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BennyInc , in Schrödinger's date format

Luckily I’m born on 07/07/2007 — finally my superpower comes into play.

drbi ,

Are you agent 777?

Hupf ,

Jackpot, they call them.

clb92 ,

Already a better origin story than many other superheroes or supervillains.

Swarfega ,

Oh. I’m 7/7/79. If I was two years earlier…

CodexArcanum , in D or d come on

I love how many people brought up the Turkish “I” as if everyone here is on the Unicode steering committee or just got jobs for Turkish facebook.

I, an English speaker, have personally solved the problem by not having a Turkish I in the name of my Downloads directory, or any other directory that I need to cd into on my computer. I’m going to imagine the Turks solve it by painstakingly typing the correct I, or limiting their use of uppercase I’s in general.

In fact, researching the actual issue for more than 1 second seemingly shows that Unicode basically created this problem themselves because the two I’s are just seperate letters in Turkic languages. …wikipedia.org/…/Dotted_and_dotless_I_in_computin…

If you nerds think this is bad try doing Powershell for any amount of time. It is entirely case-insensitive.

yum13241 ,

Why the FUCK did they make characters that look the same have different codepointers in UNICODE? They should’ve done what they did in CJK and make duplicates have the same codepointer.

Unicode needs a redo.

Tranus ,

Well letters don’t really have a single canonical shape. There are many acceptable ways of rendering each. While two letters might usually look the same, it is very possible that some shape could be acceptable for one but not the other. So, it makes sense to distinguish between them in binary representation. That allows the interpreting software to determine if it cares about the difference or not.

Also, the Unicode code tables do mention which characters look (nearly) identical, so it’s definitely possible to make a program interpret something like a Greek question mark the same as a semicolon. I guess it’s just that no one has bothered, since it’s such a rare edge case.

yum13241 ,

Why are the Latin “a” and the Cryilic “a” THE FUCKING SAME?

mrpants ,

In cases where something looks stupid but your knowledge on it is almost zero it’s entirely possible that it’s not.

The people that maintain Unicode have put a lot of thought and effort into this. Might be helpful to research why rather than assuming you have a better way despite little knowledge of the subject.

yum13241 ,

When it’s A FUCKING SECURITY issue, I know damn well what I’m talking about.

mrpants ,

Again you do not because the world consists of more than your interests and job description.

yum13241 ,

I know damn well what I’m talking about when someone could get scammed on “apple.com” but with a Cyrillic A.

mrpants ,

You know the problem but not the set of reasonable or practical solutions.

Anyways I and l look identical too in many fonts. Should we make them the same letter?

yum13241 ,

No, but that’s what Unicode does.

The solution is to force font creators to be fucking reasonable, just like how the Cyrillic A looks exactly like the Latin A. They are the same letter. The letters L and I are totally different (in handwriting at least)

They already did that for CJK. Make characters that look the same in handwriting b have be same codepointer.

kattfisk ,

I and l also look identical in many fonts. So you already have this problem in ascii. (To say nothing of all the non-printing characters!)

If your security relies on a person being able to tell the difference between two characters controlled by an attacker your security is bad.

yum13241 ,

The problem is when you can register “apple.com” with the Cryillic A, fooling many.

The I l issue is caused by fonts, not by ASCII.

kattfisk ,

You really can’t though. For several reasons. Which would have been apparent to you had you bothered to actually create your example link to аpple.com or to understand this problem.

sbv , in Apple donation

freebsdfoundation.org/our-donors/donors/?donation…

$250-$499 range.

Meanwhile BlackBerry donated in the $10k+ range. 🤣

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

but blackberry doesn't donate or make systems anymore...

sbv ,

Apparently they have cash enough to donate. 🤷

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

<del>No, I'm saying they aren't in the donors list either</del> Oh wait I just saw they're in the partners zone, nevermind!

James_Ryan , in It's routine

You all use notepad to code?

GigglyBobble ,

According to my recruiter, you code on a whiteboard.

JazzAlien ,

These memes are made by first semester cs students

fidodo ,

I was taught java my first semester. I certainly hope no schools teach dynamic languages in the first semester.

alphacyberranger OP ,
@alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works avatar

I had to edit code on terminal using nano in production.

original_ish_name ,

Use the great vim, install a linter plugin if you need one

257m ,

Why not just use vim? It’s preinstalled.

alphacyberranger OP ,
@alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not inside a docker container.

257m ,

Oh.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I used to write websites with Notepad. The upside is that you really had to learn HTML to do it; the downside is that it proves to the world that you’re a fucking lunatic.

abbadon420 , in This one goes out to the sysadmins in the crowd.

64! is a whole lot more than 64 though. It’s a number with 90 digits.

Dfy ,

Hmm is unexpected factorial a sub here yet?

xigoi ,
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They’re called “communities”, not “subs”.

JTheDoc , (edited )

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  • xigoi ,
    @xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Most communities are not on lemmy.world (the one we’re on is on programming.dev), and even those that are there are not on their own subdomains:

    Hexarei ,
    @Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

    Corrections:

    1. They are not subdomains, they are just paths.

      A subdomain would be like programmer_humor.lemmy.world.

    2. Communities exist on many instances, not just Lemmy.world

    vox ,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    subfeddit

    nx2 ,

    Yeah it feels like “sub” has become something like “to google something”

    abbadon420 ,

    Yeah, but it feels dirty.

    ReversalHatchery ,

    We need to come up with a shorthand for that

    Transcriptionist , in Error 502:

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    An image of a man appearing to scold an internet router with the text “502 Bad Gateway” above it.

    [I am a human, if I’ve made a mistake please message and let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. 💜]

    scarrtt , in Int and bool walk into a bar

    I travel a lot and I swear I’ve never seen the same shower design twice. There’s so many different freakin’ ways to deliver a stream of water to your head and they nearly all require some level of finessing. I’m assuming it all stems from an 1800s court case about patents but fuck that judge and everyone involved that day

    thehatfox ,
    @thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

    It seems that hotels somehow always install the most obscure and convoluted shower designs. I’ve never had too much trouble with showers in people’s homes, but every time I shower in a hotel room I feel like I’m trying to operate an oddly temperamental steam engine.

    mojo , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

    How did they not catch on they’re getting fucked with lol

    bappity ,
    @bappity@lemmy.world avatar

    probably frothing at the mouth for the chance to get money that they don’t realise

    ruk_n_rul ,

    They devoted every brain cell to scamming people, none is left to detect 200IQ level pranks.

    Mozami ,
    @Mozami@kbin.social avatar

    Because some scammers are stupid enough to believe that they'll get a certain amount of money (usually very large) from scambaiters. It's even more hilarious when they fail to catch on (after a long period of time) to the fact that they've been led on.

    harry315 , in Stop doing Color Management!

    There’s got to be a sublemmy of graphic designers who’d love this meme

    HeartyBeast ,
    @HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

    Not any who like accurate print repro of their on-screen work

    TheBananaKing , in python &lt; shell (for scripts)

    Friends don’t let friends do string manipulation in bash.

    princess ,

    youre right

    thats what sed is for

    entropicdrift ,
    @entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Well this is awk-ward

    andarwaid ,

    That’s what she sed

    TechieDamien ,

    I think we some ed-ucation here

    NotAnonymousAtAll , in Always write comments

    About comments:

    Please please please, do not always write comments. Try to write code that does not need comments whenever possible. Proper variable, class and method names go a long way. If you think a block of code needs a comment, turn it into a method and give it a proper name instead.

    Comments should be a last resort for cases where making the code self explanatory is not possible, and those should be rare.

    About optimization:

    Optimal code is code that fulfills it’s purpose without observable issues.

    If you try to make something faster without any prior complaints or measurements indicating that it being slow is an actual issue, you are not optimizing, you are just engaging in mental masturbation.

    JDubbleu ,

    For my current job we’ve all agreed to take the approach of not writing comments that say what the code does, but why you did something the way you did. Probably about 90% of our code is uncommented because it just doesn’t need to be, but every once in a while you have to do something out of the ordinary to get the desired behavior, and explaining why you made the weird decision you did is infinitely more helpful.

    dukk ,

    This exactly. I love this approach to commenting and use it all the time. I also like to write doc-comments wherever possible; it’s saves time and makes working on an unfamiliar part of the codebase much easier.

    sweeny ,

    I just get AI to write my comments lol. I’ll paste the function or component and tell it to write comments in tsdocs format and it works great every time (I will also add to it sometimes of course).

    Don’t get me wrong, I also write clean code with good function and variable naming, but I find comments are also useful for a few reasons; they make the code even more quickly readable, they can explain why the code is the way that it is, and my favorite reason, they make it so when you hover over a reference to the commented item in an ide you get an explanation of exactly what the code does and what it expects without having to find and read the code itself

    blackbirdbiryani ,

    The problem here is that every junior programmer thinks they write clean code when they really really don’t. Often I find the act of writing comments makes you go back to the code and clean things up, so it’s still worth encouraging comments.

    Von_Broheim ,

    Just do TDD instead

    squaresinger ,

    I strongly disagree with the comments. “The code is the documentation” was a dumb joke about being to lazy to write documentation, not a best practices guideline.

    Proper naming is good, but there are a lot of issues with not commenting code. Obviously it’s dumb to comment every line, but it’s really useful to comment functions/methods, because otherwise you never know if something’s a bug or a non-obvious feature. Comments act as a parity check to the code, since they tell you what the dev who wrote the code wanted the code to do.

    Also, everone thinks they write good, clean and obvious code. Hardly anyone purpously writes bad, hacky code. Yet if you look at code you wrote a year ago, or code someone else on your team wrote, it’s full of non-obvious hacks. That means, people constantly misjudge the obviousnes of their code. Comments should be put on anything that could maybe be non-obvious.

    And putting documentation of the code anywhere else than in a comment (e.g. Confluence) is a total waste of time (unless you put a link to the specific page of the documentation in a comment in the code), because documentation that you don’t directly see without effort will not be found and not be read.

    NotAnonymousAtAll ,

    it’s really useful to comment functions/methods, because otherwise you never know if something’s a bug or a non-obvious feature. Comments act as a parity check to the code, since they tell you what the dev who wrote the code wanted the code to do.

    Unit tests should be the parity check for other code. Those don’t get outdated with the next refactoring where someone didn’t remember to also adjust all the comments.

    Also, everone thinks they write good, clean and obvious code. Hardly anyone purpously writes bad, hacky code. Yet if you look at code you wrote a year ago, or code someone else on your team wrote, it’s full of non-obvious hacks. That means, people constantly misjudge the obviousnes of their code. Comments should be put on anything that could maybe be non-obvious.

    Why would people be better at judging if something needs a comment than at judging if something needs a better name or refactoring? Asking people to skip that judgement step and comment everything just gives you a bunch of useless boilerplate comments. That trains everyone reading that codebase to ignore comments because they are almost always useless anyway.

    putting documentation of the code anywhere else than in a comment (e.g. Confluence) is a total waste of time

    At least this we can 100 % agree on. Documentation should be as close as possible to the code. (I just think most of the time that place is in the name of things, not in an actual comment.)

    squaresinger , (edited )

    You can’t be too obvious when writing code. Good names, good code structure, unit tests and comments are not mutually exclusive. And comments are the cheapest part of all of that. Commenting what a method does takes a fraction of the time that good code structure or unit tests take, so adding a comment is rarely not worth the effort.

    Why would people be better at judging if something needs a comment than at judging if something needs a better name or refactoring? Asking people to skip that judgement step and comment everything just gives you a bunch of useless boilerplate comments. That trains everyone reading that codebase to ignore comments because they are almost always useless anyway.

    Again, who is asking them to skip judgement? I am saying, do comments additionally.

    And forcing programmers to do anything they don’t understand or are against will always result in useless results. I’ve seen enough unit tests that don’t actually test what the tested code does. I’ve seen nonsense comments. I’ve seen naming that “follows” the guideline but is totally useless or even wrong. I have even seen code that was implemented in spite and where the code superficially checks all the boxes but is totally terrible once you peek beyond that. Same goes for the whole process. If a programmer doesn’t care for code reviews, you get nothing by forcing the programmer to do them.

    Does this mean all of these things are useless, just because programmers can purpously sabotage them and find loopholes that fit the guidelines? I don’t think so.

    At least this we can 100 % agree on. Documentation should be as close as possible to the code. (I just think most of the time that place is in the name of things, not in an actual comment.)

    If you can fit all the information about what something does plus all the specifics, edge cases, non-obvious things and the reason why this specific approach was taken in maximum 4 words, then yes. Otherwise comments are the way to go.

    Having no documentation is fine for a small project with one dev that will get tossed in a year. But if you are making something that will actually be used for longer, than it’s not ok.

    Von_Broheim ,

    If you’re writing an explanation of what your code does then, ding ding, you’re writing code. If your code has so many side effects and garbage in it that it’s incomprehensible without an explanation then it’s shit code and I doubt you’d be able to write a comment that explains it that is not equally as shit as the code. Commenting on how shit code works cannot be trusted because the commenter has already proved they’re shit at the job by creating that shit code.

    Best you can hope for is the comment contains a reason as to why the code is shit.

    squaresinger ,

    Found the junior dev.

    h_a_r_u_k_i ,
    @h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev avatar

    “Code is the documentation” is the paradise we all want to be someday. But some people use that as an excuse to not write the documentation explaining why this piece of code exists in the first place. I find it extremely annoying when there is not a single architecture diagram is available and someone tell me to figure it out by reading his/her spaghetti code.

    Von_Broheim ,

    The problem is that code is language and people who write shit code tend to write shit comments, so no value is gained anyway. The sort of person who’d write good comments will most likely write good code where these comments are not needed, and when they intentionally write shit code they’d probably explain why.

    So best you can hope for is that both of these people write comments about why they decided to write a comment, and hopefully the person who writes shit code improves over time.

    Sotuanduso ,

    Also, everone thinks they write good, clean and obvious code. Hardly anyone purpously writes bad, hacky code.

    https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/9e9e972d-1acd-47bb-8d32-7acde89a8bf9.webp

    marty ,

    This is the way. In ‘some’ cases comments are perfectly fine. Like when you need to document ‘why’ something was done the way it was our to link to a specific piece of documentation.

    When you start commenting ‘what’ the code does, you code is not self explanatory enough. And those comments will get outdated and need refactoring too. Just more unnecessary work.

    uberrice ,

    If you think a block of code needs a comment, turn it into a method and give it a proper name instead.

    Really depends. Yes, if someone doesn’t get what’s wrong with this statement, they should. But you shouldn’t wrap something in a method all the time just because. Sure, maybe you can make it an inline method, but usually, a method call takes time, and while it’s not a lot of time, in constrained or complex system that can accumulate. A lot. Sure, the compiler might optimize stuff away, but don’t just go blindly trusting your compiler.

    Sure, a method call for something that gets called once a second is not a problem. But when you suddenly have thousands and thousands of method calls when say, you click a button, which calls method x which calls method x1 which calls y1 and y2 which call z1-10 and so on, then the method calls can suddenly turn into a problem.

    Maybe not on a fast, modern device, but on an older or more constrained device. If your code never runs on there, sure, don’t bother.

    nexussapphire , in Brace Style

    Last day at the company, pushed over 5,000 commits. Just style changes, still passes all the checks.

    KairuByte ,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    This would never pass PR review.

    el_abuelo ,

    Jokes on you, we don’t have PR review.

    nexussapphire ,

    Do your code reviewers subscribe to the didn’t check looks good model? Joking btw.

    KairuByte ,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Dear god

    el_abuelo ,

    He can’t hear you all the way down here.

    dejected_warp_core ,

    This is fine.

    jaybone , in JSON Query Language

    Both Oracle and Postgres have pretty good support for json in SQL.

    where_am_i ,

    and the plane in the picture is perfectly capable of transporting a plane. What’s your point?

    xmunk ,

    JSON in the DB isn’t an antipattern. It is frequently used in absolutely terrible designs but it is not itself a bad thing.

    I’m a data architect and I approve this message.

    meliaesc ,

    Why not use nosql if your important data is stored in JSON? You can still do all your fancy little joins and whatnot.

    frezik ,

    Turn it inside out. Why not use a RDBMS with a NoSQL bit added on the side?

    xmunk ,

    Specifically so you get mature transactional guarantees, indices and constraints that let app developers trust your db.

    lengau ,

    Carrying the body of a smaller plane in a larger plane isn’t an antipattern either. Airbus does this between body assembly and attaching the wings.

    roguetrick ,

    I think plane people call it a fusilage, because they’re weird and like French.

    Enoril ,

    It’s “fuselage”.

    It’s called like that because of it came from the word “forme fuselé” (Tapered shape) and it’s a french word mainly because we created it in 1908.

    You’re welcome :-)

    FuglyDuck , (edited ) in imagine if the crowsstrike bug was malicious...
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m willing to bet the threat of evil admin attacks will keep people up for a while.

    30p87 , in blahaj

    Noooooo what did you do to that poor shonky :ccc

    henfredemars ,

    The data will be preserved 🤖

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