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Skullgrid , in Anybody else experience this?
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but biden said umm. i can’t tell the difference /s

umbrella , in Anybody else experience this?
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already happening

antsu , in Landsknecht Energy!!!

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some_guy , in I'm helping I promise!

We got CBD oil for our kitties to help them endure 4th of July fireworks. We tried giving it to them a day early to observe their reactions before everything got loud and scary. One of them scratched me so much (out of fear, not malice) that I quickly gave up. We’re gonna try sneaking it on some tuna tonight. The store was sold out of CBD treats, so hopefully this works.

riodoro1 , in I'm helping I promise!

But why? So they don’t scratch the furniture?

myliltoehurts ,

We trim our cats nails because when we don’t they keep getting stuck on things. They also just accept that being stuck is now their life without any complaint so sometimes it takes us hours to figure out one is now stuck to the sofa and just accepted it vs decided to sleep on the sofa.

flicker ,

This is my boy. He scratches all his posts, his scratchers, everything and is very good about it, but at a certain length he’ll do his usual routine where he’ll gently hook the edge of a blanket and lift it, and drop it to ask someone to tuck him in, and the blanket won’t drop.

He also might catch a claw on the sofa or something. Time to clip claws!

Timecircleline ,

I trim my cat’s nails because they fight sometimes and I don’t want anyone getting hurt. Also because I want them to be able to make biscuits on me if they want to without feeling like I’m getting stabbed.

Madblood ,

My cat’s claws will curl around until they are starting to dig into her toe pads.

BudgetBandit , in I'm helping I promise!

I have to make a confession:

The big one is just the best. Never uses his claws, not even when getting a bath to destroy the fur-monster of the shedding season. He uses it to pick up food tho. He doesn’t mind getting them clipped.

The little one’s a vocal bastard. But he also accepts, while being not amused and complaining all the tine, the clipping.

Timecircleline ,

That’s so good. My cats have similar dynamics. The big one, as we call her (despite weighing about 9 lbs), allows me to clip her nails in exchange for 1 (one) kiss upon her forehead per claw.

The small one (5 lbs) needs treats and breaks but puts up with it and me.

henrykang , in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

The basketball stars game has basic controls, but it’s not easy to win. Your goal is to score by shooting the ball into your opponent’s basket.

henrykang , in Awww yeah

For anyone who struggle to navigate unfamiliar areas or find their way around, mapquest driving directions is an excellent tool to have on hand. What is its usefulness? Not only does it show you the best route, but it also suggests restaurants, updates you on traffic, and more.

Evil_Shrubbery , in I'm helping I promise!

I like the top panel bcs it allows for proper play time, not some baby bs. Kinda like cats vs cats play.

Never needed to clip any cats claws so I can’t sympathise entirely, but I doubt I would have forced the issue if kitties were too against it (especially if the second time they would still be against it).

Sam_Bass , in I'm helping I promise!

get a scratching post dont be a scratching post

Thcdenton , in I'm helping I promise!

Whever my cat repeatedly does anything that pisses me off, I start blasting it with this.

Pringles , in I'm helping I promise!

I have 4 cats and I handle them all without getting scratched while trimming their nails. There is one cat that will bite the nail scissors, she is tricky to handle because of that. When she catches a finger between the nail scissors and her teeth, she bites full force and that does not make a pleasant experience. I tried burritoing her, but it’s just easier to have her on her back and using sleight of hand to distract her.

CyberMonkey404 , in Kallas family suffering under communist oppression

Oh no, the horror!

Annoyed_Crabby , in I'm helping I promise!

I didn’t have this issue with my 4 cat when i do that, i usually have them belly up on my lap, head facing me, and i trim it that way so their paw won’t be in an awkward possition. They will try to get away, but i’ll just grab them back and give em some head scritches to quiet them down. I sometime will grab their paw when giving them pat and ask “lets check your nail. can i trim this?” and then trim it. Usually they let me trim one or two before getting annoyed.

I did it like this on my sister’s cat as well, works just fine.

Mouselemming ,

“belly up on my lap” I’d be eviscerated trying to achieve this step with the cat I have now. All our previous cats were, well, pussycats about nail clipping compared to her. I finally had to resort to a dose of gabapentin, which barely slows her down but enables me to get one claw at a time over about 3 hours, with a toothy treat after every claw, and plenty of freedom and “da bee” playtime in between to tire her out.

xthexder , in Next stream going to do big numbers!
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I don’t get it… In what world is Jeff Bezos the one getting drops?

Is there some new crazy drama over on Twitch? Or is this meme just completely backwards?

NorthWestWind ,
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It’s /s

scrubbles ,
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You see it’s funny because… Ah nevermind

Faydaikin ,
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Twitch Interactive is an Amazon subsidiary.

Aside from that, I don’t know. I guess it’s supposed to be sarcasm.

LoamImprovement ,

That’s the joke. It’s (sarcastically) portraying Bezos as the one getting the raw end of the deal.

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