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ComfortablyGlum , in A Phillies fan tried — and failed — to bring an emotional support alligator to a game

Such a load a’ croc.

FlyingSquid , in Migrants Booted from NYC Shelter Into Pummeling Rain
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Such humanitarians in this country.

devil_d0c , in WHO recommends dropping component of many flu vaccines

That’s pretty neat

Bye bye influenza B/Yamagata

ForestOrca ,
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The most interesting thing about this result is that it was achieved thru behavioral change (masking, hand washing, distancing, isolation), and not technologic advancement. We have the capability, with cooperation to significantly alter the infectious disease landscape.

Jax ,

Human beings, when working together, quite literally are the strongest biological force on Earth. There is very little we can’t do when working together.

Key phrase: together.

towerful ,

my yacht will just float a few meters higher in my private floating marina next to my self sufficient luxury bunker

Or something

Jax ,

Has to get air from somewhere.

weedazz ,
Fedizen , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar

resolutions don’t do anything do they?

Its the legal version of “we offer thoughts and prayers statement of the following…”

insomniac , in Second Republican primary debate had the lowest TV viewership since 2015
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This is incredibly obvious but it’s stated this way because a more honest headline would be uninteresting. The last time there was a serious Republican primary was 2015.

So they’re saying debate ratings are lower than the last time there wasn’t an obvious front runner. Yeah, no shit cnbc. Good job.

bitsplease ,

Yeah, the better question is - whose actually watching? Trump is obviously going to be the nominee unless he’s literally forced off the ballot, and if that happens it’s just going to be chaos because I guarentee he’s just going to continue running as a write in candidate

scripthook , in Lawmakers say government shutdown appears inevitable
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All goverment shutdowns under Democratic control happened for 1 day. The Republicans caused Government shutdowns in 1995/1996 for 21 days in an attempt to cut medicare and social security, 2013 for 16 days in order to attempt to cut Obamacare and 2018/2019 for 35 days in order to build a border wall. I don’t even know what the Republicans want now. They are too busy fighting for themselves. But this will backfire on them.

Delusional ,

You say that but they’ll just blame Democrats for it anyways and their idiotic voters will believe every fuckin word like the simpletons they are.

sirboozebum ,

That didn’t work for 2020.

charonn0 , in US may pay 3x more than EU for Moderna’s US-funded COVID shot
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Time to eminent-domain the intellectual property.

snekerpimp , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar

Sure, cause the ex president with the most federal charges is in business attire and he is an upstanding citizen. Let’s focus on how people look instead of actual issues.

bstix ,

Even trump might be out of code, unless high heels are acceptable business attire for men.

PwnTra1n ,

It’s cross dressing and we know how regressors feel about that

bstix ,

I suppose they feel hypocritical about it.

newthrowaway20 ,

It’s only ever about appearances with the repubs. They want the appearance of propriety. If they start dressing like their lessers, then The lessers might realize they are equals.

GreenMario ,

It’s also why suits are so expensive. It’s not like the cloth that makes a suit is any different than the cloth used to make my Slayer T-shirt.

If all the poors started wearing suits they’d just invent something else and make it cost $1mil per outfit.

PatFussy , in Uber, Grubhub and DoorDash must pay NYC delivery workers an $18 minimum wage

Remember when minimum wage driver work went up for a vote in California under prop 22 and we still voted against it? Im always so mad every election cycle i feel like everyone is a complete moron working against themselves

Cheesus ,

Unfortunately corporate advertising works when it comes to elections

hayes_ ,

Copying my own comment from another thread:

In those workers’ defense, the delivery companies spent hundreds of millions of dollars on a disinformation campaign to trick the public into thinking that voting for 22 was in their own interest.

It’s absurd that it was on the ballot in the first place.

honey_im_meat_grinding ,

Is it fair to call people stupid when they’re facing a literal corporate propaganda campaign? I’d sooner reach for “corporations are evil” than “people are stupid” in that case. Remember how people used to treat you if you were against the Iraq war? And today, we know that thing was unnecessary and awful. Sometimes powerful people just manage to convince us of things that aren’t true.

PatFussy ,

You dont have to always be the victim, dont strip away your obligation for due diligence just because some corporation made a nice commercial.

Buddahriffic ,

It’s not one or the other. The corporate propaganda works because people are stupid.

Kolanaki ,
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I agree in so far as the human brain is pretty fucking stupid and easily “hacked.” Especially when companies literally pay psychologists to get better at brain hacking.

OldWoodFrame , in U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar

Kinda weird they had to pass a resolution to overrule Schumer’s non-resolution decision, but they did it by unanimous consent so if Schumer (or Fetterman) disagreed they could have stopped it. If Schumer and Fetterman are on board for this, they could have just reversed the earlier decision.

krakenx ,

Yeah, it seems odd to me that Fetterman would have voted for it. Unanimous consent means that they said “any objections” and there weren’t any. Thus there is no record of who voted for it. Maybe they planned the vote to be when some members were absent?

xxkickassjackxx , in Sen. Dianne Feinstein, an 'icon for women in politics,' dies at 90, source confirms

Does this mean we could finally have a representative under the age of 1000? No we’re just going to elect another dinosaur that thinks homes still cost a nickel? … okay

luckyhunter ,

apparently the leading bet for a replacement is only 77.

Krauerking ,
luckyhunter ,
Pipoca , (edited )

The front runners in the primary are Katie Porter (49), Adam Schiff (63), and Barbara Lee (77). All three are currently in the house of representatives.

So long as people retire when they start to go downhill mentally, peoples positions are much more important than their age. Most progressives would much rather have President Bernie (82) than President Tulsi Gabbard (42).

Lee has been pretty consistently progressive. She was the only vote against the authorization of force after the September 11th attacks, she was a founding member of the congressional LGBTQ+ equality caucus, and volunteered with the Black Panther Party’s Community Learning Center in Oakland as a teen. She’s one of the most progressive Democrats in the House.

meldroc ,

Any of those three would be great! Adam Schiff kicked ass on the impeachment and the Jan 6th committee.

luckyhunter ,

So California’s death spiral will continue uninterrupted. Thank the founding fathers for the electoral college!

Pipoca ,

The senate has literally nothing to do with either the electoral college or state policies?

luckyhunter ,

Thank fucking God! That’s my whole point.

FlyingSquid , in Bank that handles Infowars money appears to be cutting ties with Alex Jones’ company, lawyer says
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Wogi ,

How is it the sexiest man alive plays the trombone? The unsexiest of instruments?

Zerlyna ,
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As a bassoon player, I thank you.

Wogi ,

Not so fast woodwind. Get in line

FlyingSquid ,
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As a bass clarinet player, I also thank you.

mosiacmango ,

Riker needs some way to fend the ladies off.

Zombiepirate ,
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You’ve clearly never dated a tromboner.

Wogi ,

Has anyone? Ever?

GregoryTheGreat , in North Carolina Prison staffer sounds alarm on solitary confinement, overcrowding

Do any countries take USA refugees? I want out.

worldwidewave ,

The only example I can think of is Edward Snowden getting asylum status in Russia

Sir_Kevin ,
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You know things are bad when Russia is the better alternative /s

iHUNTcriminals , (edited )

Seriously… fuck this place. If I see another 40+yo whinge and whine about dumb shit while bragging about how thick their wack pussy skin is I’m going to put it to the test. And I’ve made many men scared, lol. I almost had a three percenter in tears because of their precious decal.

Call em out and treat em like the scum they are.

You can tell when someone is in the lifestyle out of past misdirection and when one of them is just some soft skinned asshole trying to be hard in a click because they know they aren’t shit alone.

bobman ,

Pretty much all of them.

You’re free to go whenever you want. Just know that when you rescind your US citizenship, you can’t get it back.

GregoryTheGreat ,

Not really true though. Getting citizenship isn’t easy or cheap for the European countries worth going to. The requirements for them are stiff or not possible coming from the US. and renouncing seems to be an ask and not enforced.

bobman ,

European countries worth going to.

So I guess beggars can be choosers.

moistclump , in A Phillies fan tried — and failed — to bring an emotional support alligator to a game

Feels like an episode of is always sunny…

AllonzeeLV , (edited ) in Witness to the 1996 drive-by shooting of Tupac Shakur indicted on murder charge in rapper’s death

They’re clearly being framed.

Tupac still makes music from a bunker somewhere in Antarctica. 6 albums since 1996, not including compilations.

Sure, they’ll tell you its recorded material from before he died, but that’s just what the illuminati’s chem trails want you to think!

Wermhatswormhat ,

You know. You could be onto something here.

dual_sport_dork ,
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Fake news. Everyone knows Mr. T killed Tupac for eating his Cheetos.

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