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testeronious , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

Cleanest code by Unclest Bob

sqw , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......
@sqw@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

rage bait

The , in Open Source VS Company

The top panel should also be the Gru gun image tbh

zalgotext ,

Yeah just one perusal of any of the Atlassian feature request forums will justify that.

To be fair though, Atlassian is dreadfully slow to implement features people actually want (Confluence still can’t render markdown, that was requested like 8 years ago now), so they kinda deserve it

nick , (edited )

There’s a markdown entry thing in the drop down menu that’ll convert your MD to their formatting.

zalgotext , (edited )

Which is fine, except their format sucks, and I never want to use it. Markdown is a pretty standard documentation markup* language these days, and there are ton of libraries they could just slap into Confluence and render it as-is.

Quill7513 ,

They removed support for their own markup language and then closed a bunch of the “please give us markdown support” tickets as completed like a bunch of dumb, dumb, dingleberries

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Open Source VS Company

the power of forking

aliyss , in Variable Declaration
@aliyss@programming.dev avatar

Just type faster than the LSP needs to check. I don’t see an issue.

istanbullu , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......

I approve. All code should be like this

LinearArray , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

im scared

bjoern_tantau , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Skill issue.

Daxtron2 ,

most people don’t know how to properly formulate questions and it shows. 90% of new questions on SO are just bottom barrel which is why the rules are so strict about quality.

RadicalEagle ,

Absolutely true, but it’s also more difficult to ask a good question when you don’t know anything about what you’re asking.

People who know a lot about a topic can ask very good questions about that topic.

The problem I see with most questions people post online is that they make too many assumptions that their audience will will magically understand the context of their question.

Good questions require relevant context.

Determining relevancy requires expertise.

Expertise comes from experience.

No matter how many questions you ask and answers you get you’ll never “understand” something until you do it.

Instead of asking questions like “How do I do X?” people should be asking “I’m trying to accomplish X, I’ve tried Y, but I’m encountering Z. How could I resolve this?”

I guess my rule is that you should never ask someone a question without first trying to answer it yourself.

Daxtron2 ,

100% agree, and the new question page on SO makes most of those points but generally people dont read it. It would be kinda nice if they integrated an LLM to double check if questions need improvement before they get submitted.

sabreW4K3 , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

Meh, just put your question and wrong answer in a meme and post it anywhere, within an hour everyone will correct it with the right answer 😂

ImplyingImplications ,

Or post your question with a picture of Kurisu Makise saying “you should be able to solve this”

That’s how they got a 4chan user to post the solution to an unsolved math problem

hemko ,

Holy shit that’s actually amazing

exocrinous ,

I’m clearly not understanding the problem, because I think the only answer is 14!. What am I getting wrong?

ImplyingImplications , (edited )

The question is about “superpermutations”. The permutations of 1 and 2 are “12” and “21”. A “superpermutation” would be “1221”. It contains the numbers 1 and 2 as well as all permutations of 1 and 2. However “121” is also a superpermutation of 1 and 2. It also contains “12” and “21” and it’s shorter than “1221”.

The problem is finding the shortest superpermutation. Stand-up Maths has a video where he interviews a mathematician that published Anonymous’ solution. So yes, there is a math paper where the main author is “Anonymous 4chan Poster”.

astraeus , (edited )
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

What’s funny is that watching The Endless Eight already feels like you’re watching 93,884,313,611 episodes of Haruhi

Dagnet ,

I seriously could not believe what I was watching when I got to that part. I would start the next one thinking “there is no way… Yep, again”. How did the director even convince people to do it?

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

As annoying as it was to slog through the episodes (I think I went through 5 of them before realizing I wasn’t missing much skipping the other three), there is something to be said about how much it captures that feeling of uselessness that Kyo and Yuki have. Kyo begins to realize each time and Yuki is forced to be aware through each repetition. Haruhi is so powerful that she creates an endless time loop, that was both amazing and terrifying.

Dagnet ,

Thats the really weird part, Nagato could end it whenever she wanted, yet she always chooses to tell them just enough to keep it going forever

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

She can’t interfere, her job is to monitor and observe and only stop Haruhi if she’s going to endanger the universe. So even with the ability to stop her, she can’t do anything by the code of her position.

Dagnet ,

Thats the thing, she does interfere, but just enough that it keeps happening. 100% no interference would be not even telling them that there is a loop going on when they try to find out

mindbleach ,

A tangent about Haruhi and 4chan wouldn’t even be the weirdest leap, if this somehow helped prove P=NP.

Mikufan ,

Exactly that’s Darvins law.

magic_lobster_party , (edited )

It’s Murphy’s law

Mikufan ,

Murphy? Wasn’t that the guy that made those darn good Burgers?

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar
snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Brannigan’s Law.

Anamana , (edited )

Wow that’s such a good approach :D

r/unpopularopinion might also work well

Anticorp ,

Quite often it gets corrected with another wrong answer.

StaticFalconar ,

Obviously thats so wrong. The correct answer is to pray for the answer and keep taking naps until you get your answers.

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

Have you been stalking me?

VeganCheesecake , in Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......
@VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Comments are for Suckers.

MicrowavedTea , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....

Especially useful when the specific thread is now the first result on Google.

FizzyOrange ,

Yeah this is one of the main reasons why Stackoverflow’s question closing policies are bullshit. We’re going to close the question so nobody can answer it… but they can still upvote it and it will still be ranked highly on Google!

Bunch of idiots.

You know the SO Devs actually tried to improve this a while ago - I think you would be able to reopen your question once or something. Of course the power-hungry mods hated that idea and the abandoned it.

At this point it’s unfixable. They depend on their unpaid mods and they’ve already attracted the sort of people you absolutely don’t want to moderate a site.

The only hack I’ve found is that if your question gets downvoted/closed you are allowed to delete it, wait half an hour and ask it again. Much better odds of success than editing the question.

Corbin ,

You can help by gaining points on multiple SE sites and participating in elections. Please vote!

FizzyOrange ,

You can’t. The kinds of people who are nominated are the wrong kinds of people. I’ve participated in many SO elections and none of the candidates ever mention any of these issues.

PoastRotato , in Whoa there buddy, calm down
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

Do they… they torture them with a rubber horse…?

ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose

MagicShel ,

Not to be confused with rubber horse troubleshooting.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Nay

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Idk what you’re into buddy

but I like it.

kautau ,

We should accept, neigh encourage this person

bleistift2 , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....

Peple misunderstand “Closed as duplicate” as an insult, when it’s just the hint to look at the provided link. If you didn’t find the answer previously, this just means there are multiple ways to express the problem, which use different words and thus don’t all find the same google result.

BatmanAoD ,

They also changed the wording from “closed” to “on hold” years ago, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen the people complaining about the site take any notice.

JoYo ,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s because they don’t use the site and they don’t have a problem to solve. They’re just here to complain.

codemonkey644 ,

But it’s those people who close it as a duplicate and not post the link to a valuable answer.

bleistift2 ,

You cannot even mark it as duplicate without providing a link to the answer. What are you talking about?

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/5a9fd699-51a2-440e-ac02-4ae1d5551ff5.png

lastunusedusername2 ,

You can provide a link to an answer but it’s invariably not to the same question.

MotoAsh ,

No, it is always the same question.

… from a person sitting in a very different situation with a slightly different problem.

marcos ,

Some times the question has no semblance at all. Other times the answer has no semblance at all. Some times there’s no answer at all. And obviously, modern SO is full of people that will just post a ridiculously incorrect answer. There is a wide variety of possibilities!

I remember being very surprised as a I followed one of those links and got the answer I needed. But I don’t remember exactly when.

MotoAsh ,

I’ve had both happen a lot. Only the basic stuff gets a correct answer, because nuance is difficult even for the tech savvy.

lastunusedusername2 ,

At the very least it has some of the same words. And the person marking it as duplicate figured it was probably the same.

Heavybell ,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

It’s annoying when it is not a duplicate tho

Anticorp ,

Which is quite often

BatmanAoD ,

That’s fair, but if you edit the question to explain how it’s different (without which, how could anyone even answer your question?), it can be (and often is) reopened.

exocrinous , in I just ask my problem bro...chill....

I love it when the top Google result for a problem is a thread saying to Google it. Exactly what I needed, thanks asshole.

vzq , in Whoa there buddy, calm down

Closely related to:

xkcd.com/538/

Although that looks more like a $50 wrench to be fair.

jqubed ,
@jqubed@lemmy.world avatar

It even says as much in the bonus text!

agent_flounder ,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Inflation.

Godnroc ,

I don’t think an inflatable wrench would work very well.

BleatingZombie ,

Now I’m just imaging a judge trying to get order in the court room with an inflatable mallet

Godnroc ,

“Order! Order in the Court!”

SquEAKy

redcalcium ,

It’s free if you borrow from your in-law (then never return it).

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I knew somebody would have the relevant xkcd.

assembly ,

I’ve used a duress password with crypto containers since the old TrueCrypt introduced me to it a while back. Sure you can have the password and unlock the vault but it’s just text file notes in there that aren’t at all important. In reality though, no one would ever give a shit about my data enough to even ask me my password.

CanadaPlus ,

What, you think that guy dishes out for non-stolen wrenches?

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