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Paulemeister , in My Git Knowledge

git commit -am

uis , (edited )

You don’t just git to edit past commit

Simulation6 , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

I have a CS Masters degree and it says engineer on it.

TxzK , in Developer stages of grief

fitting username

db2 , in magnetic fields

Too bad it doesn’t work horizontally.

GnomeKat , in C++ Moment
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but with a core dump you can just load it up and see the state of the process when it crashed…

mrkite ,
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

I’m trying to remember the last time I actually had a core file. I think core dumps have been disabled by default on Linux since at least 2000.

Tja ,

They are stored in the system log and thus rotated automatically to save storage. At least in Arch.

I use Arch, BTW.

CCF_100 ,

👀

jerrythegenius , in What’s in a name?
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don’t forget Ada

VaultBoyNewVegas , in When data training goes wrong

I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.

AeonFelis , in What’s in a name?

goto

MiDaBa , in What’s in a name?
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veniasilente , in What’s in a name?

CTRL+F ‘Robert

0 hits

Really?

tsonfeir , in What’s in a name?
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PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

Swedneck ,
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php, pronounced philip

TotalSonic , in Stop using floats
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Obviously floating point is of huge benefit for many audio dsp calculations, from my observations (non-programmer, just long time DAW user, from back in the day when fixed point with relatively low accumulators was often what we had to work with, versus now when 64bit floating point for processing happens more as the rule) - e.g. fixed point equalizers can potentially lead to dc offset in the results. I don’t think peeps would be getting as close to modeling non-linear behavior of analog processors with just fixed point math either.

ExFed ,

Audio, like a lot of physical systems, involve logarithmic scales, which is where floating-point shines. Problem is, all the other physical systems, which are not logarithmic, only get to eat the scraps left over by IEEE 754. Floating point is a scam!

Bishma , in What’s in a name?
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My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

AmidFuror , in What’s in a name?

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

ohholyjesus ,

This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.

Deebster ,
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar

Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.

jimbolauski ,

Like naming your daughter Methany.

MrFappy , in What’s in a name?

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

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