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boogetyboo ,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t know why, but I just felt the urge to go have a look at r/conservatives. It’s exactly what you imagine. Dear oh dear

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh thank god, closing statements. My fingers are getting tired.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

o7

HubertManne ,

I don't know how you did it man. Those paragraphs looked word for word to me. not my half assed paraphrasing mixed with my own giggling commentary.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I type ~90 wpm. That helps. But also I used to have to do this sort of quick text summarizing with what people say when I worked a survey job back in the 90s and I guess it never left me.

barkingspiders ,

Well we certainly appreciate it, thank you for your service tonight

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No problem. I was having a blast.

xmunk ,
  • cracks whip * Back in the mines!
FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, master!

xmunk ,

(Thanks for your hard work btw, great write ups!)

Zerlyna ,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

You did a great job, thank you.

Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho ,

To be clear, you don’t have a plan?

I have the concepts of a plan.

njm1314 ,

I love where he implied that because he’s not president he didn’t have to have a plan.

Adulated_Aspersion ,

“I’m not the president” Said the guy who said the election was stolen from him.

tiefling ,

I’ve given my professors and managers the same response

Debs ,

I lost it when he said this

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The difference in America between commercial and public media: PBS’ stream is letting two political experts answer viewer questions. NBC is interviewing three undecided voters in Pennsylvania.

Adulated_Aspersion ,

If Trump is holding back on stopping the Russian/Ukraine war just as some sort of dangled treat, then we don’t need him.

As a human being, if he has that control he should exercise it, no matter the outcome of the election.

And besides, he never answered whether he wanted Ukraine to win or not.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison.” Again, actual quote.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

some of the quotes out of this are more entertaining than I expected.

ABCDE ,

She’s a monster.

GroundedGator ,

But she’s not arresting any of the illegals, so she’s not doing any transgender operations.

ABCDE ,

I don’t know about that. I don’t know about that.

tal ,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

No doubt arrested illegals left over from when Trump was in office getting transgenderized now. Vice Presidents often transgenderize things, I hear.

Squorlple ,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

I laughed a lot at some of the absurd things he has said during this, but that claim so far has been the funniest. It’s phrased like he just ended a game of Clue but he can only communicate via conservative buzzwords.

Kamala just got a laugh out of me when she was talking about Trump inviting the Taliban to Camp David and she’s talking and then chokes on her words to look him up and down to try to find a PG-rated descriptor of him and ended up just saying “and this……… former president”.

HubertManne ,

god they do just clam up for him and interupt her. I mean I get it. he is way more entertaining but common.

gnomesaiyan ,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Kamala is destroying him. He needs the handicap.

SeaJ ,

Fuck that. He needs to be put into the ground in this debate.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Trump looked angry & rattled. Harris looked like she belonged on that stage.

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HubertManne ,

again biden approved nordstream2. sorry europeans apparently your governments are powerless against bidens policies for you.

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I’m not watching the thing, but that was approved in (checks) 2017, which was early in Trump’s first term, so if at any point the US was going to say “let’s try to apply pressure, tamping down on the risks on that thing is worth the political cost”, it’d have been under Trump.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i hope she can draw attention to the fact he cant answer a question without rambling through 5 unrelated topics.

A_A ,
@A_A@lemmy.world avatar

he cant answer a question without so instead he goes rambling through 5 unrelated topics.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He’s now claiming that’s “the weave” and it’s intentional.

www.theguardian.com/…/election-trump-speeches

BossDj ,

So I put an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That is so much this debate on Trump’s side. I don’t even care much about what Harris says at this point.

gnomesaiyan ,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

“like a 4chan post came to life” -Jake Tapper, CNN

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump is making the weirdest faces.

Brunbrun6766 ,
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

He’s trying to figure out which meal made up the shit currently dripping down his leg

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Disregarding everything before, on closing statements alone, Kamala crushed him.

gnomesaiyan ,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

“and this… former president…” I’m fucking dying.

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

im calling it 'the pause heard round the world'

JohnnyCanuck ,
@JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ll always remember hearing her call him a motherfucker on live tv.

gatorgato ,

Did he just give her a “Quiet now.”???

skysurfer ,

Sure did.

reddig33 ,

That’s easy to do when they mute her mic but don’t mute his.

BeMoreCareful ,

There was a Reaganesque there she goes again too

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He fucked that one up almost as badly as Sarah Palin did.

BeMoreCareful ,

Confused the example for a how to smh

twistypencil ,

He said ‘sound familiar’ when he told her to shut up

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