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ChickenLadyLovesLife , in HTML with Excel

The double-space between “Excel” and “of” is what hurts me. Such a boss thing to do.

Blackmist ,

Everyone knows you should only have a double space after a full stop, so your computer knows it’s the end of a sentence.

TeenieBopper ,

Someone eventually is going to come in here and say that no, because of modern typeface on computers the convention is a single space after a period and to that person I say this:

Go fuck yourself.

netizen , in Update Faker - Fake a system update
@netizen@programming.dev avatar

I’d rather use this one which extends to all screens, but I’ve never used Windows on my systems (excepting Windows 2000 Pro for a year).

umbraroze , in HTML with Excel

Flashback to my first job. Coworker designed a giant complex web app with bazillion UI messages. Another coworker (in the Management) sent me the UI messages. As an Excel file.

I was tasked to manually convert the messages to a PHP data structure of some description (because this was 2002 and Excel files didn’t exactly lend themselves to scripting in Linux). Surprisingly, the management person did acknowledge my complaint that the conversion process was far more painful than necessary. Not that this helped, because soon after the startup got acquired and as far as I know the tech currently only exists in conceptual level in some big corporate vault or other.

MonkderVierte ,

Save as csv and then import?

umbraroze ,

This was so long ago that I can’t actually remember the actual reason why things had to be done by hand. Part of it may have been a conversion snag, but there were probably some other reasons why it wasn’t as simple as writing a script to do the job. Because I distinctly remember I wrote some scripts to help with other data conversion jobs.

Boomkop3 , in HTML with Excel

heresy

taanegl , in Brainstorming

Listen, some of you mfs don’t need a standing desk, you need a running desk, that gets up and runs the second your brain turns on autopilot.

Focus! Or the screen runs away.

oo1 , in Update Faker - Fake a system update

This could be used like boss-key in old games.

oo1 , in HTML with Excel

l often get sent a long list of info/ criteria in excel. It’s often easiest (and traceable / maintainable back to their request) just to stay in the excel to generate large chunks of the SQL

half , in Update Faker - Fake a system update

Cries in Linux

pkill ,

a webpage that simulates a systemd shutdown when that one stupid service won’t stop?

odium ,

unix.stackexchange.com/…/stop-systemd-from-disrup…

Fucking nuke the bastard process with a sigkill.

jwt , in Brainstorming

Yes, those levitating shits are really eye opening.

abbadon420 , in Update Faker - Fake a system update

Timeless fun.

BluesF , in HTML with Excel

Ah, good ol’ TEXTJOIN. I’ve used excel to write M before when I couldn’t figure out a way to do something concisely but I also couldn’t be bothered to write it out by hand. In hindsight, I was a shit programmer, but I’m at least good enough now that I can see how shit I was then!

TragicNotCute , in Update Faker - Fake a system update
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

Even funnier to give someone a Windows 98 version and watch the brain hurt a bit.

Gutek8134 , in CrowdStrike is a verb now
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

I’m curious what would he the definition of Ring 0 anti-cheat

0x0 ,

Anti-cheat software, like anti-virus software, tens to work ar ring-0.

CaptPretentious ,

There’s a bunch of game studios that think they need to use ring zero to prevent cheaters. And basically the user is just told ‘trust me bro’ that they’re not going to mess up your system.

youtu.be/LY2hG-_asKU?si=R8UAcZ4fQAR8Mlic

Riot games just recently added it I believe.

I personally refuse to play any game that is ring zero. And this big outage is a clear example as to why it’s a bad idea to give random devs unlimited access to your machine.

Gutek8134 ,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Rito adding Vanguard to LoL was the reason why I finally deleted the game, although I moved to DOTA after the butterfly incident

conorab ,

The problem is if anti-cheat does not have full access but the cheat does, the cheat can just hide itself. Same for anti-virus vs viruses. It’s particularly nasty on free-to-play games where ban evading really just means you have to get a new e-mail. It’s the same reason why some anti-cheats block running games in VMs. Is it fool proof? Hell no! Does it deter anybody not willing to buy hardware to evade VM detection or run the cheat on completely separate hardware? Yes.

Personally, I’d prefer having a stake/reputation system where one can argue that they can be trusted with weaker anti-cheat because if you do detect cheating then I lose multiplayer/trading/cosmetics on the account I’ve spent $80 USD or more on. Effectively making the cost of cheating $80 minimum for each failed attempt. Haven’t spent $80 yet? Then use the aggressive anti-cheat.

Ephera ,

Here’s a decent definition: levvvel.com/games-with-kernel-level-anti-cheat-so…

As I understand, on Windows, this is implemented by writing a kernel-mode device driver. On Linux, you’d need to load a kernel module.

bleistift2 , in HTML with Excel

Now I want to know what the issue was.

And the “solution”.

jaybone ,

Yeah I’m having a hard time imagining what this could even possibly be about.

HowManyNimons ,

Sounds like the boss wanted a grid layout of some kind. Honestly, if they can express themselves in Excel, and they can be made to understand the limitations of responsive Web design, then it’s not so bad. At least it’s a requirement and you don’t have to guess.

snowsuit2654 ,
@snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I have used Excel to make tags from a table before. Usually just for one off stuff and before I was very familiar with JavaScript.

E.g. if you have a table of 100 urls you could use excel to easily turn them into a tags using the various text formulas like concat.

It’s probably never the best tool for the job but sometimes I’ll do stuff in Excel just because I’m very familiar with it.

To clarify I am not a programmer by trade lol

computergeek125 ,

I saw a meme somewhere along the line that Excel is the third best tool for every job.

thevoidzero ,

You know how people say “Devil you know is better than God you don’t”?

Excel is that Devil people know. It’s not the best tool for a lot of stuffs but it let’s people do things.

I saw a co-worker generate sequence for formula in excel for another cell in excel. They wanted to do average of all January data, instead of averageif/sumif/countif etc, they generated a sequence a1+a13+a25… And used excels’ drag down thing to make the formula. I’m like who could even verify it.

computergeek125 ,

Oh for sure

AProfessional ,

FWIW many modern text editors just let you modify multiple lines at once.

Blackmist ,

I like Sublime Text for this.

Watching supposedly technical people use Excel to mangle batch SQL statements together makes me cry.

xantoxis , in Brainstorming

This is exactly why I have a whiteboard in my bathroom for brilliant ideas, and toilet paper in conference rooms for when I wanna take a shit

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