programmer_humor

teletext , 2 months ago in Saw 37 the software Dev

Sorry bro, if you think JavaScript is difficult, then you’re just too weak.

Kolanaki , 2 months ago in Saw 37 the software Dev

Ok… He didn’t say it had to be complicated or anything. Just make a magic 8 ball.

kakes , 2 months ago in Saw 37 the software Dev

I think I’d be okay up until you pulled intellisense, at which point I would literally deflate like a balloon.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) in Saw 37 the software Dev

w3school

victorz , 2 months ago

MDN ftw, screw stackoverflow.

Redkey , 2 months ago

Any time I need to learn something about JS, I go to W3Schools to wrap my head around the basics, then over to MDN for current best practice.

victorz , 2 months ago

I remember visiting W3S like 10-15 years ago when first learning DOM manipulation etc at uni. But nowadays there’s nothing it can give me that MDN can’t, that I need to know.

frezik , 2 months ago

MDN is better at everything than w3school, except for SEO.

victorz , 2 months ago

Yeah… Then again I just use the DuckDuckGo bang !mdn and it searches MDN directly.

There’s also devdocs.io which can be indispensable when using a lot of popular utility libraries and frameworks in the same project. Just having a single page with all the relevant docs is just a real blessing.

Mikufan , 2 months ago in Saw 37 the software Dev

Do it in php and say its JavaScript, most people don’t even know that there is a difference.

xmunk , 2 months ago

$facts

xmunk , 2 months ago in Saw 37 the software Dev

Heh… but Javascript is so permissive you can just start writing psuedocode and it’ll probably be valid!

SzethFriendOfNimi , 2 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">eval('alert("Yep")')
</span>

Gork , 2 months ago

https://files.catbox.moe/eirsaf.jpg

SzethFriendOfNimi , 2 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">for(i=0;i<100;i++){
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    console.log("Yep")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">console.log("uh-huh")
</span>

NovaPrime , 2 months ago

youtu.be/IH6EV7Rqacc?si=H7hZ714nK83_9siV

Anticorp , 2 months ago

Like Dave from Storage Wars?

UnpledgedCatnapTipper , 2 months ago

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/4e136a1c-7384-4377-99c8-78cfb42f26f1.webm

jubilationtcornpone , 2 months ago

“Uh huh.”

CanadaPlus , 2 months ago

And it will do… something.

whodatdair , 2 months ago

Perhaps more than one thing, who can know?

Anticorp , 2 months ago

const notThree = 1 + ‘2’;

jarfil , 2 months ago in new preference war just dropped

Both:

<span style="color:#323232;">dialog_error = Dialog_plain.create_modal(error_text)
</span>

Variable and class names go from more general to more particular, functions begin with a verb.

Global functions are either “main”, or start with one of “debug”, “todo”, or “shit”.

somegeek , 2 months ago in Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate...

Python has one of the worst syntaxes out there

ArmokGoB , 2 months ago in Hot Potato License

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/079/173/ed2.png

roon , 2 months ago in new preference war just dropped

Powershell has a lint warning for functions that don’t follow Verb-Noun format, and verbs here are a list of approved verbs lol

raldone01 , 2 months ago in Hot Potato License

There are a few flaws.

There should be a clause forcing it to remain open source. Another clause should be that the license must not be changed. A warrenty and liability disclaimer would be also good. Otherwise a splendid license.

jnk , 2 months ago

I would 100% use this HPL-v2 for all of my (temporary) foss projects. It’s just genius. I mean, good luck keeping track of the current owner, Nintendo lawyers.

RiQuY , 2 months ago in Hot Potato License

The secret license everyone gets while working for an enterprise. If the previous dude left, good luck changing anything.

joyjoy , 2 months ago in new preference war just dropped

We just call those Smurf names.

nikaaa , 2 months ago in new preference war just dropped

I personally prefer dialogs.FileDialog.open()

lorty , 2 months ago in new preference war just dropped

I know the second one is better, but I also know I’m terribly inconsistent with this stuff.

nexussapphire , 2 months ago

Been learning to program and I’m refusing to use an lsp for the time being. I’m bad about using abbreviated names when I have to type over and over again(no auto complete). I’m at least using descriptive names for functions I use less than four times.