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Johanno , in Saw 37 the software Dev

Var x = 1+“two”

Console.Log(x)

Done! I did it. I wrote a program.

NaiveBayesian ,

Not gonna run with those capital letters

0000 , 

<span style="color:#323232;">console.log("You had one job.");
</span>
Johanno ,

It was never specified to run without errors.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) in Saw 37 the software Dev

w3school

victorz ,

MDN ftw, screw stackoverflow.

Redkey ,

Any time I need to learn something about JS, I go to W3Schools to wrap my head around the basics, then over to MDN for current best practice.

victorz ,

I remember visiting W3S like 10-15 years ago when first learning DOM manipulation etc at uni. But nowadays there’s nothing it can give me that MDN can’t, that I need to know.

frezik ,

MDN is better at everything than w3school, except for SEO.

victorz ,

Yeah… Then again I just use the DuckDuckGo bang !mdn and it searches MDN directly.

There’s also devdocs.io which can be indispensable when using a lot of popular utility libraries and frameworks in the same project. Just having a single page with all the relevant docs is just a real blessing.

RandomVideos , in Saw 37 the software Dev

Just used he internet archive to open stackoverflow

olafurp , in Saw 37 the software Dev

var a = 0

Done

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Saw 37 the software Dev

hello world (: (smiley being the wrong way was on purpose)

wallmenis , in we love open source!!1!

Which project is this?

emptiestplace ,

Enough to necessitate this meme.

wallmenis ,

No, I mean, where did you find this?

llii ,

He probably made the screenshot himself.

redcalcium ,

Virtually all of new projects created after certain years. Younger devs prefer setting up a discord server first than setting up a documentation site/wiki. I feel old.

wallmenis ,

No, I get the joke, I just want to know which project is this from.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I have to figure telling people repeatedly in discord how to do a particular thing because there’s no documentation gets old fast.

redcalcium ,

They usually have a read only channel where the devs post how-to’s and tutorials. You know, something that could’ve been put into a wiki or documentation site instead.

xmunk , in Saw 37 the software Dev

Heh… but Javascript is so permissive you can just start writing psuedocode and it’ll probably be valid!

SzethFriendOfNimi , 

<span style="color:#323232;">eval('alert("Yep")')
</span>
Gork ,

https://files.catbox.moe/eirsaf.jpg

SzethFriendOfNimi , 

<span style="color:#323232;">for(i=0;i<100;i++){
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    console.log("Yep")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">console.log("uh-huh")
</span>
NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

youtu.be/IH6EV7Rqacc?si=H7hZ714nK83_9siV

Anticorp ,

Like Dave from Storage Wars?

UnpledgedCatnapTipper ,

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/4e136a1c-7384-4377-99c8-78cfb42f26f1.webm

jubilationtcornpone ,

“Uh huh.”

CanadaPlus ,

And it will do… something.

whodatdair ,

Perhaps more than one thing, who can know?

Anticorp ,

const notThree = 1 + ‘2’;

bruhduh , in we love open source!!1!
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Where matrix or/and xmpp

RickAstleyfounddead , in we love open source!!1!

I said “future” hehe

Thcdenton , in Saw 37 the software Dev

Dude JS is ez cmon.

sparkle , (edited ) in new preference war just dropped

in general, adjectives and verbs after nouns because it’s more organized/easier to search/filter. as god intended.

Artyom , in Hot Potato License

But in a moment of legal discovery, it was found that “GitLab Support Bot” always owns the repository since it creates the merge commit after CI runs.

PlexSheep ,
  1. The bot is not a person and this cannot have the rights
  2. Just don’t use something as fancy as that. CI for a HLP project? Wth are you doing, there aren’t even tests
mynameisigglepiggle ,

You don’t have to be a person to have the rights of a person. That’s what a corporation is.

PlexSheep ,

But the license mentions all of earths citizens. Corpos can’t be citizens, right? Legal terms are confusing.

SkyezOpen ,

Corporations provide services, and service guarantees citizenship.

mynameisigglepiggle ,

Hence how Melania came to be a Citizen

Artyom ,

I would like to know more.

tiredofsametab , in Saw 37 the software Dev

People should be able to do this, at least for simple programs. We used to do it all the time.

NatoBoram ,

Everyone should be able to do a hello world without IDE

magi , in Saw 37 the software Dev

Do people not read books anymore?

Alexstarfire , in Saw 37 the software Dev

Hello World isn’t that difficult to write.

He never said it had to be a useful program.

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