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Thcdenton , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You forgot to run npm edge dev first

NegativeLookBehind , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Microsoft is way ahead of you

dejected_warp_core , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

sukhmel ,

It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt

Pyro , (edited ) in After a particularly annoying update today

It’s especially bad when it’s stuck like that for hours, and you have to make a gamble with a force restart.

bleistift2 OP ,

Spinners must die. I don’t care if I don’t understand what exactly you’re doing, Windows, (I’d be surprised if you knew), but show me something, anything about the steps you’re currently doing, so I can guess if you’re doing something at all.

sp3tr4l ,

They could actually show you a command prompt / terminal readout, which shows warnings and errors when things just outright fail and the process is borked… but that would scare people, apparently.

Anticorp ,

LOL, yup! I was just going to reply that people find that scary, and then got to your last sentence. Idk why it scares people. I love seeing the output.

bleistift2 OP ,

Even if it scares people, why not provide a goddamn toggle to enable it for the non-dipshits?

sp3tr4l ,

Because MSFT long, long ago abandoned the concept of giving users choice, or just in general not treating them like idiot babies.

Brings me back to when I was contracting with them, same time Win 8 came out.

MSFT does what they call ‘dogfooding’, ie, every worker is alpha/beta testing basically all MSFT software all the time.

My team was managing SQL servers and running queries. SQL Manager, and a whole bunch of other shit completely broke when 8 came out.

It initially did not even have the ability to go back to a Win7 style interface.

They truly believed that limiting all office workers to a UI where they could have, at max, one pane on 1/3 of the screen and another pane on 2/3rds would be completely fine.

We effectively could do no work for about 1/3 of our contract.

Working at or for MSFT is a curse I would only wish upon my worst enemies.

I actually had to quit another, earlier contract as my manager expected me to work overtime without pay. Before that, my one cool boss just showed me that I was being paid about 1/3 of what MSFT was paying the contracting firm for me.

And that is to say nothing of the massive racism that all the American employees just looked the other way on: Pretty common for Indian employees of a higher caste to treat Indian contractors of a lower caste like total dogshit, and the line from HR was ‘its their culture!’.

MacedWindow , in After a particularly annoying update today
@MacedWindow@lemmy.world avatar

This is only the beginning

Sneptaur , in After a particularly annoying update today
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Something something Linux something something Windows bad something something proprietary

marcos ,

Yes, but unironically.

It’s amazing how much pain Windows users will endure just for the privilege of…

well, something probably.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It used to be convenience, but, by some foul magics, they have made Windows both dumber and less user friendly, like the inbred cousin of Apple with more privacy violations.

theonyltruemupf ,

It’s all about familiarity. People feel comfortable with Windows because they always used it and it has all the programs they always used. Most people just want to get their shit done and don’t care about operating systems at all.

RecluseRamble , in After a particularly annoying update today

It must be a really deeply integrated part of the Windows kernel because it has never been able to show progress properly.

Back in the days of floppy disks it always felt that actual copying started when the progress showed 100%.

__init__ , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Yeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.

cupcakezealot , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

corsicanguppy ,

Security people will say so.

lud , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.

30p87 , in blahaj

Noooooo what did you do to that poor shonky :ccc

henfredemars ,

The data will be preserved 🤖

BigMikeInAustin , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.

pelletbucket , in blahaj

now do blahaj.zip

Rai ,

blahaj, neatly in a sleeping bag, zipped up to their… chinjaw?

DeltaTangoLima ,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

Withy some compression straps around it to make it look smaller in places

Klear , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
I_Clean_Here ,

Hi Strong Bad

Klanky ,
@Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

corsicanguppy , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Same thing.

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