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thatirishguyyy , in GOD DAMMIT STEVEN! NOT AGAIN!
@thatirishguyyy@lemmy.today avatar

Creating a pointless dl. What a dick.

Valmond , in "I want to live forever in AI"

void teleport(Person person);

Test_Tickles ,

I’ve always said that teleporters are just suicide machines that sometimes spit a clone out somewhere else.

dudinax , in Unused variables

Me: <starts a heredoc>

jetbrains: This heredoc goes on FOREVER!

Me: I’m going to close it…

jetbrains: <dies>

Quill0 , in I feel proud of myself to recognize that this iconic dude is not at a 'computer', rather, a [dumb] terminal! ]Or...?]
@Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net avatar

He’s literally at an IBM PC/XT or clone

Anticorp , in I feel proud of myself to recognize that this iconic dude is not at a 'computer', rather, a [dumb] terminal! ]Or...?]

Except the computer is right there in the picture, it’s what the monitor is sitting on top of.

Tetsuo , in Sometimes the decisions are hard...

Same devs as the Nvidia driver installer?

I always select the custom install option and always get recommended the same version that is already installed.

(Physics engine or something).

Hundun , in He revealed the secrets !

As a programmer, I concur. I sit on my arse all day pushing keys , anybody can do that.

ursakhiin ,

The biggest thing he got wrong is the assumption that it’s good programmers writing libraries.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You gotta push them in the right order

grrgyle ,

Just install a library to do that

Anticorp , in Junior Dev VS Senior Dev

Dual monitors are so 2000’s. It’s all about the single large ultra-wide monitor now. You get the benefits of a dual monitor setup without the line in the middle and the RSI neck pain issues.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

but can you do the double click maximise thing? EDIT : or the “windows” + arrow to other screen thing?

Anticorp ,

Yup!

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yep and in Windows 11 you now have premade window placements so if you hover the maximise button you can select e.g. “right hand, one third width” and another program for “left hand, two thirds width” etc. I use it all the time. I do have a second monitor on top of the ultra wide but mainly because it’s a special colour accurate monitor, for productivity I was doing fine with just the one big UW for years.

Jakeroxs ,

Check out PowerToys fancyzones feature if you haven’t yet.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

I did check it out at some point but didn’t stick with it, can’t remember why.

RamblingPanda ,

I bought an ultra wide at the beginning of COVID and when I started my new job, my employer gave me another one. Now I have two side by side (the newer one is in the middle) and my laptop to the side. Sometimes I struggle to open enough applications to fill all that space.

fidodo ,

I prefer a single ultra wide because it doubles as a dock. I can get all my USB devices and laptop power connected with a single USBC cable.

Anticorp ,

There’s that too. With USB ports it can operate as a pseudo KVM between a desktop and a laptop.

MostlyBlindGamer , in Least favorite IDE ngl
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

Yeah, I’m all about Jetbrains in Night theme. Thanks for the alt text, by the way.

Aria , in My wife was unimpressed by Vim

Have you considered divorce?

melpomenesclevage ,

Really the only way.

AFC1886VCC ,

Reddit’s r/relationshipadvice summed up in a few words.

jkrtn ,

Delete Facebook, lawyer up, hit the vym.

aard , in Hate it when that happens
@aard@kyu.de avatar

I nowadays typically have three outcomes to similare situations:

  • I find my own question without solution from a while ago
  • I find my own comment or blog entry describing how to fix it
  • I find a friends comment or blog entry on how to fix it
Rozauhtuno , in Hate it when that happens
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Had this happen but I wasn’t the only one; one lonely soul before me had the same issue and never got a solution. In the end it stayed unsolved and I just used a workaround.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve had this happen too, except that one poor soul had one reply in the forum…it was OP saying “Nevermind, I fixed it”

But they didn’t share the fix…

xor ,

🏆

Rozauhtuno ,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I love when that happens 🙃

xep , in I expect normies to use words like 'algorithm' to refer to 'AI', which is in reality, a mathematical optimization PAC model --- but is this guy not supposed to be epitome of tech meritocracy?

Is the tweet supposed to be funny? I can't tell.

jaemo , in Rebase Supremacy

Fuck a merge commit! Rebase ervray day bay bayyy.

neonred , in It's always semicolon, God damnit.......

Try Kotlin

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