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Viking_Hippie ,

What is it with conservative hosts demanding porn?

First there was Rush Limbaugh pretending not to know what birth control is and now this.

Probably plenty of other examples in the meantime, but that’s the especially heinous one that immediately came to mind.

sarcasticsunrise ,
@sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world avatar

No wonder JD wants to make porn illegal. I’m almost with him if it means me not getting Rickrolled with a gif of him fucking a loveseat

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s not a loveseat, okay?! It’s a couch! I don’t fuck loveseats!” - Vance, probably?

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Hi!👋 me again, don’t forget to:

Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

And, remember kids, drink your Ovaltine!

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, I like you. Keep up the good work!

PrincessLeiasCat ,

I just want to know if the couch consented…has anyone been able to verify? I hope so :(

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

We’ll never know until we get the video!

sirspate ,

Rules potentially invoked… 34, 35, … 49…

AnarchoSnowPlow ,

All you gotta do is ignore it and it becomes a weird little internet thing. And here we are lol

finley ,

For science!

Brkdncr ,

Finally we’ve found a use for AI.

frickineh ,

Finally, a use case for AI that I can really get behind!

Kidding, please god no one deepfake that weirdo going to town on a totally innocent sofa. Fuckin nightmare fuel.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Rule 34, it’s already a thing.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Or rule 35

MermaidsGarden ,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had it up to here with people saying JD Vance had sex with a couch. How many times do I have to say there’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch before people stop saying JD Vance had sex with a couch? Liberals must be pretty desperate to make up that JD Vance had sex with a couch. The story that on March 17, 2011 JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after so thoroughly deflowering a KIVIK Sofa Chaise that it had to be removed as a biohazard due to the various fluids in and around it, causing the night manager to not only quit but need intensive therapy is beyond the pale. Who would believe this? There is sworn. court. testimony. that JD Vance has not made bare skin contact with a couch within the past 5 years. That’s a fact. Look it up. The idea that this is because JD Vance cannot contain his overwhelming sexual urges in the presence of soft furniture is reckless conjecture. Calling JD Vance a couchfucker is slander and you need to take it back.

The Left™ will do anything to avoid talking about the real issues in this campaign, like the fact that Kamala Harris laughs sometimes.

Hobbes_Dent ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/feb4cd32-2630-48d0-83d3-39ca7ec57e47.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/133fa15a-80c9-4aec-8887-45a81e3c954a.jpeg

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

“JD Vance’s couch tape” to the tune of “Hunter Biden’s laptop”

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

For research guys, it’s for research.

Coach ,

Purely for “research,” right Fox?

ianhclark510 ,
@ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

JD Vance is too much of a coward to release the couch sex tape

dogsnest ,
@dogsnest@lemmy.world avatar

It’s on Hunter’s laptop.

thefartographer ,

Two males? Are they buttery?

Viking_Hippie ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/77d39530-28de-4966-9deb-de53f0fa23f4.jpeg

Nobody ,

Why are they not releasing the couch sex tape? What are they hiding? Was there a loveseat involved?

disguy_ovahea ,

It was a…convertible sofa.😱

Track_Shovel ,

Hide-a-bred

flicker ,

This got a visceral negative reaction out of me. Well done.

ThePantser ,
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Because the couch was underage.https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/65b159ed-955b-4db9-ae57-32c3e7209620.jpeg

Deceptichum ,
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Gaetz was inquiring last I heard

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