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vampire ,

Say it with me everyone, INDICES

Tja ,

MongoDB, on the other hand, is web scale.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Quick roll back the transaction

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

This is fantastic and incredibly well made. Does anyone have the source?

mac ,
@mac@programming.dev avatar

Tried looking. According to one of the users who posted it its by 0x00 whos the person who made floor 796. All things I can find relating to them are floor 796 related though and can’t find where this was originally posted

Heres floor 796 though if anyones interested floor796.com

intelisense ,

Should have used Postgres…

titey ,
@titey@jlai.lu avatar

True true…

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

8 JOINS??? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE

souperk ,
@souperk@reddthat.com avatar

No, they are using an ORM.

xpinchx ,

You guys are only using 8 joins?

seliaste ,
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What it feels like to smoke 8 joins

Crashumbc ,

I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.

It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).

8+plus happened…

bappity ,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

:(

rimjob_rainer ,

So are you using FHIR yet?

Crashumbc ,

Lol, is funny you ask. I mainly worked on interfaces.

The medical industry makes the banking industry look nimble.

The organization had a couple interfaces using the protocol when I left. But adoption is slow, just about everyone still uses HL7. But it has been a couple years.

rimjob_rainer ,

I asked because I’ve been working in the same field for 10 years, interfaces as well. You can count our FHIR interfaces on one hand, the rest is DICOM, HL7 or proprietary.

FurbiesAndBeans ,

It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…

Kissaki ,

Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes

drkt ,
@drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100

MonkderZweite ,

ca. 150’000’000’0000 CPU cycles.

Downcount ,

Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

owen ,

Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it’s a food stand! Absurd!

RustyNova ,

Not queries, programs. They have pid

Downcount ,

Shoot, you are right wrong. They are processes.

RustyNova ,

Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent

Downcount ,

The thing is, at first I actually, responded with “you are right”. See, humans make errors. Also, this isn’t a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)

brisk ,

https://i0.wp.com/www.litterboxcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/calico-1.png

Finalsolo963 ,

🏳️‍⚧️

HowManyNimons ,

Also rings don’t make you invisible.

RustyNova ,

Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn’t cancel the request

devfuuu ,

If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?

Delta_V ,

The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.

Fridgeratr ,

Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up

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