintenance fees are only £250 per hour.

    FuglyDuck ,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ll build anyone a website. I’ll do it for 450.

    No refunds, though. (don’t tell them this, but they won’t be very happy with the product.)

    variants ,

    It’s a pretty good racket. My friends boss saw us building ourselves a site one time when he let us use his shop on the weekend and he got intrigued.

    So as payment for letting us use the machine shop we took over his business website from some expensive marketing company that charged a ton we got him down to a domain and a basic weebly plan. We took photos of the shop and just used their shop colors for the text and slapped on all the contact info he wanted.

    Then his bookkeeper saw his site and wanted one so we did the same for her, then her son saw the site and wanted one for his friend who’s a plumber. Next thing you know we are turning down jobs because everyone and their mother wants a $500 website from us haha. It became a better business than what we borrowed the machine shop for to begin with

    sxan ,
    @sxan@midwest.social avatar

    Very nice. I don’t think there’s anything better than being your own boss.

    Taleya , in Just a dad helping out

    Dad who? Never heard of him. Wrong number

    pastermil ,

    Found the fatherless!

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