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SanityFM , in I use , obviously

This might be the first time that i've ever laughed at a meme.

No, it's the children who are wrong.

IdiosyncraticIdiot , in I use , obviously

Turn on visible whitespace in IDE

Hupf , in rule

When you’re paid by LoC

ndotb , in Linus be like...
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JackbyDev , in The latency is terrible, but the bandwidth isn't too bad.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a semi truck full of SD cards.

Feyter , in My boyfriend told me he was getting a Raspberry Pie delivered…

I assume she was excited about all the cool stuff you could make with it and found out it was actually just a cake… Would be disappointed too.

metaStatic , in The latency is terrible, but the bandwidth isn't too bad.

never underestimate the bandwidth of a van full of hard drives

okawari ,
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Reminds me of AWS Snowmobile, which is literally a shipping container filled with harddrives.

PAPPP ,

I’m somewhat surprised to learn that each Snowmobile unit is only about 100PB in a 45x8x9.6ft highwall shipping container

Gonna ballpark in stupid units to see how wrong my intuition that that’s not very dense is:

Assuming dense but not hot new thing spinning rust, 16TB per 34.5 cubic inch standard 3.5" disc.

(100PB/16TB)*2 (assume at least two spindle redundant) is about 12,000 discs, so about 414,000 cubic inches of just discs without any of the supporting equipment.

A highwall shipping container is like 5,900,000 cubic inches, so only like 7% of that thing would be discs.

Or, accommodating a little bit of the support, let’s say it’s just full of those commodity 90-bay 4U storage servers. Those are 19" x 7" x 26.4" (3511.2 cubic inches) for 1440 raw TB each, again 2 spindle redundancy so you’d need about 140 of the things for 100PB, round up to 500,000 cubic inches of those… still less than 9%.

Yeah, unless I did my math radically wrong, that’s surprisingly not very dense.

okawari ,
@okawari@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, it really sounds a bit low. I'm not sure what else goes into these containers. I assume there might also be a bunch of portable equipment and cabling that goes into moving the data in and out of the container? Power infrastructure and cooling and what probably takes up quite a bit of space as well.

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Kerb ,
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Id assume rhey put in some standard racks on shock absorbers and more redundancy than usual,
And wired all that up to acentral input.

Its probably not build to minmax the capacity,
but to fit the largest usecases.

vox ,
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reminds me of factotrio’s cars on belts…

BurningCat , in The latency is terrible, but the bandwidth isn't too bad.
@BurningCat@kbin.social avatar

How would that work when birds aren't even real??

msage ,

Since they are government drones, they might as well ship USBs everywhere they go

spartanatreyu ,
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Bird’s don’t eat worms, they charge off secret buried worm-textured USB cables.

bobs_monkey ,

That’s why it’s important to encrypt your data in coconuts before utilizing avian carriers

floofloof , in My back hurts

The senior dev will be fixing those 5 web pages tomorrow.

jeena , in My back hurts
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

This is because of all the corporate bullshit you have to deal with as a senior dev :/

RandomDevOpsDude , in My back hurts

not production ready vs. production ready

nibblebit , in The difference between an instance variable and a static variable.
@nibblebit@programming.dev avatar

A single race condition is a tragedy. A million race conditions is eventual consistency.

PCChipsM922U , in My boyfriend told me he was getting a Raspberry Pie delivered…
@PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I hear ya… no SATA ports gets me in a bad mood as well.

LeopardStripesx3 , in Parent threads, watch out for your children accessing things they shouldn't be

Brb is clever.

ElectronSoup ,

At least it's a tail call

DonjonMaister , in as a Jeff this is extra concerning
@DonjonMaister@programming.dev avatar

You would think that being named Null would probably cause a problem. But Jeffrey? lol

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