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fzz , in waiting for rust-analyzer
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Just disable additional cargo check after save and/or after any change.

synae , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Allow me to blow your mind: my Jenkins build calls build.sh because I’m not a fuckin idiot

LemonDifficult , in Stop doing Color Management!

I Will never fucking tire of this meme concept. It’s one of if not the most complicated templates of all time and I’m here for all of it x

Chadus_Maximus ,

Only beaten by slander memes, mainly because they’re video-based.

gamma , in It worked on my system
@gamma@programming.dev avatar

Excuse me, OCI container, we’re a runtime-agnostic family here.

WhyIDie , in Gourmet Programmer

‘‘You’re too late. I’ve already depicted you as the Soyjak, and me as the Chad.’’

heartlessevil , in Best kind of error

Not if they’re your posts

roi , in finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

Gonna need a factory or two imo

roi , in Setup for Android Studio

Amateur. If you don’t have at least 5 fans that isn’t a setup

roi ,

Tubes not fans lol

FellowEnt , in Stop doing Color Management!

Used to be in charge of wet proofing and colour management for a design studio. Accurate meme.

towerful , in Stop doing Color Management!

FML, I’ve had to try to color matching by eye before between different screens by the same manufacturer.
For whatever reason I wasn’t provided with any calibration tools. I had some vague software tools to try and get them to align.
I spent like 8 hours trying to match these for the corporate brand colors, while still looking decent for everything else.
Shit is near impossible. If the manufacturer couldn’t do it, how am I supposed to?! And with awful interfaces and no concrete way of measuring.
Like, I was taking pictures of the screens, then trying to figure out offsets and how they might relate to gamma triangles.

Client was appreciative of my (and fellow techs) efforts, but ultimately wasn’t happy, and it looked shit.
That was awkward as fuck.

evatronic ,

I’ve never done anything close to the color calibration work, in part because my vision is color-deficient by default, so any tools or processes relying on my own visual acuity isn’t going to come out right.

However, I was under the impression that there existed external tools that basically did exactly what you were trying: Taking actual images of the screen in a controlled way and comparing it to physical (or at least a known-good digital) copy of that same image and outputting the “right” profile.

Is that made-up bullshit someone fed me and I never cared to verify it?

droans ,

They exist, but the display needs to interface with the tool.

towerful ,

Yeh, you get a special camera and some software. Whether the camera looks at the whole screen, or it is something you put directly against it depends on the system.
If you are just doing relative calibration (IE making screens look the same without caring about the actual calibration) I think they can work with just a DSLR.

health437682 , in Supermarket AI meal planner app suggests recipe that would create chlorine gas
doppelgangmember , in Stop doing Color Management!

Stop doing call and responses**We already have this using callbacks

segv11 , in Stop doing Color Management!

There's a joke here, but you can only see it with a screen using the ProPhoto RGB colorspace:

harry315 , in Stop doing Color Management!

There’s got to be a sublemmy of graphic designers who’d love this meme

HeartyBeast ,
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Not any who like accurate print repro of their on-screen work

Ghostalmedia , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?
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“Leeroy Jenkins” is what my backend guys say right before they huck a major DB upgrade into prod without testing it in staging.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Our old Jenkins box is called Leroy, and my old place it was called Jankins. Thankfully we’ve moved on from that trash.

intelati ,

Always Friday at 16:59 right?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Right before a long weekend where Monday is a government holiday.

Also, Leeroy tried to optimize his PTO and hooked a backpacking trip onto the long weekend. He will be out all week and will have no phone reception.

Eufalconimorph ,

But he will have chicken.

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