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Etterra ,

That sure is a weird-ass thing to ask for.

schnurrito ,

You know, until recently I thought that the golden days of Internet activism were over and we were mostly living in times where it was ridiculously easy to get things censored on the Internet.

Then something as stupid as this gets this amount of attention because of Internet users having way too much time and energy to spread it. WTF

androogee ,

Oh fuck yeah spread it

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

The AP was correct to pull the article. Nobody can definitively say “J.D. Vance did not have sex with a couch” just that “J.D. Vance did not write about having sex with a couch in his memoir, ‘Hillbilly Elegy’.”

Viking_Hippie ,

What is it with conservative hosts demanding porn?

First there was Rush Limbaugh pretending not to know what birth control is and now this.

Probably plenty of other examples in the meantime, but that’s the especially heinous one that immediately came to mind.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

They want to see the couch’s outfit for themselves, of course. Perhaps it was asking for it.

sarcasticsunrise ,
@sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world avatar

No wonder JD wants to make porn illegal. I’m almost with him if it means me not getting Rickrolled with a gif of him fucking a loveseat

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s not a loveseat, okay?! It’s a couch! I don’t fuck loveseats!” - Vance, probably?

sarcasticsunrise ,
@sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s called making love when it’s a loveseat! It’s in the name!!! Also, ban porn NOW!”

– From The book “Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir Of a Family and Culture in Crisis” by author JD Vance

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

Hi!👋 me again, don’t forget to:

Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

And, remember kids, drink your Ovaltine!

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, I like you. Keep up the good work!

PrincessLeiasCat ,

I just want to know if the couch consented…has anyone been able to verify? I hope so :(

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

We’ll never know until we get the video!

sirspate ,

Rules potentially invoked… 34, 35, … 49…

AnarchoSnowPlow ,

All you gotta do is ignore it and it becomes a weird little internet thing. And here we are lol

finley ,

For science!

Brkdncr ,

Finally we’ve found a use for AI.

frickineh ,

Finally, a use case for AI that I can really get behind!

Kidding, please god no one deepfake that weirdo going to town on a totally innocent sofa. Fuckin nightmare fuel.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Rule 34, it’s already a thing.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Or rule 35

MermaidsGarden ,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had it up to here with people saying JD Vance had sex with a couch. How many times do I have to say there’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch before people stop saying JD Vance had sex with a couch? Liberals must be pretty desperate to make up that JD Vance had sex with a couch. The story that on March 17, 2011 JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after so thoroughly deflowering a KIVIK Sofa Chaise that it had to be removed as a biohazard due to the various fluids in and around it, causing the night manager to not only quit but need intensive therapy is beyond the pale. Who would believe this? There is sworn. court. testimony. that JD Vance has not made bare skin contact with a couch within the past 5 years. That’s a fact. Look it up. The idea that this is because JD Vance cannot contain his overwhelming sexual urges in the presence of soft furniture is reckless conjecture. Calling JD Vance a couchfucker is slander and you need to take it back.

The Left™ will do anything to avoid talking about the real issues in this campaign, like the fact that Kamala Harris laughs sometimes.

iamjackflack ,

It’s funny you say that. However it’s a Fox News person that’s asking for this.

Hobbes_Dent ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/feb4cd32-2630-48d0-83d3-39ca7ec57e47.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/133fa15a-80c9-4aec-8887-45a81e3c954a.jpeg

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

“JD Vance’s couch tape” to the tune of “Hunter Biden’s laptop”

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