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milkjug , in “Hire me”
@milkjug@lemmy.world avatar

Dude’s training for his spelling bee. Let’s not over_react_.

Tedesche , in Oh yay new features

I don’t know why I find this so funny, but I’m keeping it.

Rusty , in “Hire me”

To be fair it took me couple of days to learn the basics of react. But I had years of programming experience, including other frontend frameworks like angular, angularjs, knockoutjs etc.

penguin ,

Eh, lots of stuff can be easy to learn, difficult to master.

Most languages only take a few minutes to do a “hello world” app.

When you announce you’re comfortable with something, it probably depends on the scale of the apps you’re used to working on.

So a junior dev could very well feel they’ve learned something like react after two days of cramming.

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Yet totally fail to make a production inside 2 months.

midas ,

This is a good point imo. They just don’t know the breadth of it yet. Being experienced also means getting a grasp of the amount of stuff you don’t yet know.

relevants ,

A textbook example of the original meaning of Dunning-Kruger, wherein an inexperienced person is unaware of what they have yet to learn and thus overestimate their existing skills.

geekworking ,

To be fair, I know enough first aid and background information to understand some basic medical books, and I can 1000% guarantee that you never want me to treat you for any medical problems.

floofloof ,

Me too, but I wouldn’t claim to know React unless I felt good at bluffing.

PoorlyWrittenPapyrus , in “Hire me”

Took him two days to figure out a hello world in react?

SinningStromgald ,

They’ve got really slow internet so it took that long for the Google results to populate with the answer.

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

ChatGPT helped.

matengor ,
@matengor@lemmy.ml avatar

Might be “her” ☝️

peopleproblems , in “Hire me”

Does anyone else read this and think “goddamn I hate my career choice” and simultaneously think “goddamn there isn’t a lot you could pay me to do”

tsonfeir OP ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah. I wish I had another career at this point, but every other job I’d just be like “I can write this entire job in a python script in under a week”

Anticorp ,

I read react documentation and think “man I hate Mark Zuckerberg”.

midas ,

I’m just happy I’m not a frontend developer

nothacking , in The legend

I thought it was this guy: xkcd.com/838/ (Maybe both?)

oleorun , in Just a Normal Sprint Planning -_-
@oleorun@lemmy.fan avatar

Belle! Stop saying “I do declare” for your constants! It’s not valid syntax!

lolola , in Just a Normal Sprint Planning -_-
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks i hate it

dylanTheDeveloper , in The legend
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Scrum master

saltdream , in The legend

Somewhere underneath all of those cables is a rack running business critical infrastructure!

smashboy ,

The box that holds the internet!

MagicShel ,

Pictured: an elder of the internet.

MajorHavoc ,

“The Elders of the Internet…?!

Know my name?!”

dattas ,

Actually he was helping decommission that datacenter as the company was consolidating in another location. This was near the end of the decommission. My buddy worked as a datacenter tech under this guy with one other on the team and all 3 of them got pictures with this. This is the only one that went viral as far as I’ve seen though.

DPRK_Chopra , in “Hire me”
@DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net avatar

Based on a lot of the React apps out there, they’re probably about average.

shiveyarbles , in “Hire me”

Learned of

planish , in “Hire me”

One day to learn how to make stuff in React, one day to learn the degree to which the React developers despise you.

MajorHavoc , in The legend

It’s rumored that he exited Vi with his first ever attempt.

roon , in The legend
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

And this isn’t AI generated? 👀

droans ,

Well the numbers aren’t random gibberish so I’d say it’s real.

stratoscaster ,

I remember seeing this image years ago

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Yes, but you’re also AI generated, so those memories are just training data.

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