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Tolookah , in std::underflow_error

Needs a sinusoidal wave added to it all.

WhoPutDisHere , in Serverless and homeless

I knew a kid in high school who’s family had spent some time living in a van. I guess the kid had an ongoing joke that they ended up in the van because his dad refused to learn java. Kinda funny, kinda sad. Couldn’t help but think of that when I saw this.

uhN0id , in TCP vs UDP

This might be my favorite joke here yet. Best part is it’s not really even a joke.

LordCrom , in TCP vs UDP

Surprisingly accurate

muntedcrocodile , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

Even chatgpt struggles with css. I guess its just cursed

http417 ,
@http417@lemmy.world avatar

Are you referring to generating CSS code or their own CSS (design) on the website? For the second, you can try it with the GPThemes browser extension

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

I use my own 3rd party client im referring to its generated css seems to lose track of other pieces as css gets larger.

lauha , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...

That’s everyone’s CSS skills. If it was unlike others, it would actuöly work.

lorty , in new preference war just dropped
@lorty@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I know the second one is better, but I also know I’m terribly inconsistent with this stuff.

nexussapphire ,

Been learning to program and I’m refusing to use an lsp for the time being. I’m bad about using abbreviated names when I have to type over and over again(no auto complete). I’m at least using descriptive names for functions I use less than four times.

jjjalljs , in Unit Tests

It’s strangely satisfying when the “this will probably never happen” test case finds a problem during development.

I had tests for deleting that were like

  • create item a
  • create item b
  • delete item a via the code under test
  • assert item a is gone
  • assert item b is still there

I thought maybe the whole bit with item b was excessive, but sure enough one day I accidentally fucked something up and deleted all the items, and the test pointed it out before the bad code left my local machine.

MostlyBlindGamer , in stupidestAdvertisingEver
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

Yes, but did you get the job?

Also props for the image description.

Shady_Shiroe , in Mini-computers capped out too soon man. I hate miniaturization! Make computers big again!
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

Man, I love BIG servers, I hate the power bill that comes with it.

Fine, my broke ass only has the budget for a few tiny computers anyway. I pick up too many hobbies with the excuse that it’s a great skill for future sustainablity like self hosting, programming, 3d printing, and micro soldering.

vzq , in The real history behind the Lunix operating system

If my cyberpunk 2020 players ever steal a doohickey that sends them to an alternate dimension, it will be this one.

kevincox , in Algorithms are like small AIs
@kevincox@lemmy.ml avatar

Algorithms are like AI but accurate, predictable and usually much faster.

hibsen , in Gotta use all those brain cells

Can someone here explain why people use JIRA on purpose? Everything in it feels like garbage every time I have to interact with it.

Like I’d rather use GitHub projects. That’s how bad it feels.

kewjo ,

company uses it?

hibsen ,

This has been my only experience as well. Some company I have to work with uses it so I have to use it for their stuff for some reason, unless I can force them to do anything else.

ceiphas , in Responsive Design Go Brrrr

And bootstrap’s biggest Screen size Starts at 1400 width… 4k be damned

Daxtron2 ,

Logical pixels != physical pixels

5PACEBAR ,

I don’t want to use Bootstrap in my future project because Twitter. What are y’all using now?

brenstar ,

Tailwind is my go-to these days

RarePossum , in c/unixsocks for more

Personally, I’m not wearing programming socks. Mostly because I’m wearing nothing at all.

cordlesslamp ,

To prevent electrostatic, right?

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