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hemko , in Thought I would share my success

Cool, where did you found the solution?

I opened the documentation

fkn OP ,

Documentation? 🤣😭

hemko ,

Obviously not talking about internal, but the obscure foss library some guy in Nebraska is maintaining

fkn OP ,

Oh boy. This comic brings back the horror of leftpad being removed from npm and how it felt like half the internet fell apart.

hemko ,

That was beautiful

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
RoyaltyInTraining , in The lengths we have to go to
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think this is a huge problem with a correctly set up text editor and the right techniques to limit code nesting. Doesn’t change my dislike of python tho.

quicken , in Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

At 250 char no one is reading it. They’re just doing sentiment analysis and scanning for common words

sparr OP ,

It’s a legal complaint. Someone is going to get fined, likely thousands of dollars, if the complaint is substantiated. I strongly suspect a human will be reading the whole thing more than once, before proceeding to gather much more info.

FederatedSaint , in I know, I know, but this revision compiles

WAIT WAIT who made this??? It’s unreadable!!!

He speaks while on Battle Cat, then departs on a Battle Ram? It’s unconscionable. So pedestrian.

rony4102 ,
@rony4102@programming.dev avatar

404! Documentation doesn’t exist!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I will never unsee this. Thanks.

ZodiacSF1969 , in You can never really trust someone to turn off the remote desktop connection

I love that show, and Naked Gun. So funny 😂

abbadon420 ,

Everything with Leslie Nielson is awesome. He can only play one role, but it’s the best role.

ZodiacSF1969 ,

He’s a national treasure, always puts me in a good mood.

docAvid ,

He was well known as a dramatic actor before pivoting into comedy. That’s why he got the role in Airplane, they wanted known dramatic actors to play all that absurdity straight. I was just re-reading about it to avoid saying anything dumb in this comment, and learned that when asked about being cast “against type” in comedies, he said that he’d always really been cast against type in his earlier dramatic roles, and comedy was what he wanted to be doing from the start. Glad he got his shot!

zorb , in How the internet actually works

It’s NOT a big truck!

roguetrick ,

Ted "Bridge to Nowhere" Stevens made CSPAN worth rage watching.

BatmanAoD ,

Was this analogy actually wrong, though? The internet is more like tubes than like trucks. Tubes captures the concept of bandwidth, as well as infrastructure needing to be in place prior to sending anything.

roguetrick ,

It wasn't bad, he was a fucking idiot on so n many other things though. Then he got indicted.

reversebananimals ,

It makes me so happy this is still a known meme.

QuazarOmega ,

That is this referencing?

ArbitraryValue , in single binary executable and dlls

Another advantage: enforced compartmentalization. If you have a single binary, someone will always give in to the temptation to bypass whatever honor policy is keeping your code from becoming spaghetti.

Immersive_Matthew , in Hours of work

I just had to rewrite all my code for 3rd time in a row and I am the customer. Ughhhh

ripened_avacado ,

Twitter API user found.

Immersive_Matthew ,

I mean I am the one causing myself to have to rewrite my code. I am developing a VR Theme Park.

jarfil , in “Hire me”

Bah, 2 whole days? I learned React in 1 day!.. then another, and another, and then I got a book, and a few years later… I learned how to fix whatever ChatGPT spits out in React in 2 days!

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

This person also lectured me on using AI to write code. Saying it was better than a human (in 2023), and that it made him senior level. They practically mocked me when I told them ChatGPT was pretty bad at coding.

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

I hesitate to think of the industry he’s in.

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Oh, he’s a “Full Stack Developer”

… and currently unemployed.

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

Oh thank God.

jarfil ,

Hey, I used to be a “Full Stack Developer”… then I took an arro… went part blind, had a couple heart attacks, got burned out… and still learned how to fix the ChatGPT stuff in 2 days! 😄

…and am currently on disability 😬

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Something tells me you’ve got an interesting story… about arrows?

Hazzia ,

I’d say something about them being the type of person to think that just because the car’s running it means the engineering is top-tier, but then again I’d be surprised if he actually bothered really testing the code before saying that shit.

Either way, they sound like a genius and like one day they’re going to become the CTO of a hot new startup that will eventually replace Amazon on the Big Tech leaderboard.

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

I wish them that kind of luck.

Auzy , in “Hire me”

I thought I learned it… Then I got screwed for ages until I worked out how UseEffect worked.

To be clear though, I still suck, and am probably doing a lot wrong

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

That’s the true spirit of development. I’m probably still doing it wrong, but it functions most of the time and no one seems to notice my bugs! Paycheck!!

DreadPotato ,
@DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz avatar

If no one notices the bugs, then there are no bugs…sort of

aksdb ,

In a recent post mortem we notified customers of a bug we found and mentioned how long that was in production (since it could have affected their data).

One of them asked us, why there was such a long “delay” (their word) until we found and fixed it…

Bipta , in Oh yay new features

Not very programmer humor, but horrifyingly accurate.

dbilitated OP ,
@dbilitated@aussie.zone avatar

I was really struggling for the right place honestly, I didn’t want to throw it in the generic “funny” pile - I figured you guys would get it.

QuazarOmega ,

I did…

that’s why I scheduled the uprising for 10 September 2030, if we can’t reach our climate goals, then the machines will surely make it!

ImpossibleRubiksCube , in Recursion

Well that’s just GREAT. Now we’re all out of memory.

halvar , in Would you agree?

Until the moment someone finds a privilage escalation bug.

Yuki ,

:D

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Come to think of it that’s kind of how society works no?

halvar ,

Well not completly, but yes most of the servers run linux

statues_lasers , in Recursion

Modern financial system in one picture.

andrew , in CoPilot is muslim
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Can’t hide from me, Dr Jane Smith in Pediatrics.

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