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Sotuanduso , in Any Volunteers

After success with my senior project, developing a real game with a team of 15 that we’re releasing on Steam, which I feel really good about, I crave the experience of working in a team to develop a game. But of course, my hobby project is a nonprofit endeavor so I can only expect volunteers, and even though I feel I can get the coding down mostly on my own, I feel like I might be asking too much by hoping for an artist or few to join with me… maybe I just need to change up my approach, and offer equal shares of creative control, that way it’s not “help me make my game” so much as “join me and we’ll make our game.”

kryptonianCodeMonkey , in Any Volunteers

Is this guy Tom Segura’s cousin, the inventor?

snekerpimp , in Any Volunteers

MY TOWN IS IN THE NEWS!!!

Aviandelight ,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

Yea this just screams VCU student.

Shady_Shiroe , in Any Volunteers
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like most AAA games we where promised but never got

HEXN3T , in Any Volunteers
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Me fr

victorz , in Callbacks

Love the guy asking for rights to quote a SO answer by some random person. Taking copyright way too seriously.

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

I think it’s a joke about the song being copyrighted

victorz ,

Oh, lol, I see now

ArmokGoB , in That Nim Flashbacks

Towers of Hanoi? I don’t think so.

akash_rawal , in That Nim Flashbacks

Replacing “Programmers:” with “Program:” is more accurate.

spoilerTower of Hanoi is actually easy to write program for. Executing it on the other hand…

CanadaPlus ,

It’d be a trick if you didn’t already know the answer. Or at least, it would be for me. It’s also hard to actually visualise.

akash_rawal ,

I didn’t know the answer either, but usually you can compose solution from solutions of smaller problems.

solution(0): There are no disks. Nothing to do. solution(n): Let’s see if I can use solution(n-1) here. I’ll use solution(n-1) to move all but last disk A->B, just need to rename the pins. Then move the largest disk A->C. Then use solution(n-1) to move disks B->C by renaming the pins. There we go, we have a stack based solution running in exponential time.

It’s one of the easiest problem in algorithm design, but running the solution by hand would give you a PTSD.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

Good for you. I think I’d figure it out eventually, but it would certainly take me a while.

I’d probably be trying a number of approaches, including the recursive one. Renaming pegs is a critical piece that you’d have to realise you can do, and you can’t be sure you have a correct inductive solution unless you actually walk through the first few solutions from the base instance.

firadin , in Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month

I mean no, but also… yes? Like having a one person dev team is a little ridiculous for a game selling as well as Manor Lords. 50 people is a lot, but do you really think the game would have less features a year from now if the dev hired like 3 people to help?

Obviously development would slow down in the short term, but a one person dev team is asking for disaster

Aquila ,

Ideally the solo dev and visionary would cease development and move into a product owner role. Bringing other devs up to speed on the code base while also maintaining quality, vision, and cultivating a team is no trivial task. Not to mention this particular dev may not want or be able to such things.

JATtho , in That Nim Flashbacks

Lettme introduce you to ackermann’s function:


<span style="color:#323232;">int ack(int m, int n) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    if (m == 0) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        return n+1;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    } else if((m > 0) && (n == 0)){
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        return ack(m-1, 1);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    } else if((m > 0) && (n > 0)) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        return ack(m-1, ack(m, n-1));
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

You won’t run out of stackoverflows any time soon.

BlueLineBae , in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar
LordPassionFruit ,

God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!

xmunk , in “It’s not that hard”

Elon Musk loves to speak confidently about shit he knows nothing about. This leads to him being a confident speaker on every topic… I just wish we could figure out a way to shut him up.

knfrmity ,

The French had a pretty good way of shutting up insufferable rich asshats.

skwnssmnstr ,

Does it rhyme with “vaseline”?

Sailing7 ,

Yes. Yes it does :D

stown ,
@stown@sedd.it avatar

I’ll grab my Ovaltine.

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ll grab my gasoline

Stern ,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar
hemmes ,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe I’m out of the loop - what’s he been saying about software?

Draghetta ,

This post’s image man

It’s not that hard™

hemmes ,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

Oh. This post’s image has him talking types in January and the “obligatory” image above has someone saying he’s been talking software in December, so I thought maybe Musk has been spewing about software for a few weeks or something.

FrostyTheDoo ,

Twitter is a software, he’s been saying stupid stuff about how it works for the last year+

Squibbles ,

December from '22 not '23. The image was from a few months after he took over twitter and was still going on about that stuff and how it was doing all these useless things that needed to be removed or rewritten. I just remembered another one about how he was going on about a single request to twitter causing thousands of RPCs or something? I think that’s not really unheard of in a microservices infrastructure and it’s not like they’d be synchronous. There’s probably tons of calls that go to things like tracking, analytics, or cross DC sharing I would imagine for such a large and high volume service like twitter.

Squibbles ,

When he took over twitter there was a bunch of stuff he was spouting about things like Twitter’s stack needing a full rewrite and such. Going so far as to fire the engineer that challenged him on it during a live spaces thing if I recall correctly.

Ephera ,

One example that stuck with me is that he said some shit along the lines of 80% of Twitter’s microservices being superfluous and he’ll be shutting them off.

Yes, the dev teams just spent 4/5 of their time building shit no one asked for. It just annoys me so much, because anyone with basic reasoning should be able to work out that this cannot possibly be the case, but it’s easy to give it the benefit of the doubt.

Well, except that many, many Twitter outages followed.

MajorHavoc ,

Well, except that many, many Twitter outages followed.

Yeah. As a software dev, it was pretty awkward explaining this to colleagues who rely on Twitter/X.

“It sounds like you think Twitter is a software company and that Elon is utterly unqualified to run a software company. That can’t possibly be true, right?”

…Then we end up doing the “Concerned Padme” meme…

Zoboomafoo ,

I’ve heard horror stories on the programming subreddits of incompetent managers that require their employees to write X new lines of code per week. Those code bases probably could have huge chunks taken off.

Clearly that hasn’t happened here

flynnguy ,

He asked employees to print out their code so he could review it.

floofloof ,

He also seems to have the idea that the best developer is the one who produces the most code. That shows a pretty major lack of understanding of how software development works. Sometimes the best day is when you produce negative amounts of code.

Bonehead ,

The rockets are fine. SpaceX has a team specifically designed to distract Musk and keep him away from the actual work on the rockets. Tesla didn't have that though. That's how we ended up with that lame presentation with the weird "S3XY" acromin. That was really the point I realized that he was just an idiot frat boy with too much money. He really is his own worst enemy.

Pringles ,

What’s your source on the spacex team distracting him? I can’t find anything supporting that. I do find some interviews from anonymous employees saying it’s calmer now that he’s so focused on twitter.

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

the thing about spacex is everything they do is because of nasa and government.

the only thing spacex has going for it is the fact that they can spend a billion dollars exploding a rocket five times before it slightly works the sixth whereas the government can’t do that.

Bumblefumble ,

As someone who does know about this field, and absolute despise Musk, that’s not quite true. SpaceX is very successful thanks to help from the US government, and despite the influence of Musk, but also because they are a team of very competent people who have actually innovated and pushed the boundaries of launch vehicles. To say they have nothing going for them and are being propped up by the government is not at all accurate, and they have been much more succesful than traditional government contractors.

zalgotext ,

To say they have nothing going for them and are being propped up by the government is not at all accurate

That isn’t what they’re saying though, is it? They’re saying that SpaceX has the ability to fail more than NASA, because they’re not a government organization funded solely by taxes.

jacksilver ,

Admittedly I think the biggest failures that hurt NASA were incidents when people, not rockets, blew up. It’ll be interesting to see if things change if/when there is a death from a SpaceX rocket.

jasondj ,

People die in work related incidents all the time. The only thing different about deaths from NASA incidents is that they are (usually) spectacular incidents (like massive explosions or cabin fires…not good things, just stunning) and high-profile.

SpaceX does well because they basically ignore Elon.

onlinepersona ,

He doesn’t notice he’s the Duning-Kruger effect personified.

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derpgon ,

Well, looking at ChatGPT and other LLMs, they also lie confidently. Maybe there is a correlation and Elon is just a poor AI.

LillyPip ,

Oh, thanks for pointing that out.

I was formulating an angry rebuttal in my head, then saw your comment and realised I hadn’t noticed the username. Of course it’s Musk. That’s rebuttal enough.

Baizey , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Fix

0x0 , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Oh i don’t need to add bugs…

Come to think of it, i think i’ll try emojis on my next commit message… just to test…

generaldenmark , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Initial commit

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

grats on formalising your (new) project

hemko ,

Initial commit

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