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Brunbrun6766 , in France to quit making cigarettes as last factory prepares to close
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

What the FUCK is a French man supposed to do after sex now?

AJB_l4u OP ,

more sex

MTLion3 ,

Always the answer

jumperalex ,

that’s “more of zee sex” to you buddy

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Oh, hon hon, oui monsieur.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Mentelgen

danc4498 ,

You ever eat a crêpe after a good ménage?

prettybunnys ,

Smoke a baguette maybe?

postmateDumbass ,

Crème the brûlée?

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

You act like wine and a baguette isn’t already at their bedside

kautau ,

Except the baguette is all wet now, I don’t want to eat it

Honytawk ,

That is just frosting

MrMukagee ,

Doggy style?

postmateDumbass ,

Carbs.

Bigmouse ,

Close the grave again.

gmtom ,

Hit a fat cloud on his vape

Ataraxia ,

Roll a doob.

Texas_Hangover ,

Suck another cock?

SlikPikker ,

Implied homophobia GTFO

morphballganon ,

Buy Italian cigarettes?

NuPNuA , in ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture

Wasn’t he arguing with German ministers about their immigration policies on there the other day too?

What’s got into his bonce that makes him think he’s qualified to comment on all these things? If thos just a result of people being too scared to say “no” to him for years at work?

newthrowaway20 ,

Yeah, that’s it. When you have more money than most nations and surround yourself with only people who will reinforce your opinions, you start to think you know the answer to everything.

TheGiantKorean ,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Not only that, but early on people were always talking about how smart he was before (most) realized that he’s a tool. There were comparisons to Tony Stark, etc. His head must have expanded massively from that.

kandoh ,

He’s gone down the exact same path Kanye has. Thinks he’s a genius, gets stuck in a bubble, that bubble is full of Nazi propaganda, starts spouting off Nazi shit.

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Well he already got his USA visa, so screw everyone else wanting to immigrate. He’s an egomaniac living in a bubble he created for himself and bunch of cult followers blowing up his ass constantly doesn’t make things any better. So he thinks he’s overqualified for everything, except it’s the opposite… he’s below average in pretty much everything other than surfing the Dunning-Kruger wave.

Wooster , in Just five western oil firms, including BP and Shell, set to spend $15 million every hour until 2030 producing oil and gas | Global Witness
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The UN’s 2021 global emissions gap report showed that governments’ energy plans would lead to about 57% more oil, and 71% more gas in 2030 than is consistent with limiting global warming to 1.5C.

2030 is the current deadline for US automakers to dedicate no less than 50% of their production to be EVs. I’m certain there’s a lot of fine print under that… but still, I’m curious how that impacts those 51% and 71% ratios compared to current production. Like, how much headway are we expecting to make (or lose?) by 2030?

It’s plainly obvious more needs to be done… I want to know how much headway we’re making.

Nudding ,

We aren’t making any headway lol. We’re already at 1.5°, it’s too late to avoid catastrophe.

theskyisfalling , in Flexible hours, sick pay and meals: British workers get a better deal

Wow this almost makes it sound as if people are suddenly being paid a living wage! Which they fucking aren’t. These hospitality employers are still paying people minimum wage and in a city like Brighton where the average 1 bed flat costs £1000pcm or more before bills and food etc minimum wage isn’t enough.

Oh wow, sick pay and a meal, pretty much everyone in this country gets some form of sick pay due to the law and I’d take being paid a living wage over a shitty unhealthy pub meal for free any day!

Utter bullshit reporting.

evilgiraffe666 ,

Yeah they’re trying to sell us the idea that things are magical and wonderful instead of the most squeezed we’ve ever been.

Aggravationstation ,

I think this article is aimed at Americans who generally have a shitter deal than we do here when in a minimum wage job. But yea, still not good enough.

SayJess , in ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is what happens when an internet troll gets essentially unlimited money and fame from the other edgy turds out there. Ladies and gentlemen, he is Turd Ferguson Pro Max—it’s a funny name that comes with a funny hat.

fluke , in Three more vessels with agricultural products and iron ore leave Ukrainian ports

Man, Putin sure showed everyone by refusing to renew the Black Sea Grain Deal, eh.

It would really put pressure on the world and Ukraine if they no longer ‘ensured security’ of Ukrainian shipping out of the Back Sea.

Oh wait. Seems that the Black Sea fleet has been shown up to be the wet armpit it always was by checks notes a bunch of remote controlled speed boats and flying explosives.

AJB_l4u OP ,

they ( russia ) say they will start using sea planes to enforce security in the black sea, guess that they don’t have more ships

RecursiveParadox ,
@RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world avatar

If by sea planes they meant Ekranoplans, I’d kinda be down for that (Editor: no, he wouldn’t really).

bobman , in Vigilante Pedophile Hunter Killed While Confronting Teens

Police had asked Lee to stop his sting operations

And replace them with what? What are the useless cops going to do?

Unless a business-owner is complaining, cops won’t do shit. They don’t care.

AliceTheMinotaur ,

As you seemingly care, how about we replace them with you

bobman ,

Replace the cops with me? So I can be useless too?

What logic goes through your head, lol.

AliceTheMinotaur ,

You said it yourself your just as useless, that’s my logic

bobman ,

No, I said cops were useless and joining them would make me useless too.

I would have to do things myself without the backing of the department to be useful.

that’s my logic

macallik ,

This guy was selling classes on being a pedophile-stopper while most of these youtube pedo chaser operate in ways that don't lead to prosecution.

He stopped a 17 year old from talking to a 15-year-old, which isn't exactly making the world a better place

Maajmaaj , (edited ) in ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture
@Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

Imma say something that could be considered a lil wild:

Clap him and take his shit.

The US has done it before and we could do it again. It’s a kneejerk reaction, but he’s a Nazi so Idgaf. I’d settle for black site detention and disappropriate his companies, but either way, where tf are the “intelligence” agencies when ya need them?

Edit: I used the wrong multisyllabic word. Subsidization means something totally different than “take Elmo’s companies and give them to someone else”

PupBiru ,
@PupBiru@kbin.social avatar

give his companies to a collection of other billionaires (still undeserving but perhaps not a threat to the relative peace we’ve enjoyed) and you’d probably only hear praise for the move

hessenjunge ,

I think you mean disappropriate not subsidize?

Maajmaaj ,
@Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca avatar

Yep, you are correct. Let me go fix that

YeetPics ,

Not defenestrate?

hessenjunge ,

That’s what happened when they showed the Cybertruck.

YeetPics ,

He’s remarkably intact, he must doing those youth-blood transfusions.

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Government should at least seize Star link because it's a military asset for the us and it's allies. Argument could be made for space x as well.

Texas_Hangover ,

You love those ideas until they can be used against you. That’s why reigning such fucked up abilities of the state is so important.

Maajmaaj ,
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  • Texas_Hangover ,

    You’re paying way more attention to me, than I am to you. I have no idea who you are.

    sadreality , in ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture

    "Blasted"

    Jfc

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s really not the issue here. Get past the headline.

    FlowVoid , (edited )

    “Blasted” is used correctly in the title. It is a synonym for “criticized”, derived from a Middle English term that means “blowing air” (see also “blast furnace”).

    Examples:

    Federal transit regulators blasted the MBTA Friday for violating an order prohibiting the use of lone workers on tracks put in place last week

    Jennifer Belveal and John Birmingham with the firm of Foley & Lardner describe the justification for terminating the contract as “flimsy” and blast the university for launching an investigation into what they call “the personal relationship between Tucker and a one-time vendor” “despite no justification to do so.”

    sadreality ,

    I didn't realize that regulators had "blasting" in their legal tool box when dealing with non compliant business 🤡

    But I guess brain dead millenial "journalist" could not avoid this editorial touch ehh?

    FlowVoid ,

    You didn’t realize that regulators criticized others as part of their legal duties?

    In English, words have multiple meanings and the intended meaning must be inferred by context. For example, you referred to regulators “dealing”, and your audience is expected to understand that you aren’t discussing card games.

    sadreality ,

    Keep digging...

    I am not the first person to highlight how these headlines are getting progressively more childish.

    FlowVoid , (edited )

    I think it’s more childish to assume that word usage will not evolve over time.

    Regardless, “blasted” has been used in this way for most of our lives. Perhaps you’re just now noticing it?

    From Jun 13, 1997:

    City union leaders blasted an administration-backed proposed charter change Thursday that would strip the Civil Service Commission of most of its powers.

    From Sep 23, 1992:

    Vice President Dan Quayle, broadening his attack on Hollywood, Tuesday blasted the recording industry for producing rap music that he said had led to violence.

    From 1981:

    During the campaign, Roosevelt blasted Hoover for spending and taxing too much, boosting the national debt, choking off trade, and putting millions on the dole.

    sadreality ,

    U seem hurt

    whatupwiththat , in ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture

    stop giving this shitbag AIR

    AJB_l4u OP ,

    I do really think people should show everything he makes on X and say, so people can make the decision by themselves to never give one cent to this guy, if he does not have a profit on X and Tesla and all that he makes, its not the views on x that will keep him having that life style

    hessenjunge ,

    Main reason I’ll never buy a Tesla: Elon Musk.

    Let’s see how well his businesses fare after replacing the wokie buyer base with Nazis.

    xePBMg9 ,

    Most Tesla buyers are chinese, right?

    hessenjunge ,

    While a lot of Teslas are sold in China, more than double are sold in the US.

    Given the Chinese options available I struggle to understand why anyone in China wants to buy a Tesla though.

    eran_morad ,

    Yup. I need a new car in the next few years. Probably will go for an electric. Certainly not a tesla. Musk is a fucking douche.

    Shapillon ,

    Main reason we shouldn’t buy Teslas:

    These oversized electric vehicules have a huge environmental footprint and we should rather opt for smaller EVs with shorter ranges.

    (anyway individual car ownership isn’t the way to go in the medium to long term ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )

    bobman , in A former "Family Feud" contestant convicted of wife's murder speaks out: "I'm innocent. I didn't kill Becky."

    Entitled white men are dangerous.

    Pratai , in ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture

    Human garbage.

    FlyingSquid , (edited ) in Just five western oil firms, including BP and Shell, set to spend $15 million every hour until 2030 producing oil and gas | Global Witness
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s okay, we’ll just use carbon capture technologies. What do you mean the energy expenditure means they emit more fossil fuels carbon than they capture?! The invisible hand of the free market will solve climate change, I tell you!

    EDIT: It’s early.

    Brunbrun6766 ,
    @Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

    Damn you invisible hand!

    bingbong ,

    It keeps touching me! 😭

    American_Communist22 , in Ukraine to build underground school in Kharkiv
    @American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    You’re telling me they started to do it just now?

    ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited ) in ‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture
    BruceTwarzen ,

    Holy shit what an absolute cunt.

    Hackerman_uwu ,

    BIGLY

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