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Steamymoomilk , in Stop comparing programming languages

There is another That you might say is a little rusty

jol ,

This meme only works if you don’t include any example that is better than others in every regard.

Excrubulent ,
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I keep seeing people talk about Rust, and to be honest I never thought much about it because I’ve never had a reason to use it.

But when so many people in a programmer meme sub are saying “actually no joke Rust is amazing” that makes me pay attention.

So I looked into it and found this: github.blog/2023-08-30-why-rust-is-the-most-admir…

downpunxx , in Stop comparing programming languages

C++ catchin strays

noproblemmy ,

C pew pew

mctoasterson , in "PM, want a cracker?"

If a parrot is on its perch, can it lead a standup meeting?

Evotech , in "PM, want a cracker?"

I’d use an ai project manager I think. It could nag me via a push msg on my phone every day to ask for updates and info about time-frames. Which I would provide, then it could like do some shit. Create some gannt charts and progress tracking.

Would be nice to stay on track with stuff I want to do

originalucifer , in Cupholder.exe
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naw, what you do is write a small exe to play "youre the best" by joe espesito through the pcspeaker at 15% volume than you can trigger remotely..randomly until the user goes mad

"doesnt anyone else Hear that?!"

brbposting ,
r00ty Admin , in University Students
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When people read my code, they usually say they like that I comment so much, it makes it easier to understand what's happening.

I say, I comment so much because my memory is terrible. It's for me!

Fades ,

Yikes. Ever heard of documentation??

sping ,

What do you think comments are?

sping ,

I’ve worked in a few startups, and it always annoys me when people say they don’t have time to do it right. You don’t have time not to do it right - code structure and clarity is needed even as a solo dev, as you say, for future you. Barfing out code on the basis of “it works, so ship it” you’ll be tied up in your own spaghetti in a few months. Hence the traditional clean-sheet rewrite that comes along after 18-24 months that really brings progress to its knees.

Ironically I just left the startup world for a larger more established company and the code is some of the worst I’ve seen in a decade. e.g. core interface definitions without even have a sentence explaining the purpose of required functions. Think “you’re required to provide a function called “performControl()”, but to work out its responsibilities you’re going to have to reverse-engineer the codebase”. Worst of all this unprofessional crap is part of that ground-up 2nd attempt rewrite.

r00ty Admin ,
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Ironically I just left the startup world for a larger more established company and the code is some of the worst I’ve seen in a decade. e.g. core interface definitions without even have a sentence explaining the purpose of required functions. Think “you’re required to provide a function called “performControl()”, but to work out its responsibilities you’re going to have to reverse-engineer the codebase”. Worst of all this unprofessional crap is part of that ground-up 2nd attempt rewrite.

I think this is actually quite common in commercial code. At least, for most of the code I've seen. Which is why I laugh most of the time when people imply commercial code is better than most open source code. It's not, you just cannot see it.

tmpod , in Roses are red, violets are blue, everyone is using IPv6, why aren't you?
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I just upgraded my Lemmy instance’s hardware and finally got IPv6 support :D

Dumbkid , in Roses are red, violets are blue, everyone is using IPv6, why aren't you?
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My isp does t even support ipv6

Sam_Bass , in What a time to be alive

Why go virtual when reality exists?

FiniteBanjo ,

They’re convinced that AI might be cheaper for the same result. Partly because power and water is subsidized more than humans.

TheHottub , in Got no time to code
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I feel represented.

bullring888 , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

Being able to sell shares to other buyers really fucked things up.

xthexder ,
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It’s sad that the best most startups can hope for is to be bought by a giant corporation. Not a lot of people are interested in just having a successful long-term business.

Lexam , in I made this

Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

AceFuzzLord , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...

Damn, I wish my basically non-existent CSS skills were that good!

ssm , in we love open source!!1!
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It’s ironic so many people are cucking to discord, having left reddit for lemmy

LaserTurboShark69 , in we love open source!!1!

I’m genuinely curious what would be a good alternative to Discord for something like this

GiovaMC1 ,

Revolt chat. Pretty much an open source discord.

Corbin ,

Mattermost is the most obvious option; it’s a clone of Slack. IRC is another good option, although I know a lot of people hate it because they prefer features to freedom. I cannot recommend Matrix; the UX is fine but the cryptography has a few issues, as documented by Soatok here.

fruitycoder ,

Matrix and matter most are my top two. Matrix is preferred because of the federation support and a pretty good bridge (to services such as discord) ecosystem.

ssm ,
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IRC, XMPP, Matrix (in order of personal preference)

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