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A photo of a page from a book showing Jake, Skully, Izzy, and Cubby from the TV series Jake the Pirate. Jake is standing to the right, while Skully flies above Izzy and Cubby who are holding up an oversized scroll of parchment with the text “A good pirate never takes another person’s property!”

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Black text on a white background reading “Redditors when they post their first content on Lemmy and nobody insults them in the comments:”

Beneath the text is an image of Verne, the turtle, from Over the Hedge, standing in a fancy backyard with a confused look on his face as he says “What is this place?”

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White text on a black background reading “I have a plan”

Below the text is two images, the one on the left is of the southeastern coast of America with Italy and Cuba in the location of Florida and its Keys, and the image on the right is that of southern and western Europe with Florida and its Keys in the location of Italy and Cuba.

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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X/Twitter post by user grace @brainsoupp_ reading “hey sorry I can’t come out tonight I need to research an incredibly specific and random topic alone and in silence for hours on end for no reason at all”

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A white page with black text. On the top left is the Google logo. Underneath is text reading:

"UH OH!

“You’ve used all 75 of your daily free searches!. You’re currently using Google Lite for infinite searches, please consider subscribing to Google Premium.”

On the right side is a digital drawing of a bulldog standing like a human with its right forepaw on its hip and its left forepaw holding a pair of binoculars to its eyes. Underneath the dog is text reading:

“Get one month of Google Premium for $14.99 AUD!”

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Beep boop

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You’re welcome :)

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White text on a blue background reading

“Here’s proof that his year’s organized labor uprising is working:”

The next few paragraphs are in yellow:

"340,000 UPS workers won $30 BILLION in raises, more time off. and more full-time jobs after threatening to strike.

"Writers beat the greedy Hollywood CEO’s replacing them with AI and won increased residuals, healthcare, and pension contributions.

"Half a million Fast Food Workers in CA won a $20 minimum wage and a seat at the table determining future wages, benefits and working conditions.

“Half a million California Health Care Workers won a $25 an hour minimum wage.”

The final paragraph is in white again:

“Unions work. You can bank on it.”

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A photo of a sign in what appears to be a dark, forested area. The sign is made of cardboard taped to a wooden post with text spray painted on it in black reading “PRESS SHIFT TO RUN”.

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A four-panel War and Peas comic.

The first panel shows two horse-like creatures standing in a field, munching on grass. Text in a yellow box at the top of the panel reads “One Million years from now…”. Palm-like trees with yellow leaves and mountains are in the background. The creature on the left is brown and the creature on the right is grey. The text “Munch Munch” are over the brown creature.

The second panel shows the brown creature with its head raised up and a concerned look on its face, saying “Hey. Remember humans?”

The third panel shows the grey creature now with its head raised up, the background of nature has been replaced by an orange background, which is lighter in a circle around the area of the panel where the creature’s head and speech bubble are. The grey creature is saying “No.”

The fourth panel is a slightly zoomed in version of the first panel with the onomatopoeic munching text moved over the grey creature’s head.

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Wow, can’t believe I forgot to put that part. Thanks for catching it!

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A green corner window with yellow signs posted in them.

The sign on the left reads “Established in 1883”, where 1883 is in a rough, red 15-pointed star shape. A bold line separates it from the text underneath that reads “Going out of Business Forever!”

The sign in the right window reads “We Tried & We Failed”

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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A crazy trollface stick figure hides behind a crudely drawn square, holding a shotgun and saying “I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES” as an army of harp darps wearing blue helmets with various logos on them come through a crudely drawn door.

Around the harp darps are various statements they are making as they move into the room. At the front left, below a harp darp wearing the Adobe logo, is the text “You can afford it, come on”. To the right of the Adobe harp darp is one wearing the Dropbox logo. Behind the Adobe harp darps is one wearing the Netflix logo, and behind the Dropbox harp darp is one wearing the Spotify logo. Between the front four harp darps is the text “Just $15 bro”. To the upper right of the Spotify harp darp is the text “Limited Ads dude”. Behind the Spotify harp darp is one wearing a Twitter (now X) Verified blue tick, with the text above its head reading “It’s less than a cup of coffee bro…come on”. To the right of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one with the Nintendo Switch Online logo. To the upper right of the Nintendo Switch Online harp darp is the text “It’s just a small monthly payment dude”, and to the bottom right of the same harp darp is the text “You use it all the time Anyway bro”. Behind and to the left of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one wearing an Amazon Prime logo, standing outside the door.

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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I wish I were an AI 🙁

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An image titled “who would win?”

On the left side is an image of an Asus RT-AC5300 Tri-Band Wireless Gigabit Router, a square, black router with a red line around the side near the upper edge, and 8 antennas coming up from the bottom. The text beneath the image reads “A $350 router with scary spikes”

On the right side is a blue Cat6 ethernet cable. The text beneath this image reads “A $3 snakey boi”

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Text at the top of the image reads:

‘“Sir, it’s like I told you the first six times. I can’t refund an item which you bought three months ago”

Boomers-’

Below the text is an image of American politician Addison Mitchell “Mitch” McConnell III standing in front of the self-service checkouts at Walmart.

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Tumblr post by user iputmilkinearlgrey reading ‘parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say “i would have to advise against that decision, my lord” followed by a crashing sound’

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Tumblr post by user anotherchariotpulledbycats reading

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You have a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it’s so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don’t know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you’re fit for the job.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that ‘unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for’. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car a car. No one stops to ask how you’re supposed to afford one with no job.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

"You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don’t even have an answering machine.

“Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.”

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White text on a black background reading “the internet was once a fun place for watching cat videos instead of monitoring the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism”

Below the text is a digital rendering of Fatso, aka Keyboard Cat, from the 2007 Keyboard Cat upload of a clip from a 1984 video.

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X/Twitter post by user Teddy Ostrow @TeddyOstrow reading ‘“In their economy, workers live paycheck to paycheck while the billionaires buy another yacht… So we’re gonna wreck their economy cuz it only works for the billionaire class,” says @UAW prez Shawn Fain in Detroit.’

Attached is an image of UAW president Shawn Fain speaking passionately at a targeted strike rally against the Detroit Big Three automakers (General Motors, Ford, and Stellantis).

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Thank you!

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Thank you! Hopefully I will one day have most people doing it themselves so I have less to do.

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A message from Meta Quest with a picture of quadrupedal orange alien with purple spots down its spine and large green eyes named Bogo from the Oculus Quest experience of the same name. Below the image is the text:

“Hi Kolorafa,

We are reaching out to let you know that Bogo will no longer be supported as of Friday, March 15, 2024. You may continue to wave at, pet, and feed Bogo on your Quest device until 11:59 PM PT on that date.

We admit we’ve gotten attached to the little guy too! There’s still time to grab that just-slightly-out-of-reach fruit one last time. Bogo will appreciate it. And so will we. 🐾 🎆

Thanks,

The Meta Quest team”

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A still from the series Breaking Bad showing Huell Babineaux laying in a pile of money with his eyes closed.

Text above the image reads: “How the Russian pilot who got half a mil for surrendering a helicopter and getting to skip out on the Russian war crime carousel sleeps”

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I have been surprised at the origin of meme images quite a bit doing these transcriptions.

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A blue Windows 10 Setup dialogue box with the text

“Something happened

Something happened”

And a button at the bottom labelled “Close”

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A screenshot from the setup of the Remind mobile application with an image of a calendar and the text

“What is your birthday?

This will stay private to you and will help keep Remind safe

Birthday

DD/MM/YYYY”

Followed by a text field that has been filled out with the date “17 / 02 / 2008”.

Below the text field is the red error text reading “Please enter a valid date”

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Four eBay listings for Motorola MA1 Wireless Auto Car Adapters.

The first listing is for a pre-owned Motorola MA1 Wireless Car Adapter for Android Auto by seller garyinok11. The image shows the adapter partially resting atop its manual. The listing is priced at $95, +$12.25 shipping.

The second listing is for a brand new Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter NEWSEALEDSHIPS TODAY by seller jotam-25. The image appears to be a stock photo of the adapter. The listing is priced at $189 or best offer, with free shipping.

The third listing is for a brand new NEW Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter USB Bluetooth FAST SHIPPING by seller beautysupplyoutlet88. The image shows the box for the adapter. The listing is priced at $189.95, with free shipping.

The last listing is for a brand new Motorola MA1 Wireless Android Auto Car Adapter Dongle - FREE Shipping ! NEW by seller ausgoods1. The image is the same stock image as the second listing. The listing is priced at $127 with free shipping from Australia.

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A photoshopped image of Wikipe-tan, an anime-style personification of Wikipedia created for a mascot contest, with a soccer ball adjacent to her with a white X in a red-filled circle underneath it, on a background photo of soccer players on a field. The text underneath reads:

“A hypothetical example of a quick time event in a video game. Pressing the X button can stop Wikipe-tan from being hit by the football.”

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The Spotify Car Thing cost $100, but I can't use it anymore. (lemmy.ml)

EDIT: The only reason why I still had it at this point was because I could use it with other apps. However, now that my Spotify Subscription is cancelled, it doesn’t work with anything. It’s mildly infuriating because today, I can’t still use it with other apps like I was able to yesterday....

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A photo of a Spotify Car Thing with the text displaying on the screen under the Spotify logo: “Need a Premium account To use Car Thing you need to be logged in to a Spotify Premium or Premium Family account on your phone.”

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Hello Android 009.

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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A still of Verne the turtle from the movie Over the Hedge looking around a fancy garden in wary confusion. Text at the top of the image reads “The Virus bundled in the sketchy Itch.io game running in a wine bottle.” Subtitles on the image read “What is this place?”

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A one-panel XKCD-style comic with the title “The Self-Hoster” One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: “It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation.” Character two replies: “Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?” Character one replies: “Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly.”

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Hm, I guess I assumed based on the style. It’s an edit? I’m not really sure what to call it then. I’ve edited my post but if you have any suggestions please let me know.

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A meme with the text at the top reading: When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better Below the text is an image of Zapp Brannigan from the TV show Futurama with his eyes closed, smiling and holding his hands up palms out and saying “No need to thank me.”

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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Text at the top reads: what is that small jean pocket actually for The first image shows a hand pointing downwards and to the right and the text underneath “a safe place for my finger to hide”, the finger has a label reading “he is so nervous” The second image shows a ravioli square and the text “ravioli” underneath The third image shows a naked, balding grey-haired man with a mustache, waving and smiling from his place inside the aforementioned pocket and the text “a home for kevin”

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I’ve received a few "good human"s, it seems to be pretty much whatever you like. I don’t know why one person took offense at your question though.

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Post by user micah @hacimrants reading: cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way 🙄

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I did consider whether or not to try and transcribe the notes in the sheet music but decided it was largely nonsense.

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A photo of Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings with someone standing behind him, their hands on his shoulders, and a disgruntled look on his face. The caption above the image reads: The other kids at Stuart Little’s orphanage watching a family adopt a rat instead of them:

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