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MermaidsGarden ,
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I’ve had it up to here with people saying JD Vance had sex with a couch. How many times do I have to say there’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch before people stop saying JD Vance had sex with a couch? Liberals must be pretty desperate to make up that JD Vance had sex with a couch. The story that on March 17, 2011 JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after so thoroughly deflowering a KIVIK Sofa Chaise that it had to be removed as a biohazard due to the various fluids in and around it, causing the night manager to not only quit but need intensive therapy is beyond the pale. Who would believe this? There is sworn. court. testimony. that JD Vance has not made bare skin contact with a couch within the past 5 years. That’s a fact. Look it up. The idea that this is because JD Vance cannot contain his overwhelming sexual urges in the presence of soft furniture is reckless conjecture. Calling JD Vance a couchfucker is slander and you need to take it back.

The Left™ will do anything to avoid talking about the real issues in this campaign, like the fact that Kamala Harris laughs sometimes.

iamjackflack ,

It’s funny you say that. However it’s a Fox News person that’s asking for this.

schnurrito ,

You know, until recently I thought that the golden days of Internet activism were over and we were mostly living in times where it was ridiculously easy to get things censored on the Internet.

Then something as stupid as this gets this amount of attention because of Internet users having way too much time and energy to spread it. WTF

androogee ,

Oh fuck yeah spread it

Etterra ,

That sure is a weird-ass thing to ask for.

Viking_Hippie ,

What is it with conservative hosts demanding porn?

First there was Rush Limbaugh pretending not to know what birth control is and now this.

Probably plenty of other examples in the meantime, but that’s the especially heinous one that immediately came to mind.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

They want to see the couch’s outfit for themselves, of course. Perhaps it was asking for it.

sarcasticsunrise ,
@sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world avatar

No wonder JD wants to make porn illegal. I’m almost with him if it means me not getting Rickrolled with a gif of him fucking a loveseat

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s not a loveseat, okay?! It’s a couch! I don’t fuck loveseats!” - Vance, probably?

sarcasticsunrise ,
@sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s called making love when it’s a loveseat! It’s in the name!!! Also, ban porn NOW!”

– From The book “Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir Of a Family and Culture in Crisis” by author JD Vance

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

The AP was correct to pull the article. Nobody can definitively say “J.D. Vance did not have sex with a couch” just that “J.D. Vance did not write about having sex with a couch in his memoir, ‘Hillbilly Elegy’.”

ianhclark510 ,
@ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

JD Vance is too much of a coward to release the couch sex tape

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

It’s on Hunter’s laptop.

thefartographer ,

Two males? Are they buttery?

Viking_Hippie ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77d39530-28de-4966-9deb-de53f0fa23f4.jpeg

Nobody ,

Why are they not releasing the couch sex tape? What are they hiding? Was there a loveseat involved?

disguy_ovahea ,

It was a…convertible sofa.😱

Track_Shovel ,

Hide-a-bred

flicker ,

This got a visceral negative reaction out of me. Well done.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Because the couch was underage.https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/65b159ed-955b-4db9-ae57-32c3e7209620.jpeg

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

Gaetz was inquiring last I heard

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Hi!👋 me again, don’t forget to:

Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

And, remember kids, drink your Ovaltine!

Cadeillac ,
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Hey, I like you. Keep up the good work!

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Warl0k3 ,

I like the idea of this bot but could you make the text a bit smaller? It’s pretty obnoxious ATM.

Lemminary ,

This is what I see:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/38c55975-9832-45c7-b56b-7fce19cf62dc.png

Maybe the summary tags aren’t working on your app? But I guess the “Thanks to…” section could be moved to the footer, too.

tyler ,

Mlem shows the full thing with giant header text. https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/8f13b167-5af9-4236-9ab1-875577b7de71.png

GregorGizeh ,

Does mlem show other formatting like strikethrough or ^superscript^ ?

catloaf ,

Most app clients don’t fully support formatting yet. I’m on Boost and neither spoilers nor superscript work.

I don’t know the numbers on each app vs web clients, but I suspect apps are a significant portion. Ignoring their limitations is ignoring a good portion of your users.

e1219 , (edited )

It is particularly obnoxious on Sync for Lemmy…

https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHlKeE0u.jpeg

edit:fixing image link

paraphrand ,

It looks pretty well considered in Voyager.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/085b576e-c0a6-499f-97a5-dfeaa942cbc3.jpeg

frickineh ,

Finally, a use case for AI that I can really get behind!

Kidding, please god no one deepfake that weirdo going to town on a totally innocent sofa. Fuckin nightmare fuel.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Rule 34, it’s already a thing.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Or rule 35

PrincessLeiasCat ,

I just want to know if the couch consented…has anyone been able to verify? I hope so :(

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

We’ll never know until we get the video!

sirspate ,

Rules potentially invoked… 34, 35, … 49…

AnarchoSnowPlow ,

All you gotta do is ignore it and it becomes a weird little internet thing. And here we are lol

finley ,

For science!

Brkdncr ,

Finally we’ve found a use for AI.

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