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kubica , in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I want to follow commits not tweets.

Anders429 , in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

I don’t really get why we need social media elements in GitHub at all

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. I don’t know if the ‘follow’ piece does anything useful for anyone.

But as a professional developer, I have found that my GitHub account now prevents me from getting asked FizzBuzz at interviews. So whichever bit is causing that nonsense to stop, I hope they keep.

Looboer , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Just use What The Commit.

You can also create a git alias:

git config --global alias.yolo ‘!git add -A && git commit -m “$(curl --silent --fail whatthecommit.com/index.txt)”’

Now you can just type ‘git yolo’ to create a commit!

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Full send.

Olgratin_Magmatoe ,

“Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This”

MajorHavoc ,

Well that’s about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!

hakunawazo ,

“Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch… I’m Not Going To Question It”

_dev_null ,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

My first script ever was written in lua for a world of warcraft macro to spit out chuck norris one liners. People in the barrens hated me.

jungle ,

Thanks for that, I’ve been laughing like a little kid:

“hoo boy”

“lol”

“Become a programmer, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”

I can feel those so well! :')

rustydrd , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

“blah”

CarbonScored , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@CarbonScored@hexbear.net avatar

Forward three hours, me using thesaurus.com to try fit the whole gist of my change into the first line.

Oha , in 1 follower on GitHub = 1000 followers on other platforms 😅

github ≠ Social Media

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

So is the twitter 😅

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

!=

crackajack , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

That’s in any bloody workplace! Especially if there is o synergy between different teams.

aes , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Psst,

git add -p

Johanno ,

What does this?

foxymulder ,
@foxymulder@lemmy.ml avatar

“patch mode” - Patch mode allows you to stage parts of a changed file, instead of the entire file. This allows you to make concise, well-crafted commits that make for an easier to read history.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Highly recommend throwing –patch on any git commands you’re used to using. You will have the prettiest, most atomic fkn commit, I’m serious people will love you for it.

I mean many people won’t care, but the quality folk will notice and approve.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Or just use a good IDE that makes doing atomic commits pretty natural.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve only tried the VS code hunk stager thing, and found it cumbersome compared to command line, but if you can make a GUI work for you ya go for it. I’ve never found it worth the trouble personally

dukk ,

Shout out to Lazygit for letting me stage individual lines

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Looks pretty neat. I like that it shows the commands it’s issuing!

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You should try the JetBrains IDEs, as the other said, you can pick changes line by line graphically, when you commit, when you do a diff with another branch or when you fix conflicts. It’s much more convenient than commands and terminal text editors.

Johanno ,

We make a singular commit per feature.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Trunk based, eh? Yeah, we do that on a couple teams where I’m at, too. I like the philosophy, but force pushing the same commit over and over as you’re incorporating review feedback is antisocial, especially when you’ve got devs trying to test your changes out on their machines.

Omgpwnies ,

eh, just squash and merge. Feature branch can be messy as long as main is clean

Johanno ,

Yep. You have to make sure your feature branch works.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I always find this hard to follow personally.

AnarchistArtificer ,

Yay, learning!

dukk ,

Better yet, git commit -p

sip ,

uuuuuuuu. and you could do -m to describe the commit.

next they’ll add --push/-P.

perhaps add -r for fetch/rebase then commit.

one command to rule them all! 😈

syd , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

I’m using Copilot for it right now. It works on half of the cases.

mdurell ,

That’s about 300% better than my average!

Flyberius , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Me trying to find ways around using the word “and” in the commit message.

aes ,

git commit -m “directory_x:file_i.so: did x, y, and z; directory_x:file_ii.so: fixed t”

AVincentInSpace , (edited ) in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Every time I commit I have to look through git diff, figure out what the hell I actually did, come up with something intelligent to say about jt, possibly split the commit into multiple commits if I changed multiple things, do some shuffling with git reset and git add

For some reason all my personal projects are all like 4K SLoC with 50 total commits, all of which include apologies for not doing more smaller commits

Anticorp ,

There’s a bigger issue than your commit message if you don’t even know what you just coded and are committing.

AVincentInSpace , (edited )

You see, sometimes I code something, go to bed before finishing it, come back, decide not to commit because then I’d have to think of a commit message and I just want to code, start working on an unrelated feature, do that for a couple days, get distracted by life stuff and put the project down for a few weeks/months, rinse and repeat, and then I finally get around to writing a commit message because I’m about to start a huge change and I want a restore point and I’m like. Okay, it’s been like 3 months since my last commit, I’m pretty sure my code can now do something it couldn’t 3 months ago but come on, I can’t even remember what I had for lunch last Thursday

I’m well aware this is terrible practice but I don’t know how to stop doing it

dukk ,

Commit more often. Maybe work in a different feature branch, and don’t be afraid to commit your half-working crappy code. If it’s a personal project/fork, it’s totally acceptable to commit often with bad commit names and small unfinished changes: you can always amend/squash the commits later. That’s how I tend to work: create a new branch, work on the feature, rebase and merge (fast forward, no merge commit). Also, maybe don’t jump around working on random features :P

AVincentInSpace , (edited )

but…but new feature shiny

Fr tho this is all excellent advice

ExtraMedicated ,

Jumping around to random features is how my ADHD brain works most efficiently.

Slotos ,

Good news, TDD is methylphenidate of software development!

Anticorp ,

You can help yourself a lot here by making commits every time you make a meaningful change. A feature doesn’t need to be complete to commit major checkpoints along the path to completion. That’s what feature branches are for. Commit often. It’ll help you think of messages, and it’ll help you recover in the case of catastrophe.

adrian783 ,

you can setup a on-save script to force you to commit when the number of changes is greater than a certain number from the previous commit.

akkajdh999 ,

I just get too excited about actually implementing/fixing something (random things that I see along the way) more than commit ceremony (nobody will care about it in my project anyway other than one random guy who gave the repo a star)

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Nah, I’m that guy, I gave your repo a star for the effort, but I’m not reading your history.

adrian783 ,

it means you commit too infrequently. your commit messages should be able to describe what u just did within 10 words.

PixxlMan ,

I spend much time splitting them up inside visual studio by file and individual lines changed to try and separate my many simultaneous changes into several somewhat usable commits. If I was stupid enough to make some big refactor at the same time I might just have to throw in the towel… It’s really painful after a few weeks to try and pick up the pieces of what I was doing but never commited too lol.

PoolloverNathan ,

^psst,^ ^git^ ^add^ ^-p^

etchinghillside ,

Remind me what -p does.

Edit: never mind - I see it mentioned below.

PoolloverNathan ,

Patch add - it shows you particular changes you made, and you choose whether or not to include them in the commit. (You can then use git stash -k to stash only the changes you did not add, so you can test before you commit.)

Maiznieks , in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

“Fix”

obrenden ,

With 400 lines changed over 50 files

hypnotic_nerd OP ,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

“updates”

dukk ,

“feat: stuff”

Guilty of this one myself.

Jeremyward ,

I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

Dkarma ,

Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.

Dasnap ,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.

ShittyKopper ,

git commit -m $(date)

akkajdh999 ,

Make a cron job for git add . && git commit “$(date)” && git push -f

MajorHavoc ,

I actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered.

Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn’t be bothered to actually check in.

frezik ,

“Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”

PixxlMan ,

My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry

Dkarma ,

See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔

Meowoem ,

‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’

Anticorp , in Me and my new GitHub repository

The pinche squirrels do this to our Japanese pear tree! They take one single bite out of every fruit on the tree. It’s so annoying! We managed to get 2 whole pears off of the tree last summer. They do the same thing with our peach tree, but we were unable to salvage even a single peach. Of course we could probably get rid of the squirrels if we stopped feeding the birds, but the birds are awesome, and the squirrels are pretty fun to watch.

TootSweet , in git commit -m "hotfix"

“Did you try to build the project before you pushed?”

“If I said ‘yes’, would you believe me?”

isVeryLoud ,

Where’s your CI/CD?

TootSweet ,

It must be nice where you work.

isVeryLoud ,

Sometimes :)

fl42v , in git commit -m "hotfix"

Yeah, I believe that won’t work. The tape is supposed to be blue

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