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blomkalsgratin , in Shower thought:

But is it web scale?

tja OP ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.

blomkalsgratin ,

Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?

chahk , in Supermarket AI meal planner app suggests recipe that would create chlorine gas

ant-poison and glue sandwiches

Stealing Subway’s recipes? That’s going too far!

roi ,

My brother in Christ, you make the sandwich

pmarcilus , in Confused AI Overlords

Both are yummy /s

yads , in How programmers flex on each other - Fireship

That was comedy gold. Learned all the good flexes

LambLeeg , in Good Old Windows

Let’s make it clear. The only virus on a PC is its owner. It never emerges on itself

ech0 ,

Worm Virus enters the chat

ulkesh , in meanwhile electron
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

Lol, server side JavaScript far predates nodejs.

alexcoder04 OP ,
@alexcoder04@programming.dev avatar

Do you mean Rhino? This is the first time I come across it and the fact that it’s written in Java completes a full circle of hell

ulkesh ,
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

Ha, yeah that’s one I remember using. I believe there were other implementations of interpreting javascript on the server. LiveWire, maybe? It’s been so long since I even attempted it, honestly. I will say, nodejs is clearly far superior to them all, especially with how lean a nodejs service runs on the server.

outdated_belated , in python < shell (for scripts)

Both are < HTML:https://i.imgur.com/SUNN1yc.jpg

itadakimasu ,
@itadakimasu@lemmy.world avatar

How to meet ladies?

Haus , in python < shell (for scripts)
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

MFW I'm using sh variant and trying to write a for loop.

On that other site, I compared it to being a lifelong English-speaking resident of Chicago and being unable to order a pizza in Indianapolis without a phrasebook.

aequitas , in There is a language that punishes the programmer if they are not polite enough

Reminds me of thenewstack.io/comical-coder-envisions-the-worst-…

graham1 OP ,
@graham1@gekinzuku.com avatar

Omg that’s so evil I love it

UsernameIsTooLon , in Always write comments

Oh no. 2 weeks ago ThioJoe created a program that allows you to AI generate memes and this looks scarily similar.

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/7LBLESXAJh0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

ShaggyDemiurge , in Single?
@ShaggyDemiurge@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Wait for some of them to transition

Kecessa ,

Be a m2w trans that wants to study CS

Study CS first

Transition when done with school

Sexism from fellow students avoided 👍

hperrin , in rm -rf /

What? Why would you need to do this? Is someone fucking with the .git directory?

Ephera ,

It does sometimes happen that something in there just breaks and isn’t easy to recover. But it can also be a matter of (inexperienced) devs just deciding, fuck it, I won’t try to merge it, I’ll just copy my changes elsewhere and throw away the repo.

nous ,

I have never had git get into a state I cannot get out of. Even if that is a reset, checkout or clean. And those are very rare. How are people breaking things so often.

Learn the tools you use daily, it saves you a lot of headache in thelong term.

Ephera ,

Oh yeah, but I’m talking about the internal Git state just genuinely being broken, for example: stackoverflow.com/…/git-commit-stopped-working-er…
Ultimately, if you spend half an hour debugging that, it just starts being a waste of time compared to cloning anew.

As for how to merge, yes, one should learn that. The problem is that the complexity of the code changes adds on top of whatever insecurities you might still have with Git.
I did put “inexperienced” in braces there, because even as an experienced dev, merges are sometimes just not worth doing. In that case, you could just checkout the branch a second time, but well, still not that different.

RecluseRamble ,

But it can also be a matter of (inexperienced) devs just deciding, fuck it, I won’t try to merge it, I’ll just copy my changes elsewhere and throw away the repo.

Pretty sure that’s actually it. Git has a learning curve and, for example, some naive rebase not working out as intended can be scary if you don’t know what you’re doing.

SirQuackTheDuck ,

I’ve been doing this yesterday. Not because Git broke, but since Intellij kept pulling invalid configs from the cache, and that was based on some kind of path identifier it seemed.

Johanno ,

Gradle!

Fucking gradle. I do config stuff, rerun gradle error here, I fix the error rerun gradle: sth. Violation error.

Ok intellij invalidate chaches and restart… Still same error.

Fine I’ll do it again


<span style="color:#323232;">git add. 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git commit -m "stuff"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git push
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">rm -rf repo
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git clone repo
</span>
iammike ,

You can probably use something like


<span style="color:#323232;">git clean -xdf
</span>

To get rid of all the artifacts not tracked by git, in this case it’s virtually the same as deleting the repo and re-cloning it.

NOTE: Make sure everyhing is staged, otherwise that data is gone

TragicNotCute , in Update Faker - Fake a system update
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

Even funnier to give someone a Windows 98 version and watch the brain hurt a bit.

ScruffyDucky , in The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.

Crowdstrike the planet

TyrantTW , in <br>

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