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laserm , in Coomitter be like

What tying your self worth to a commit graph looks like…

NigelFrobisher , in Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right?

This is String - you’ve seen it before haven’t you, Gollum?

andyburke , in Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right?
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

These JSON memes got me feeing like some junior dev out there is upset because they haven't read and understood the docs.

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

“true”

kbin_space_program ,

Timing is about right for it to be a batch of newly minted CS grads getting into their first corporate jobs.

Valmond ,

Comments? Comments? Who needs comments?

RustyNova ,

You guys have docs?

0x0 ,

The code is my bible.

RustyNova ,

The schema is this SQL statement

bleistift2 OP ,

Yes, I know the field isn’t nullable in the database. I’m asking you what you are sending me, jack——

(Directed at a colleague)

RustyNova ,

This isn’t even an issue of middle ware sometimes. It’s just… Knowing the DB. And I rather not spend time learning when you can just make docs

Agent641 ,

You guys can read?

maxinstuff , in Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right?
@maxinstuff@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll have you know all of my code is stringly typed.

Agent641 ,

All my binary code is stringy too.

Daxtron2 , in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

If you work for FAANG you’re morally bankrupt

CanadaPlus ,

But financially bussin’!

And also, it’s actually a complicated question. A one-man boycott doesn’t do anything. If you work at a FAANG, work for a better world when you’re off, and go whistleblower when they do something really evil, I find no fault in that at all.

Zangoose ,

The other consideration is that pretty much every company you could work for as a software developer is going to try to take advantage of your work. Most companies are morally bad at best and morally terrible at worst. If you discourage any good person from working there, the problem will only snowball from there.

If working at FAANG gives you the resources to support things you’re passionate about, and you’re willing to stand up for your values when they do something bad, there isn’t a problem with that IMO.

Daxtron2 ,

FAANG is just as exploitative if not more than the average in the industry.

Zangoose ,

My point wasn’t that FAANG isn’t exploitative (my bad if it came off that way, I didn’t mean for that), it’s that everywhere else is also exploitative to some degree (most probably less so than FAANG, there are definitely a few that are worse though), and that it could still be reasonable to work there for some people.

GarlicToast ,

You can work in bioinformatics, the pay is lower than FAANG, but your code will benefit society.

frezik ,

Benefit society, or go to support a pharmaceutical company that will in some way benefit society in exchange for making a few people rich?

No ethical consumption working conditions under capitalism.

GarlicToast ,

Bioinformatics isn’t used only for medical research or within big companies. Sub-topics like metagenomics, that are helpful in many areas of research, require high level of technical knowledge, that the life science people don’t have.

Daxtron2 ,

Giving up your morals for money is morally bankrupt

CanadaPlus ,

Agreed. Just working for somebody bad doesn’t necessarily mean you’ve given up, though. I mean, they made a movie about Schindler, and we all know who he worked for.

Daxtron2 ,

Sure but an employee for FAANG and an undercover antifascist aren’t really comparable

CanadaPlus , (edited )

Why not? Unlike Schindler you don’t have to worry about how many beatings are necessary to keep up appearances, and you might have a specific role that exposes you to very little evil at all. Meanwhile, you can donate some of that big wage to people like EFF, or volunteer using the flexible schedule.

Daxtron2 ,

You can do all those things while also not supporting FAANG. Schindler couldn’t have done what he did if he wasnt part of the Nazi party.

CanadaPlus ,

You can do all those things while also not supporting FAANG

Depends. If you can find another employer that’s more ethical (which is not guaranteed just because they’re smaller) and pays as much with as flexible a work schedule, yeah, you should probably do that. Otherwise it might indeed be necessary.

I don’t know, are we doing concequentialist ethics here, or deontological? I feel like we’ve reached the level of splitting hairs where we need to decide. For the purpose of actual advice people reading might follow, I’d say just try and be a good person, and don’t let perfect be the enemy of better.

masterspace ,

Saying things aren’t comparable is just shorthand for saying “I’ve stopped thinking or considering this”.

Literally everything is comparable, especially an antifascist and the person they’re covering as.

Daxtron2 ,

Thats not what was being compared so thats not relevant. You’re being pedantic

EnderMB ,

*If you’re in the US.

Some interns in the US make more than experienced engineers in Europe…

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And go bankrupt when something happens on the way to work because they slipped and fell on the ankle.
Thanks, but I’ll take lower pay over financial bankruptcy.

bleistift2 ,

they also pay 3000$/mo for a moldy apartment

EnderMB ,

Yeah, that’s true. It amazes me how some of my team in NYC will make double what I make, but live like I lived when I was a student, and be amazed that I own a car.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

I was kind of assuming that, since FAANG are American, but I’d guess they probably have foreign employees as well.

Canadians make pretty much the same as Europeans, I think. The Americans have a bunch of monopolies, and are characteristically weird and nationalist about who they share the spoils with. (I know, it’s not all of you guys, but it’s definitely some)

EnderMB ,

I work at a FAANG company. I’ve also worked at startups and smaller national companies. They’re all morally bankrupt, just in many different ways.

Hell, I’ve worked for “tech for good” clients that have done reprehensible things that required legal intervention…

conorab , in Please stop

Mentoning Iceweasel in 2024?! Where did you find this meme?! Debian stable?!

Tangent5280 ,

debian nightly release

NaoPb ,

We don’t talk about what happens in the night.

NaoPb , in Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again

If you want to know my comment, that’s an idiotic question.

humbletightband , in Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right?

The comment section proves that xml is far superior to json

Draegur , in Please stop

This makes Debian look kinda good actually…

otter , in Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again

Oh, we do have a !talesfromtechsupport community (link). Looks like the mod is inactive and the community doesn’t have that many subscribers

Maybe we can try making a new one here on programming.dev

graphito OP ,
@graphito@beehaw.org avatar

Touche, I get your point, indeed there’s a lot of tech supporty posts however narrowing the community is only good when it has enough content

How about we wait out on fragmentation for flagship community of the instance until it starts to get at least 5 posts/day (30 posts/week)?


For lurkers hoarding high quality content for this community, this is your sign to press the button “New post”

otter ,

Oh I don’t mind it, I like the post :)

I was thinking that there might be a lot of Lemmy users working in such roles, without a place (that I know of) to share those stories

Lightfire228 ,

For lurkers hoarding high quality content for this community, this is your sign to press the button “New post”

I’ve never really had good ideas to post

Even on reddit

graphito OP ,
@graphito@beehaw.org avatar

if your coworker shared smt or you see smt online that made you chuckle, it’s good enough to repost it on lemmy. Dont’ overthink it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/YmYYTz-cW7sAAAAC/memes-just-do-it.gif

bleistift2 ,

I wouldn’t have thought that content suitable for talesfromtechsupport would be acceptable here. As the description says,

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

Customer support is not usually related to programming.

OneCardboardBox , in Trying to understand JSON…
bleistift2 OP ,

I’m sad that there are people who call themselves developers who need to be told this.

onlinepersona , in Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again

The “what do we even pay you for?” is just like with projects:

“why isn’t this finished yet?”
We have to add tests and make sure we’ve tried to cover our bases.
“that’s not necessary, if it works now, just release it” That’s not-
“I don’t care, I pay the bills”
Sure thing boss.
a few weeks later “This thing doesn’t work”
Yeah, it’s what we wanted to test.
“Well why didn’t you?”
😐

Anti Commercial-AI license

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

Somehow there’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it again

Asafum ,

The company I work for doesn’t advertise, we live and die by our reputation.

Also: ship it, let the customer complain if they find it.

…ffs

howrar , in Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again

Reminds me of this story of the wifi that only worked when it rained

predr.ag/blog/wifi-only-works-when-its-raining/

veganpizza69 , in Trying to understand JSON…
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar
avidamoeba , in Please stop
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STABLE

Someone with a case of brain rot.

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Me, because I cannot understand how people can miss the facetiousness of this meme template with such confidence

avidamoeba ,
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

🪦

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

When even the skull is more alive

jubilationtcornpone ,

Ah, I see you’ve met the product owner.

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