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Kedly , in Boomeram

Ok Boomer?

lud , in Seriously how many times does this have to happen

Fun fact: if you search for “removed key” or something similar in GitHub you will get thousands of results of people removing accidentally committed keys. I’m guessing the vast majority of those removed keys haven’t been revoked.

PenisWenisGenius , in Seriously how many times does this have to happen

I just commit and push the entire contents of my home folder and let people figure it out for themselves

devilish666 , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid

Now write code with it
I dare you
<⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

stoy ,

Do the characters even have morse code assigned to them?

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I found those:


<span style="color:#323232;">Underscore		. . _ _ . _
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Addition		. _ . _ .
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Subtraction		_ . . . . _ 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Multiplication		_ . . _
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Division		_ _ _ . . .
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Equal			_ . . . _
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Right Parenthesis	_ . _ _ . _
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Left Parenthesis	_ . _ _ .
</span>

But this isn’t enough for programming, square and curly brackets, carets, ampersand, pipe, tilda… I think it’s gonna be pretty challenging

bruhduh , (edited )
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

JackGreenEarth ,

Please delete the .m. from the Wikipedia link so it’s correct for desktop users.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Ok

JackGreenEarth ,

Thanks!

14th_cylon ,

What if desktop users delete it themselves, if they don’t like it?

JackGreenEarth ,

The default link redirects for mobile automatically, it doesn’t work the other way around.

14th_cylon ,

Ok, that’s fair point, but it still isn’t other people’s job to serve you links just how you like them.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Can’t you extend it by adding extra bits? Though typing them would be problematic as the length will be growing too.

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It would be a blow to render this typing method slightly slower, definitely a deal breaker 😏

Turun ,

C is so old, it has a way to work around that! In case your 198x keyboard was not set to ASCII you know. Not sure if Morse covers all the characters needed for the replacement trigraphs though.

riptutorial.com/c/example/23858/trigraphs

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I love when there are solutions for every weird use case ^^

bruhduh , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Break off laptop display morse% speedrun

maniel , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid

the hinges disliked that

14th_cylon ,

well, he chose machine with metallic hinges, but still…

maniel ,

All the hinges I’ve seen were metallic, what fails most of the time is the metal->plastic interface

ricdeh , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Poor sweet little hinges 😭

Hupf , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid

xkcd.com/378/

SatouKazuma ,

I’m quite sure that atmospheric wind currents don’t change the direction of cosmic rays, lol.

Norodix , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid

Ugh, and the code is so bad. I love it!

PenisWenisGenius , in Writing documentation

I don’t write documentation because all my shit is always so broken that the source code and error messages are the documentation.

recursive_recursion , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software
@recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

saving so I have a baseline of what not to do

cm0002 ,

Microsoft: saving so I have a baseline of what not to do for our GitHub 2025 roadmap

amenji , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Literally buy me a coffee and deliver it straight to my house.

vzq , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Paging the “how can we monetize peertube” dude that went aggro on the fediverse community few days ago.

nintendiator , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Yes but IMO the merge conflict PPV would work and be awesome, and the straight-up bribery already works.

Waraugh ,

The guy doing the bribing is never dumb enough to take over maintaining it though 8(

Aceticon , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Rebrand Github as an MMO were people fight for code dominance.

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