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Forester , in Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

And what email are you sending us in from?

Outlook

And which Outlook email account are you sending that from

Outlook

For your Outlook account does it say something like [email protected]?

No it just says Outlook

subignition ,
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

"What do you tell someone to type when you want them to send you an email?" should work if the person has irl or phone social connections, which is still the case for a lot of older folks

Zoop ,

Outlook.com, duh!

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

I’m glad you get it!

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

You would think that wouldn’t you? However you may be surprised to learn, they responded with outlook.com

subignition ,
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

I'm not surprised, just disappointed.

smeg ,

“Email address” is the phrase you’re looking for!

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Yes no clearly clearly. I never would have tried that. Thank you for your insight. I don’t know how I would have missed that. No clue just pure flabbergasted over here

weker01 , in Explaining software development methods by flying to Mars

This is waterfall method propaganda! It never works out this smoothly. They probably forgot important requirements like: the astronauts need to be alive on Mars.

CanadaPlus ,

This is what I came to the comment section for.

If like me you’re not a pro, it seems to literally just mean linear phases, so yeah, any nonlinearity would cause problems.

criss_cross ,

Waterfall is missing the part where the customer realizes they didn’t actually want to go to Mars they just wanted to view it out of a telescope.

But now they can only travel to Mars and the telescope is out of the budget because you spent so much money on the rocket

Bezier , (edited )
@Bezier@suppo.fi avatar

2 years later: It’s now up to the lawyers to figure out if it’s the rocket that doesn’t meet agreed requirements or if it’s on the customer for not giving proper requirements.

sheogorath ,

I hate how true this is. Not even 2 years later for my case.

psud ,

Actual real world right now giant rockets include

  • One that is being built under waterfall methodology. It has been being built for several years. That’s the Blue Origin New Glen heavy lift reusable rocket
  • One that is being developed under an agile methodology, it flew as a subscale lander to test their engine and flight control, it has flown four full test flights, improving on each. That’s SpaceX’s Starship

We are yet to see either launch a payload to orbit

oo1 ,

How was appollo programme planned?

maynarkh ,

It was outsourced to the guy who ran Nazi concentration camps to build ballistic missiles to bomb London with.

sheogorath ,

All the projects that have shittier outcomes in my experience is always waterfall. This is mainly because the stakeholders usually have this bright idea to be added in the middle of development that’s really need to be added at all costs and then got angry when the timeline got pushed because of their fucking request breaking a lot of shit.

At least scrum has a lead time of around 2 weeks so that when someone has a idea we can tell them we’ll add it to the backlog and hope they forgot about it during the next sprint planning.

balp ,

I’m sure, doth the Astrumants should survive the landing, there should be a way to return, and they need a shitter as part of the missed requirements. As it’s a waterfall, that will come in the second, third, and fourth trips.

Blackmist ,

Or the funders get bored of waiting after ten years of “no Mars yet” and cancel the project, leaving you with a half finished rocket.

mlg , in Play stupid games, win stupid prize
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

At first I thought this was a legit ban but it actually looks more like an error message similar to 404 lol

TrickDacy , in Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right?

A string that represents types…

RustyNova ,

If a item can have different type, those label fields are actually quite useful. So I don’t see the problem

taanegl , in Nobel Prize to Be Awarded to Forum User From 9 Years Ago With Same Niche Problem

This person, nay, this legend, has reached across language barriers and opened up entire new worlds to people who suffer from lacking or outdated documentation.

If you or your loved ones are afflicted by bad documentation, please voice your grievances to whatever ticket or email chain deserves to be told their documentation is absolute ass.

Yes, I can read the code API, now delete that old ass mess. If you don’t want to communicate it, let someone else have those search engine results.

Ffs.

Kolanaki , in Play stupid games, win stupid prize
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

you’re banned for doing something funny

As a funny person, this makes me sad. They should get a sense of humor.

ggppjj ,

As my father always said: you may be a funny person, but looks don’t count for everything.

CanadaPlus ,

I like that! I’m going to steal it.

ggppjj ,

He would’ve liked that. He was a real nice guy, always said I had a face for radio.

BlastboomStrice , in Please stop
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar

It is possible though to get newer versions using flathub or somethibg, right? (I know very little about linux, but I’m thinking of switching from win10 to debian next year.)

TechnicallyColors ,

For normal desktop users, yeah Debian Stable + Flatpaks is a winning combo for picking the software that you want to be cutting-edge and leaving the rest to rock-solid stability. Normally Linux distros keep a full ecosystem of packages that interop and depend on each other, but solutions like Flatpak have their own little microcosm of dependencies that can be used independently of the host distro. There are also Debian Backports for when you want native Debian packages that are more cutting-edge but still compiled to work with your older base system. Backports are not available for most packages but sometimes the important ones are available, like the Linux kernel itself. You can also try to compile your own backports, but you’ll be responsible for updating it.

Cube6392 ,
  1. No better time than the present
  2. Yes there are ways of acquiring the latest packages even on Debian stable. Usually I end up compiling that stuff myself
  3. If you’re at all unsure if you want to deal with Debian not pushing the latest and greatest updates you do have options such as running Debian Testing or MX Linux (which itself is based on Debian Testing)
BlastboomStrice ,
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar
  1. No better time than the present

Look, I’m already trying (and kinda succedding) to avoid doing some hard tasks I have to do, don’t push me further into the rabbit hole.😆

Ugh, now I’m considering doing it in 2 weeks, what have you donee

MajorHavoc ,

Sweet. Welcome to the cult of Debian.

We (Debian users and contributors) are inevitable. Our quiet satisfied computing cannot be stopped, only delayed.

We should consider getting some fancy robes and a few club houses, though. The only thing that can make Debian better is cookies and tea.

Cube6392 ,

Sure thing. Just remember its better to do things you want to do rather than waiting for things to be perfect. Lord knows its something I need reminded of sometimes

CanadaPlus , (edited ) in Please stop

YEARS OF BACKPORTS yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for staying more than ONE VERSION behind

I have a really old computer that still gets the job done, and just getting up to Bullseye broke it a bit.

I know, I know, it’s just a meme.

bleistift2 , (edited ) in Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again

Hey, IT, I imported this data set twice, and now there are a lot of duplicates. Is there something wrong with the tool?

– Yes, that happened.

graphito OP ,
@graphito@beehaw.org avatar

The number of times I got asked if import/export can be used instead of sync

invertedspear ,

Yes, it was fool proof, until the world gave me a bigger fool.

onlinepersona , in Play stupid games, win stupid prize

So trying to hack hackthebox is not permitted? Confusion is the name of the game

Anti Commercial-AI license

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

hackthebox is essentially a puzzle solving platform where the puzzles are designed to teach you hacking. You’re not supposed to hack the platform.

Hawk ,

So trying to hack hackthebox is not permitted? Confusion is the name of the game

bruhduh , in Please stop
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
Land_Strider ,

Busta!

Zachariah , in Play stupid games, win stupid prize
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

I hope it leads you on a bit before this reveal.

abbadon420 ,

That’s the honeypot

bleistift2 , in Going over the rate limit

Speaking of rate limits: Github recently blocked me because I went over a ‘secondary rate limit’ by visiting the site for the first time in a month. Has anybody experienced this?

nikaaa , in "Working with Gen AI" by Dandytoon

My dad’s re-learning Python coding for work rn, and AI saves him a couple of times; Because he’d have no idea how to even start but AI points him in the right direction, mentioning the correct functions to use and all. He can then look up the details in the documentation.

GodIsNull ,

You don’t need AI for that, for years you asked a search engine and got the answer on StackOverflow.

EatATaco ,

And before stack overflow, we used books. Did we need it? No. But stack overflow was an improvement so we moved to that.

In many ways, ai is an improvement on stack overflow. I feel bad for people who refuse to see it, because they’re missing out on a useful and powerful tool.

GodIsNull ,

It can be powerful, if you know what you are doing. But it also gives you a lot of wrong answers. You have to be very specific in your prompts to get good answers. If you are an experience programmer, you can spot if the semantics of the code an ai produces is wrong, but for beginners? They will have a lot of bugs in their code. And i don’t know if it’s more helpful than reading a book. It surely can help with the syntax of different programming languages. I can see a future where ai assistance in coding will become better but as of know, from what i have seen, i am not that convinced atm. And i tested several, chatgpt (in different versions), github co-pilot, intellij ai assitant, claude 3, llama 3.

And if i have to put in 5 or more long, very specific sentences, to get a function thats maybe correct, it becomes tedious and you are most likely faster to think about a problem in deep and code a solution all by yourself.

EatATaco ,

but for beginners? They will have a lot of bugs in their code.

Everyone has lots of bugs in their code, especially beginners. This is why we have testing and qa and processes to minimize the risk of bugs. As the saying goes, “the good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad n was is that they do what you tell them to do.”

Programming is an iterative process where you do something, it doesn’t work, and then you give it another go. It’s not something that senior devs get right on the first try, while beginners have to try many times. It’s just that senior devs have seen a lot more so have a better understanding of why it probably went wrong, and maybe can avoid some more common pitfalls the first time around. But if you are writing bug free code in your first pass, well you’re a way better programmer than anyone I’ve met.

Ai is just another tool to make this happen. Sure, it’s not always the tool for the job, just like IoC is not always the right tool for the job. But it’s nice to have it and sometimes it makes things much easier.

Like just now I was debugging a large SQL query. I popped it into copilot, asked if to break it into parts so I could debug. It gave a series of smaller queries that I then used to find the point where it fell apart. This is something that would have taken me at least a half hour of tedious boring work, fixed in 5 minutes.

Also for writing scripts. I want some data formatted so it was easier to read? No problem, it will spit out a script that gets me 90% of the way there in seconds. Do I have to refine it? Absolutely. But if I wrote it myself, not being super prolific with python, it would have taken me a half hour to get the structure in place, and then I still would have had to refine it because I don’t produce perfect code the first time around. And it comments the scripts, which I rarely do.

What also amazes me is that sometimes it will spit out code and I’ll be like “woah I didn’t even know you could do that” and so I learned a new technique. It has a very deep “understanding” of the syntax and fundamentals of the language.

Again, I find it shocking that experienced devs don’t find it useful. Not living up to the hype I get. But not seeing it as a productivity boosting tool is a real head scratcher to me. Granted, I’m no rockstar dev, and maybe you are, but I’ve seen a lot of shit in my day and understand that I’m legitimately a senior dev.

monkeyman512 ,

Have you used Google lately? At least chatGPT doesn’t make me scroll past a full page of ads before giving me a half wrong answer.

GodIsNull ,

No. I don´t use google, and i don’t use the internet without ad block.

mox , (edited ) in Please stop

Tell me you’re an opinionated novice without telling me you’re an opinionated novice.

(edit:specificity)

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