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BLAMM , in I feel proud of myself to recognize that this iconic dude is not at a 'computer', rather, a [dumb] terminal! ]Or...?]
@BLAMM@lemmy.world avatar

That looks like an IBM PC. I recognize it from my childhood years when the father of a friend (who worked for IBM) had one in the early 80’s. That dude is probably as nerdy as he looks. So not a dumb terminal, it’s one of the first home computers.

hedgehogging_the_bed ,

Yep, looks about right. The photo to too dark to see the .25" drives but with all those boxes, it’s clear it gets use. I can almost hear that damn dot matrix printer though because I had that model one at home as a kid . That thing was LOUD.

xmunk ,

Or the satisfying ka-thunk when you pushed the bar on the floppy drive to lock the disk in place. We had a modified one when I was growing up that had a five MB hard drive.

lemonmelon ,

Yup, I’m almost certain it’s an IBM 5160 series, maybe even a 5162.

Anticorp , in My Git Knowledge

If you’re pushing to master, then you’re doing it wrong.

zalgotext ,

Yeah main has been the defacto default branch name for like half a decade now

TunaCowboy ,

git whoosh --hard

learningduck ,

Wait. It’s that long?

Felt like we joke about the announcement 2 years ago. Time fly lol

zalgotext ,

Imma be honest I pulled that estimate out of my ass lol, but I feel like it was pre-pandemic? which would put it at at least 4 years ago and so holy shit I’m gonna go cry in a corner because it’s been 4 years since the start of the pandemic

throwwyacc ,

Isn’t this only the case in github? All my repos are based from master, and I would assume that’s because I init on the command line and push up to the remote?

AA5B ,

GitLab also changed a few years back. We host our own, so got the update later than people using the service … it was a bit of an argument at first since everyone wanted to stick with the familiar, but laziness won out. Unfortunately, it’s not really justifiable to go back and change legacy projects, so now it’s inconsistent

throwwyacc ,

If you don’t have any scripts that rely on branch name it should be pretty trivial actually. But I wouldn’t be shocked if you had a few dozen scripts that nobody has looked at in the last century lol

AA5B ,

The question actually came up for a new tool to help automate dependency updates. Do we need to change the config to account for the inconsistency?

It turns out we don’t: it correctly uses the default branch, no matter what it’s called. However we had to consider the question. and investigate. It spent someone’s time

uis ,

git send-email

Hawk ,

Why? I almost always have master/dev/stable.

TunaCowboy ,

You should not be pushing into your main/master/whatever branch.

All the main/master replies completely miss the point, further emphasizing sirsirsalot’s statement.

Hawk ,

I think I’ll keep doing it. It’s worked fine for the past decade 🤷

Solemn ,

It works fine for small projects. I think that with more than 2-3 devs a PR based strategy works better for enforcing review and just makes life easier in general, since you end up with less stuff like force pushes to fix minor things like whitespace errors that break everyone’s local.

Tanoh ,

Different workflows.

bappity , in MySQL moment
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

8 JOINS??? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE

souperk ,
@souperk@reddthat.com avatar

No, they are using an ORM.

xpinchx ,

You guys are only using 8 joins?

seliaste ,
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What it feels like to smoke 8 joins

Crashumbc ,

I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.

It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).

8+plus happened…

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

:(

rimjob_rainer ,

So are you using FHIR yet?

Crashumbc ,

Lol, is funny you ask. I mainly worked on interfaces.

The medical industry makes the banking industry look nimble.

The organization had a couple interfaces using the protocol when I left. But adoption is slow, just about everyone still uses HL7. But it has been a couple years.

rimjob_rainer ,

I asked because I’ve been working in the same field for 10 years, interfaces as well. You can count our FHIR interfaces on one hand, the rest is DICOM, HL7 or proprietary.

FurbiesAndBeans ,

It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…

Buttons , in Stop using floats
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

No real use you say? How would they engineer boats without floats?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Just invert a sink.

anton ,

Just build submarines, smh my head.

TWeaK , in Old xkcd, I can't see it ever not being relevant

“Old”. This was after I started reading it.

At the same time, it’s about 1200 strips before the latest, which is like 7 years ago? But still not even halfway back, not quite.

Man, he’s been around since forever.

smeg OP ,

Yeah same, I’ve been reading them all again and I didn’t check when it was originally posted but it seemed far enough from today to count as old!

isVeryLoud ,

7 years ago is just 2016

TWeaK ,

Why did you have to say that?! RIP Robin Williams :(

isVeryLoud ,

goddamn it, it’s been this long? rip.

TWeaK ,

Yeah man, loads of good people died in 2016, it was a whole thing.

random9 , in STOP USING GITHUB

Is this copypasta yet?

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE CODE!! WHY IS THERE CODE? JUST MAKE A FUCKING EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME.

who needs code, when all we need is exe files.

funkless_eck ,

I think it’s so popular because secretly everyone agrees

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

Fuck that, I don’t trust executables unless they’re signed, downloaded securely (e.g. HTTPS), and I trust the source I downloaded them from. Anything else might as well be a virus. If I can’t find a signed binary from a trustworthy source, I’m either not using it or I’m going to build it myself (after skimming through the code).

settoloki , in Every language has its niche

Should be wordpress and not Facebook for php. Which still makes up the majority of websites.

Scrollone ,

And Wordpress is a horrible example of PHP code

Laravel is a completely better PHP project

settoloki ,

Couldn’t agree more. Wordpress and the damn loop. Horrid example of how to do something. But it still makes up the majority of the internet…

MostlyBlindGamer , in If Architects had to work like Programmers
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

I was not prepared for this. I came here for jokes.

Cwilliams ,

Eeme oote

Ashelyn , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

I could comment on the notion that one owns one’s girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you’re sharing deeply personal information with a program

can , (edited )

So don’t treat bing as my therapist eh?

Edit: I was mostly joking, but are there any good ones I could run on a high-end android?

21Cabbage ,

I’m thinking through it and I don’t think you should run a therapist off your phone either. Not even for privacy reasons, that just seems like a recipe for disaster.

can ,

Therapist is too strong of a word for what I’m looking for.

Sometimes I just need to hear my emotions are valid without burdening anyone :(

FractalsInfinite , (edited )

EDIT: It seems the app sherpa has what you need. Just use one of the models found here, preferably 7b-chat Q4_K_S

Some people are energised by that kind of thing. However if you don’t want to reveal things to humans, you can use (if you are more technical) llama.cpp

can , (edited )

Thanks for the links. So I don’t need to worry about downloading the model from meta eh?

Edit: oh you mean download this one instead?

I tried and the app crashes after submitting a prompt but this is a good starting point. I’ll take a look into it further later.

wahming ,

You may want to watch star trek to be aware of the possible pitfalls regarding androids

Gabu ,

Hey, Soong is 3/4 as far as we know – out of B4, Data, Lore and his wife, only Lore went bonkers

Solemarc , in Should I cancel?

I think I understand this;

cancel -> submit the POST request and cancel -> undo this thing. maybe they shoulda just used submit & cancel or cancel & exit instead.

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

Should be Cancel or Cancel Cancel

/s

kleiner_zeh ,

submit cancel or cancel submit

intensely_human ,

Perfect

kate ,

or submit/close

intensely_human ,

“Proceed”, “Go Back”

victorz ,

“Lessgooo”, “I have regrets”

odium ,

“YOLO”, “Whoa”

AeonFelis , in Oopsi Woopsi
xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

All of those are dated after the meme. I think it’s safe to say that account is based on this meme, not the other way around.

AeonFelis ,

Yea, that’s what I meant. I just worded it badly.

isVeryLoud ,

This person is a treasure

EdibleFriend , in Oopsi Woopsi
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

This is what being on the Internet does to people.

anarchyrabbit ,

And it is beautiful!

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I SMELL YIFF ON YOU

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

And that’s how it spreads.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

ffxiv catgirls are a gateway to fur suits.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

It makes you fuxy wuxied?

fibojoly ,

Programming socks were a mistake.

Sigh_Bafanada , in Bartender Qualifications

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

JonEFive ,

Die Bart die

phorq ,

Translation from German: The Bart the

Stoney_Logica1 , in Fitbit Clock Face

Hopefully that’s not a resting heart rate.

NightAuthor ,

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

bane_killgrind ,

If this is a photo for a bug report, it might have made his week.

xenoclast ,

I’m sure it isn’t… but you’d be surprised how much resting hr goes up with age.

lvxferre , in “It’s not that hard”
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

Musk being an assumer (note how he’s vomiting certainty on future events) doesn’t surprise me a tiny bit.

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