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kambusha , in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

Subject: Fire!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I’m writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises. No, that’s too formal…

Dear Sir/Madam,

Fire! Fire! Help me - 123 calendon road.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

All the best, Maurice Moss

toasteecup ,

I’ll just put this fire with the rest of the fire

MonkeMischief ,

Woo that’s a NICE screen saver! It looks so…real…ANYWAY

flicker , (edited )

I love the way the smoke seems to be coming off of the top of it...

MonkeMischief , (edited )

🔥<br> 🧯

“Why’s it done that?”

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/954fc04a-897c-4f80-ba7c-baf8e3f2063b.png

“…ooOOoohhh…”

01189998819991197253 ,
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[bam]

We got a report about a fire

Sabre363 , in Southern Heritage

Looks like the Burger King if he lost his crown and did some meth

hamburglar26 ,

I read this as lost his crown and did some math.

whitewalker_646 ,

Same effect either way

Gabu , in It's a simple world view

And most of the time you’d be right.

SendMePhotos , in Question for God

So everyone was originally female. That’s a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It’s where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn’t really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I’m a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

massive_bereavement ,
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plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? <tips forehead>

WadeTheWizard ,
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Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

OutlierBlue ,

This is why I always run with an erection.

Coach ,

Can you milk me, Focker?

funkless_eck ,

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

FooBarrington ,

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

Socsa ,

For the milk obviously

pixeltree ,

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great

fossilesque ,
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OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Damn that sounds terrible

SendMePhotos ,

Yeah. Best way I’ve been able to explain it. To both genders.

Daft_ish ,

How could anyone know this?

Gabu , (edited )

That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.

forrgott ,

As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

Gabu ,

Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

As measured by whom?

scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scal…
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma…

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

I literally don’t give a shit what you think.

forrgott ,

You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.

Gabu ,

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

clemdemort ,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh what are you on right now?! 😂

Gabu ,

Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.

Holzkohlen ,

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

scarilog ,

Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

clemdemort ,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Women want to puke when on their period?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I’ll accept it.

letsgocrazy ,

Yeah, this is common belief but it’s not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

ensignrick , in Black Friday
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

As a past retail worker. Black Friday was miserable. I worked at Bestbuy. I saw a lot of people breakdown and quit thay day due to the stress. Don’t encourage it. If you do go out. Be respectful and remember it’s just things that don’t really matter. I have never gone out and don’t support it especially the trickling of businesses forcing employees to work on Thanksgiving.

elementalguy2 ,

Work at Best buy currently in inventory, last year all week of black Friday we have over 300 online orders at once until we were getting closer to the end of the night. This week so far the most I’ve seen is 50. We’re staffed the same, less so in fact with all the call-outs, but still we have a full team in tomorrow from 1am until midnight.

ensignrick ,
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1am geezusm back when I worked at Bestbuy. 2008ish I came in at 3:30am to sell shitty netbooks to customers waiting in the lines outside.

jballs ,
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In 1998 I used to have to be in at 6AM.This thread is like a nice little timeline of the enshittification of America.

JokeDeity ,

Currently at work at the worst company you could ever work for, Big Lots. We’ve even got extended hours today, but hardly anyone here shopping. ANY corporation that has shareholders has no choice but to become increasingly evil and vile to their employees.

ensignrick ,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

God damn, that sucks… Best of luck pal.

JokeDeity ,

Honestly my entire life is a wreck, my fiance is probably going to leave me because I absolutely can’t seem to find a real job and I’m my debt has ballooned like 3x it’s size in 6 months because even though I’m a manager who does literally everything you could do working retail, I get paid $10.50 an hour. I quite literally can’t afford to eat and am going hungry most days for the last month. Yet the only thing my mind can seem to focus on is saving my relationship but I just feel it drifting every day I can’t secure a real job. I’ve applied to literally hundreds of jobs over the past 6 months, gone to many interviews, called called called and called some more, and yet nothing, no one wants to give me a chance even though I have a decent resume, I’m polite, I’m very good with computers and have no criminal or any kind of bad history. Definitely thinking about ending it a lot lately. Sorry to dump on you, just feel like I need to write this out somewhere instead of just festering in my head.

ensignrick ,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

🤗 I’m sorry your having such a tough time… Everything is temporary. I know it feels hard right now… Don’t make a permanent solution to these temporary problems… Things will change. Keep going. Best of luck to you. 🤗

JokeDeity ,

It’s funny how when you’re doing okay a message like that doesn’t feel like much from a stranger, but his a lot deeper when you’re feeling at the end of your rope, I appreciate your kindness and compassion. It’s just gotten worse and worse every year, I had stability at one time and I was an equal contributer, but I just feel like complete shit about myself constantly and nothing seems to go right. My vehicle which I’m still paying a loan on has been in a mechanics shop for 3 months, the car that I had been borrowing developed a major oil leak and can’t be driven so I am stuck getting rides across town with no decent bussing options (which I’ve admittedly never taken a public bus out of anxiety), my credit cards which I got initially to help my fiance with things have gone unpaid for about 6 months with daily calls from collectors, and whatever else I can’t bring to mind right now, but it’s all just a decline no matter how hard I try or how decent of a person I try to be to everyone I interact with in my life. And on top of that most of my friends haven’t talked to me in years and the one good friend I do talk to every few months or so has her own life and issues to deal with, I have no family anywhere near me and have a bad relationship with my father, my mother is wonderful but I feel even worse dumping my troubles on her because she has no way to help me from across the country and with her extremely limited resources and I know it makes her feel like she failed as a parent because she couldn’t provide me with the things she thinks she should have (I don’t blame her a bit, she really is a wonderful person), which means the only person who I can talk to about anything going wrong in my life is the love of my life who is being embittered towards me by every compounding issue. I recently got back on ADHD meds after being off them for a decade or more and it’s only seemed to serve to make me have energy and no appetite, but not help me that much, I want to try antidepressants for the first time in my life, but the doctors don’t make it easy, it was a struggle just to get on the ADHD meds even though I had taken Adderall for 5+ years in the past. It’s just overwhelming and never ever seems to let up. I can’t play video games any more, television just seems to fade into the background as I’m consumed by horrible thoughts constantly.

Sarcasmo220 ,

Do you have insurance or, if not, does your state provide Medicaid to low income individuals? If you have private insurance I would recommend looking up therapists and maybe even psychiatrists who are covered by your insurance. If you have Medicaid your county probably has a behavioral health department that can provide some help.

If no to both, you can call 9-8-8 and ask for behavioral health resources that are available. in your area. You can also call that number to talk about your depressing and self harming thoughts if you feel like you want to give your friends and family a break.

JokeDeity ,

Thank you, I have my states ACA insurance which is the only way I’ve seen a doctor (hadn’t seen one in about 15 years before last month). I had never heard about that phone number, I might give it a call later, thank you so much.

JokeDeity , (edited )

Accidental double post**

NotSpez ,

Your situation really sucks. The most important part is to tell yourself you can be happy again, even if it feels very far away right now. Being happy is the best thing there is, and worth a lot of effort and tough times to get to again.

Life gets overwhelming. You don’t need to see the whole staircase to take the first step. You’re doing your best. Be sure to talk about your feelings with your SO.

There is a mentalhealth community. As you’ve said, sometimes it is really good to write stuff down. Best of luck to you my friend.

JokeDeity ,

Thank you, I have talked to her a lot, but she has valid reasons. I have not been an equal contributer and the weight of everything has been on her for too long, I would do anything in my power to not lose her, but what NEEDS to happen just doesn’t seem to. I know I need back in to see my doctor and see if she can get me on an antidepressant, but the number one thing I need is sadly just money. My income, even though I bust my ass for it, feels like drops in a very very large bucket. Thanks again.

NotSpez ,

Talking to your doctor about an amtidepressant sounds like a very good step. They generally take a few weeks to start working, so don’t wait too long if you want to have a sunny disposition by xmas.

The best of luck to you my friend.

EmpathicVagrant ,

I was on year 4 or 5 retail, working in a small strip mall that included a best buy. The people swamped the door so hard it came off when the poor kid unlocked them, literally doorbusters and he got trampled and died.

Every year there’s a few deaths to the craze and I made a habit of checking the count every year.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Anti Homeless Architecture

But if you give houses to the homeless, they will no longer be homeless and who am I going to look down on now?

SnotFlickerman ,

And what else will I complain about when I go downtown? I want to be able to complain about how we need to clean the riffraff of the streets, but it gives me no joy if we’re actually getting them off the streets! I need something to fucking whinge about!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Most people who complain about downtowns never go there anyways.

SnotFlickerman ,

Exactly. I fucking live downtown and I have more to complain about businesses that operate down here than the damn homeless.

The only “thugs” I ever see downtown is the posse of ten cops it takes to shoo one homeless person out of a park.

AngryCommieKender ,

COP = Criminals On Patrol

Sarmyth ,

I also live downtown, and my primary issues are homeless stealing things off our front porch, the neighbors that think every night is a good fireworks night, and the 2 homes that previously had 6 scruffy lookin guys hanging out in front of them for months that are now in cinders.

AngryCommieKender ,

Well if the homeless are off the streets, then the turtles and rats can come back out of the sewers. Go rant at Splinter

Cowbee ,

The bourgeoisie requires a risk of destitution to prevent the proletariat from rising up.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

My nipples get erect when I flick them.

cricket98 ,

If you were to start giving houses to the homeless, at least 50% of those houses would be uninhabitable within a year.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

[Citation needed]

cricket98 ,
SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

New York Post

Bias Rating: RIGHT-CENTER Factual Reporting: MIXED Country: USA Press Freedom Rank: MOSTLY FREE Media Type: Newspaper Traffic/Popularity: High Traffic MBFC Credibility Rating: MEDIUM CREDIBILITY

Washington Free Beacon

Bias Rating: RIGHT Factual Reporting: MIXED Country: USA Press Freedom Rating: MOSTLY FREE Media Type: Website Traffic/Popularity: Medium Traffic MBFC Credibility Rating: MEDIUM CREDIBILITY

Cowboy State Daily - Not yet rated.

cricket98 ,

there is little incentive for left wing rags to report on these topics

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah the sources you provided all love to shit on California while conveniently forgetting how great its economy is.

cricket98 ,

and how is that relevant? can homelessness be a problem and the economy be good at the same time?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I thought we were discussing homelessness and homes to be honest.

Schmoo ,

So what’s your point then, that homeless people are a lost cause and therefore shouldn’t be helped? Attempts to house the homeless have resulted in property damage in the past, so we shouldn’t bother?

Perhaps you should take a step back and try asking why those projects failed and how to fix the problems instead of concluding that free housing programs could never work.

If you really want to analyze the situation with some nuance then maybe try looking at real sources instead of opinion articles from right-wing “news” sites:

…azpbs.org/…/homeless-funding-housing-first.html

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3151537/

bluecrossmafoundation.org/…/preventive-effect-hou…

…nyu.edu/…/employment-experiences-of-formerly-hom…

cricket98 ,

My point is that a lot of homeless people aren’t to be trusted to take care of the space they live in. There would have to be some screening to make sure that these people are capable of not destroying the public good they are being offered for free. I don’t think it’s really debatable that there are some truly awful homeless people, violent, mean, entitled, and not fit to live in a proper society. It’s something people need to face the facts on. So we need to find out how to help the good homeless people before we let the bad ones ruin it for the rest of them.

be_excellent_to_each_other , in Poverty isn't a flaw its a feature.
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

You know their answer will be that the homeless just need to work harder.

Grayox OP ,
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Grayox OP ,
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be_excellent_to_each_other ,
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Are you posting these links in reply to me because you think I am suggesting the homeless need to work harder?

Grayox OP ,
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No just resources, if you had that conversation with a coworker.

be_excellent_to_each_other ,
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Thanks, sorry for the misinterpretation!

Grayox OP ,
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All good!

FlyingSquid ,
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And “stop doing drugs” as if homeless people are the only drug users and the rich never use them.

DaCookeyMonsta ,

I’ve started getting angry when people declare that they refuse to give money to people begging because they’ll just use it on drugs. More because of how frequently it comes up.

They aren’t obliged to help anyone but just assuming every homeless person is a drug addict is so condescending.

And even if they were they are still a person and the money they beg for will is some part contribute to feeding them. You can’t subsist off of drugs.

I see the same people burn money on the dumbest shit but act like giving money to homeless people is a sin against God.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If a homeless person is going to use that money for drugs or alcohol, good. I would too if I was homeless and needed to forget it for a little while.

kungen ,

What about people who are homeless because of drugs and alcohol? Is it morally justified to be codependent?

TootSweet ,

You’ve got it backwards. Drug addiction is a symptom of unfulfilled needs, not so much the other way around. See this short video on the “Rat Park Experiment”.

No happy, fulfilled person is going to say one day “I think I’ll go be a heroin addict.” People who can’t get their basic needs fulfilled use drugs (and other addictive things) as a substitute for the fulfilling things they can’t access for other reasons.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Can you explain how never giving a homeless person any money will elevate them from their plight?

If not, then giving them money is, at worst, incidental and, at best, an improvement to their situation.

EmergMemeHologram ,

I don’t give money to homeless people anymore.

I used to work near a shelter and I’d get chased and harassed for money, I got threatened and yelled at regularly, and I got mugged once. Now being around the homeless makes me incredibly uneasy.

I donate to food banks and the shelters, but no way am I ever giving some unaccountable homeless person cash. If they want my help they can go through the proper channels, I know many won’t, but I don’t have the tools to find or help those people.

DaCookeyMonsta ,

And you’re not obliged to. There’s nothing immoral about not going out of your way to help people especially at risk to yourself.

While they are people and should be treated with dignity and not like animals, they are still people and like any stranger can be dangerous and unpredictable, especially in desperation.

Not to mention at least near where I live about a third of the homeless are mentally ill due to the state’s incapacity to care for such people.

EmergMemeHologram ,

It’s similar where I live.

I feel bad mainly supporting the shelters because there are a lot of stories about people who go in and get robbed or assaulted and they avoid them after. They tend to build camps which get perennially torn down by the city/cops. I wish there was a better way to help those people.

Zink ,

Assuming those other people are all bad or at the very least less than the good people?

Using that as a reason to not help people? And love sharing it?

Using the same money on dumb wasteful shit for yourself?

I think the people you’re running into are just run of the mill conservatives.

EmpathicVagrant ,

The only reason not to give food, clothing, or cash is because I’m already late for work or I have nothing to spare right now. I try to find something even if it’s just a smoke or something.

MxM111 ,

I seriously think that being drug use enabler is not a good thing. If you know that particular homeless person has drugs problem better buy him a sandwich or give warm clothes than give money.

pyromaster55 ,

Exactly that. Homelessness isn’t a social issue that needs to be solved, it’s the consequences of the unhomed’s poor choices and absolutely nothing else.

Arguing with willful ignorance is fucking exhausting, you literally can’t get them to see past their blind beliefs because most of them wear “you can’t change my mind” like a badge of honor.

pec ,

It is a social issue. People being incapable of taking care of themselves is inevitable. All civilizations had these issues. Families, churches and general generosity of neighbors have always been used to mitigate this.

Now with the wealth gap increasing and the individualistic philosophy in our society with not noticing and tending to these early on. We only notice once the person is a full blown junkie. Many needed help for a a short moment in life and could of become autonomous after, many are both permanently incapable of autonomy. Either way society have to deal with them. We have enough resources! For the price of just one of those opulent pick up we could probably shelter one person for 2-5 years.

toomanyjoints69 ,

They were mocking people who say that. -_-

Buelldozer ,
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it’s the consequences of the unhomed’s poor choices and absolutely nothing else.

Classical Liberal / Libertarian here and this is wrong. Life can be massively unfair / unkind and it’s not unusual for people, even ones who make solid choices, to end up in bad situations.

What so many of my Libertarian fellows seem to miss is that we’re allowed to have empathy. Do I want the Government taking my money to redistribute it? Absolutely not but that does not excuse us from acting on our own. In fact I’d argue we have MORE of an obligation for individual action to help those less fortunate.

Come at me.

lolcatnip ,

Not so much willful ignorance as backwards reasoning. They desperately want to believe the world is fair and they earned whatever success they’ve had in their lives, so they adopt beliefs that lead to those conclusions.

I struggled with it a lot in my 20s. If you’ve grown up with the idea that the world is basically a pretty decent place, it’s hard to accept how fucked up everything is, so there’s a natural tendency to try to explain away the things you learn about so you don’t have to confront the harsh reality directly.

motor_spirit ,

Luckily they unionized…

MrJameGumb , in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

It won’t stick together like that if you actually wait for the water to come to a proper boil before you add the pasta

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

A bit of oil helps too

Player2 ,

Oil that floats to the top of the water? Don’t see that helping much

underscore_ ,

All the oil is doing is helping the pan not boil over while on a high heat as it makes the formation of bubbles at the surface more difficult. So… it kind of helps because you can cook more easily at a high heat but yeah it does nothing for the pasta.

yata ,

And of course as long as your cooking pot is large enough and you are actually being present, then there shouldn’t be any risk of it boiling over and thus no need for any oil.

thegreatgarbo ,

I think your comment is the source of a lot of people’s problems with sticking pasta. If there pots aren’t big enough and stove not powerful enough, a large amount of pasta can cool the water enough to stop the boiling and the pasta will stick if not stirred.

erogenouswarzone ,
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It eventually gets absorbed by the pasta and makes it creamier. Unless you have too much water.

strax ,

yes, this is the answer! patience! a proper boil that stays boiling until the pasta is done. no sticking ever. salt and oil are never needed in the cooking water.

Godort ,

You should still be salting your water. It does nothing to prevent the pasta sticking, but it does make it taste better.

seitanic ,
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I thought it was a texture thing. Otherwise, you could just add some salt to your sauce.

aubertlone ,

It’s not the same effect. Then the sauce will be salted, and the pasta will maybe absorb some of that salt.

But, in my opinion, that’s an inelegant solution.

I personally do not want any more salt in the pasta sauce than what’s already in there. I do, however, want my pasta to take in a little salt from the water.

For those reasons, I add a little salt to my water as it’s boiling

Tyfud ,

It changes the way the pasta itself tastes, and is very different from adding it it the sauce.

bdonvr ,

Pasta water should be as salty as the sea, and it has nothing to do with sticking.

azulavoir ,

I’ll give you half as salty as the sea. not full hog

CubbyTustard ,

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  • Tvkan ,

    Sea water has a salinity of around 35g/kg.

    No one wants pasta water as salty as the sea - although unsalted water doesn’t sound much more appealing.

    lolcatnip , (edited )

    No one except everyone who wants their pasta to taste good. You need to add a ton of salt because most of it is going down the drain at the end.

    Edit: ok, I stand corrected.

    Tvkan ,
    Rambi ,

    What you just said is that you want to add in the range of 50-70g of salt depending on the size of your pan. That’s too much salt

    Player2 ,

    For fresh pasta yes, dried you don’t need as much salt

    Nacktmull , (edited )

    I read that quote regularly. Any clue who it originates from? I think it’s a romantic overstatement and does not hold as a general pasta rule. Salty pasta water is needed when you use a sauce or a pesto that has little salt in it. However, when using a particularly salty sauce or pesto, your end result can easily turn out too salty, if you put too much salt in the pasta water. When I make japanese miso-butter pasta for example, I don’t put any salt in the boiling water, because combined with the miso-butter, that would make the end result way too salty.

    seitanic ,
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    I use 2 tablespoons per pound of pasta.

    CubbyTustard ,

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  • Ageroth ,

    Seawater is two teaspoons salt per cup of water. That’s a little more than half a cup of salt per gallon of water. That is an unhealthy amount of salt.

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  • Bytemeister ,

    Damn, you guys are missing out.

    AdamHenry ,

    Knorr salt bullions sounds like a missed oppo.

    erogenouswarzone ,
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    Nooo. You need the perfect amount of water so it reabsorbs it’s own juices. Succulent Cannibalism.

    Skaryon ,

    I think all you really need is a Knorr chicken stock cube.

    MrJameGumb ,
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    For spaghetti? That kind of seems like a waste of a stock cube since most of that water is just going to get dumped at the end

    Skaryon ,

    It’s a meme. Supposed master chef Marco Pierre white was chilling for Knorr and made a video advocating this

    youtu.be/h2Ut1H659lU?si=6KnpQAYUg4ohy9wC

    MrJameGumb ,
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    Yeah, but he’s putting stock in the sauce not just throwing it into the water for boiling the pasta though

    RememberTheApollo_ ,

    For small portions that probably will work. Plenty of times I’ve put pasta in only to have it stick if I don’t stir a little in the first minute or two. There’s just not enough room for the boiling to agitate the pasta enough to prevent sticking.

    Sibbo , in O.O

    Schrödinger’s meme: both family friendly and horny at the same time

    AllonzeeLV , in Please stop the ride, I want off

    Please stop the ride, I want off

    “Good News, Everyone!”

    -Climate Change

    WolfhoundRO ,

    The Dacia Sandero!

    420blazeit69 , in Every third post on Lemmy

    “Why do people want to talk about stuff that affects their daily lives so damn much???”

    Erika3sis ,
    @Erika3sis@hexbear.net avatar

    I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

    downpunxx , (edited ) in Oh no starlink bad
    @downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

    Starlink is fucking fantastic, it's Elon Musk who's a sloppy Nazi cunt

    iforgotmyinstance ,

    True

    gramathy ,

    It does have some downsides (orbital clutter in particular) but conceptually I agree

    AlexWIWA ,

    Orbital pollution and atmosphere pollution from the launches. All to avoid laying some fiber :/

    Mobile_Audience ,

    I’d be ecstatic if ISPs laid more fiber where I live. But I’d be even happier if they laid any sort of internet cables at all to the outskirts of towns. Back where my family used to live (smaller town) there were plenty of houses on the outskirts of town that don’t have any internet unless they pay out the nose for satellite. It’s literally not worth the ISP’s money to lay any sort of cable out that way since there isn’t enough customer density for the amount of cable they’d need to lay.

    Tartas1995 ,

    Which is why it is the role of the government to handle that. Are there streets ? Why are there streets? They aren’t worth it, right? So how come there are streets? Government can force ISP to lay the cables. “You want to lay any cable in that city? Then lay all of the cable in the region” easy

    Mobile_Audience ,

    I wish. afaik in the USA, the major ISPs have been told by the government to expand internet coverage. Even got paid boatloads of money to do so. But the ISPs did jack diddly squat. So they got fined and that’s the end of the story as I know it.

    Tartas1995 ,

    Well… are streets private or public? Are you water pipes private or public? Just a little idea for public policy

    AlexWIWA ,

    The fun part is that the US tax payer already paid the ISPs to lay cable to those houses, but they just pocketed the money, didn’t lay the cable, and faced no consequences.

    Relo ,

    Isn’t capitalism great? 👍

    pascal ,

    Don’t use your Chinese propaganda for that.

    Almost every corner of Europe is capitalist as well, but they have better and faster (and sometimes even cheaper) internet than most of America.

    It’s not capitalism, it’s greed and bribery.

    Relo ,

    Don’t use your Chinese propaganda for that.

    Chinese propaganda? China is the most capitalistic countries of em all…

    It’s not capitalism, it’s greed and bribery.

    The government not building infrastructure and rather hand the task over to the private sector is not a problem of capitalism? Dude… It’s a prime example of downsides of capitalism and it goes hand in hand with greed and bribery. Don’t get me wrong because I think capitalism is a reality we live in and it has some upsides aswell.

    I live in Germany and we have very bad internet compared to some eastern European country’s. That’s because the conservative party decided in the 80s that our internet would have to use copper instead of fiber optic cables.

    20 years later we learned that decision was made because the private sector had huge interest in laying copper so they could sell cable TV.

    Zoboomafoo ,
    @Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

    Thats like saying wifi is just an excuse to avoid running some ethernet

    AlexWIWA ,

    Not really. My phone and laptop roam around the house, my house doesn’t roam around the street. My router also doesn’t need to be launched into space.

    outofemailaliases ,
    @outofemailaliases@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    i wish packet radio was fast enough that we could avoid isp’s altogether. not counting aredn since you need LOS to a nearby i-gate

    TheBurlapBandit ,

    I wonder if the launches produce more pollution overall than the facilities, trucks, excavators, and other equipment required to manufacture, lay, and maintain fiber.

    EulersBoiler ,

    It doesn’t really clutter orbits as they will deorbit unpowered in less than a decade.

    vrighter ,

    the fact that there has to be a shitton of them is the clutter. Deorbiting them after their service life doesn’t change the fact that at any one point there’s a fuckton of satellites up there, messing up astronomy. And this is just the first of what will probably be several constellations.

    Relo ,

    Yes but see…

    The users of starlink just pay for the costs Elon had to bring those satellites up there and keep them running.

    The global costs aka total costs on society will be payed by us all.

    Tar_alcaran ,

    Ehhhhhh.

    Starlink has a major problem in durability as a result of the low orbit (required for low latency), meaning it’s extremely expensive in upkeep.

    The satellites inability to talk to eachother, combined with the narrow transmission angle means the system scales very poorly and has numerous bottlenecks (both the satellite and the uplink station). Yes, Starlink is “working on it”, but the laser-link solution is very complex in terms of engineering.

    Starlink has some amazing usecases, but those usecases can’t possible cover the cost. It runs almost entirely on subsidies and venture capital.

    Apollo ,

    Sheeet, I never realised they can’t talk to one another.

    Martineski ,
    @Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Same, I thought that that’s what they do. I guess it was another of those melon idea talks about the future.

    Honytawk ,

    I think they were supposed to, kind of weird that they don’t already do so given that to fix the issue all the satellites need to be relaunched.

    ImplyingImplications , in It's just a waste of my time!

    I once had a chemistry professor who used to work as a senior drug researcher at a major pharmaceutical company. He often joked about how the company treated the monkeys used for testing far better than the PhDs. If a monkey suffered a negative reaction there was a major investigation. I’m incredibly surprised Musk can be killing monkeys left and right and hasn’t been thrown in jail.

    hedgehogging_the_bed ,

    The difference is that guy was working at a major pharmaceutical research firm with animal advocates and whistle-blowers and accrediting board all over them. Musk’s group is new and is still in the fucking around phase. As soon as they have to answer to any outside org, suddenly this will be a huge liability.

    pachrist ,

    We’re still in the ‘move fast, kill monkeys’ phase.

    So agile. Much lean.

    wintermute_oregon ,

    Here is a cnn article about it.

    Elon wasn’t really involved with it. A university was.

    amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/02/17/business/…/index.html

    thorbot ,

    You mean someone went onto the internet just to tell lies? on purpose?!

    Elric ,

    He could probably shoot somebody dead in Times Square and nothing would happen to him…

    jarfil ,

    But could he grab them by the… nevermind, if he can buy a horse, he can do anything.

    Oha , in I thought advertisements were supposed to be enticing...
    xusontha OP ,

    Yeah, the main reason I remember is they almost got sued over not disclosing it I think

    some_guy ,

    Of course they started with an existing platform to save time and money. When anyone else does it, it’s a smart way to save time and money. When anyone related to captain cheese ball does it, it’s because he’s cheap as shit. I wonder if the devs ever got paid.

    Rustmilian , (edited )
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

    They literally violated the AGPL license of Mastodon and thought they’d get away with it.
    Literally the only reason why we know it’s based on Mastodon is because of some smart redditor forcing a page crash exposing the Mastodon error message warranting further investigation.
    It wasn’t until they got called out and got a formal notification of the breach in terms that it got fixed; because if they didn’t with the 30days allotted time they would’ve been sued.

    QuazarOmega ,

    So they have a public repository now? I’d like to see that

    Bitrot ,
    @Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Repo, no. Although some people have made them.

    It’s a zip: opensource.truthsocial.com/mastodon-current.zip

    Tartas1995 ,

    Honestly it is hilarious to me that they rather make a zip file then a repo.

    QuazarOmega ,

    Ah yes, git as cloud storage, or GaCS for the business people.

    Actually, there isn’t even a repository stored in the zip because ✨ transparency ✨

    some_guy ,

    Backstory that I hadn’t known. Doesn’t surprise me one bit. Cheers to whoever proved the theft.

    dullbananas ,
    @dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar
    KIM_JONG ,

    Lol the posts are called Truths. Someone should start Fake Social where the posts are called Fakes. And you can Refake others Fakes.

    HiddenLayer5 ,

    They actually tried to hide that fact and even removed references to Mastodon in the UI until SF Conversancy threatened to sue them and permanently cut their license to it.

    Stalins_Spoon , in fixed cyberghost's "meme"
    @Stalins_Spoon@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Nothing more ‘socialist’ than supporting the current world order but with some welfare

    scbasteve7 ,

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  • WIIHAPPYFEW ,
    @WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net avatar

    I’ve seen Social Democracy get invented again at least five times in this thread

    Grimble ,

    They really cant explain it. For all the salt and effort, they still can never explain what exactly they want that’s so much more “leftist” than us.

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar
    Gelamzer ,
    @Gelamzer@hexbear.net avatar

    Name one example

    Tankiedesantski ,

    “I just want a bigger cut of super profits looted from the Global South! Is that too much to ask for?!”

    TheBlue22 ,

    Lemmygrad user detected

    Opinion discarded

    ReadFanon ,

    Neocolonialism in the streets, social welfare in the sheets. Social democracy is neither democratic nor social (except if we’re talking about socialising the rampant exploitation of the developing world, I guess?)

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