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Sequentialsilence , in Senior to Boss?

The other thing I always tell people is every year you don’t get a raise that’s at least equal to inflation you’re getting a pay cut. Finding a job that does cost of living increases every year is a huge benefit.

platypus_plumba ,

Isn’t this the norm? I’d quit if my company didn’t do this.

Sequentialsilence ,

Sadly no, my company does, but many companies see employees as resources, not assets.

Zink ,

Ugh. At the place I worked for a long time pre-covid, fairly often I heard the word “resource” being used in place of “human being.”

Can we put a resource on this problem? Who is the resource assigned to this? We won’t have an available resource until next month.

wrekone ,

My company generally gives yearly raises, and before 2020 they were usually pretty generous. The last few years though, they haven’t even come close to matching inflation.

Sequentialsilence ,

And you are getting a relative pay cut. Doing the same amount of work, but the money you take home doesn’t go as far.

CPMSP , in I LOVE jesus

I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!

Loaves and fishes bitches!

Tartas1995 , in Important distinction

I think the argument for moderation is the worst in the religious context.

Pascal was right about his Wager in one way. If god exists, it should change everything for you. Especially the christian one. Eternity in pain or pleasure outweighs everything.

If that is your reality, how is failing god moderation?

Seriously if you don’t want people to die from cancer at all, how is that not extermist?

Are reference point defines “moderation”? Look at us vs eu politics.

Even if you want to define moderation as the average or median position in a society, then Nazism can be moderation if you get enough Nazi together.

Wake up, my fellow extremist.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

In regards to the wager, the actual canonical depiction of Hell wasn’t eternal torture but instead not being allowed into God’s presence so, eh…

Miss me with turning into Fanta regardless

Tartas1995 ,

Which misses the point of my argument.

I don’t say you are wrong. But my point is strictly about what people believe and how these beliefs should be quite important and turn “moderation” to “extermism” from their pov.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Pascal’s wager doesn’t even attempt to make a philosophical argument for God’s existence, and it only works if you assume a singular god. Of course in this case it’s Christianity.

So let’s say someone agrees that it’s better to worship a god on the off chance they exist than to not do so and end up in hell, now what? Where do I go from here? You’ve opened up a can of worms because now I have to decide what the logical choice is (since PW only relies purely on logic) in which god to choose.

The “logical choice” only works when you have a singular alternative, but if you have a dozen different gods to choose from then everything falls apart. The only logical thing to do is to worship the god with the worst hell, on the off chance that they are the one true God. At least you spared yourself from that.

In the end though the wager essentially only sees/works with atheism and one religion, which is why it’s so flawed. The moment you introduce multiple religions to a coin toss logic scenario it fails to work.

Tartas1995 ,

You typed so much and understood so little.

I don’t think pascal’s wager works. Which is why I said, I said he is right about one thing which is the infinites reward fucking up everything. IF!!! there is a god, and he rewards and punishes you like pascal believed, then everything becomes irrelevant compared to it. Failing to follow god would be an extremist action. Unacceptable due to the unmeasurable damage it would cause. Think about it, in an atheistic world, a Terror Attack is bad, like really bad, but the damage is finite. In pascal’s world, disbelief has worse consequences. The harm is bigger, to a literally infinite amount. For pascal, your disbelief should be worse than bombing a Christian church while there is a service.

retrieval4558 ,

You are talking about different and compatible critiques of pascal’s wager, and your condescension at the beginning of the post is unwarranted because he is correct, just not talking about the same thing you are.

Gladaed ,

Your assumption is that religion wants you to suffer.

Religion, in my experience, wants you to be compassionate, accepting and give back to the community. This is not extreme.

Tartas1995 ,

Could you show me that assumption? I don’t see that assumption present in my comment. Please help me to understand your perspective. Thanks.

Gladaed ,

Most people talk about Religions people being fanaticists with a disregard for human wellbeing. (Outside of their religion) I associate this with the sects that emigrated to America due to prosecution in Europe and American New religons. (Amish, those Utah people etc., those wierd evangelicals(?))

Of course there are also good religious groups in America.

Tartas1995 ,

How is that related to my comment and how does that answer my request for clarification? I am sorry but this seem completely unrelated.

starman2112 , in Why am I the way I am 😭
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TWeaK ,

We need as much relevant oglaf as there are relevant xkcd’s.

Maultasche ,

For an Oglaf comic, that’s only slightly NSFW.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mainly gave that warning for the site as a whole tbh

weird_nugget , in But I can't sleep

This is why I’m sleep deprived

troglodytis , in This would work on me

Hey, are you a cigarette?

Maven OP ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Why? Because I’m smoking?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

You are what you… What you eat?

TheDarksteel94 ,

I’ve seen someone do that. A whole pack.

gsfraley ,

Haha thanks you too

troglodytis ,

Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt

troglodytis ,

Wait, no

Cause my butt is lit and I’m drooling on you

troglodytis ,

Wait Wait… No

Cause I’m objectifying you so much it’s life threatening, but it’s ok cause society normalized me

AVincentInSpace ,

Nailed it

Master ,

Because being around you gave me cancer.

SayJess ,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Bah gawd! That man has a family!

Darkenfolk ,

*had.

SnotFlickerman , in This would work on me
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pin worms dude.

Rampsquatch ,

Basic hygiene my dude.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Literally nobody’s ass is that clean.

cuchilloc ,

Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.

Cosmonauticus ,

Never thought I’d read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Sweetest thing I’ve read all day and it’s about eating ass

AVincentInSpace ,

genital sex

as opposed to…?

PopMyCop ,

Look, you must remember: ear sex isn’t real sex.

cuchilloc ,

Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .

Lmaydev ,

Exactly. Your butt should be clean. It’s really easy to clean your butt before hand. When I see these sort of comments I assume people are just gross and can’t imagine people having clean butts.

some_guy ,

Yeah, I’ve licked my share of ass. Only one ever wasn’t nice, so just stop. Has no one ever found a vagina or penis to be unclean after making oral contact? If so, you stop oral copulation. This seems pretty obvious to me.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, allow a career nurse’s assistant to chime in.

Having wiped and washed asses for not a living (seriously, the pay is bad) for twenty years, I can 100% guarantee you that it does not matter how much you wash the ass, if there are worms in the intestines, you still run the risk of sucking a few of them up while you’re hoovering the ass with your tongue.

And, even if you hose that thing down, the risk of bacterial transfer is non zero.

First, the ol’ brown eye is wrinkly as hell. Washing your own ass means you can’t see everything to be certain you got every last trace of fecal matter. That trace may be smaller than a pinhead, but when you’re tongue-punching the fart box, that pinhead is still going to get licked up.

Second, it isn’t like all the bacteria in the area magically disappear. Most people get so focused on the anus itself, they don’t remember to scrub the cheeks. Maybe you’re an exception to that, I dunno. But bacteria are fast spreading little bastards. Anything that’s even remotely close will be back in under an hour.

And, even with hot, running water and soap, you can’t guarantee 100% removal of all bacteria. Even with antimicrobial soaps and supplies, you’re washing your ass blind, and it’s wrinkly. So chances are that there are still small batches hiding in a wrinkle. A few minutes after drying off, and they’re enjoying the hot, moist goodness of a gluteal crease, having a bacteria party and reproducing like, well, bacteria.

All of that ignores that as soon as you fart the first time, some amount of bacteria are coming out. Even without that, the anal sphincters (yes, there’s multiple) aren’t exactly airtight. Something microscopic is more than small enough to creep out.

So, scrub away as much as you like, but anyone eating your ass is still coming in contact with some amount of intestinal content, including but not limited to, feces, e-coli, and any worm eggs or worms present.

Maven OP ,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

When I posted this meme I wasn’t expecting a lesson on anal hygiene but I appreciate it. Thank you for taking the time to write this. I appreciate you.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No worries :)

SendMePhotos , (edited )

More poo facts

Metz ,

This reads like the birth of an original lemmy copypasta

ThirdWorldOrder ,

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  • Maven OP ,
    @Maven@lemmy.world avatar

    The opposite actually. It was almost entirely a discussion on how it’s a bad idea.

    southsamurai ,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Feel free :)

    moistclump ,

    Generous

    Lmaydev ,

    Yeah but mouths are full of bacteria as well so I don’t see that as a good argument against.

    And who forgets to wash their cheeks? This is exactly what I was talking about.

    southsamurai ,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well, you’d be surprised how many people forget.

    As far as mouth bacteria goes, that is actually an argument against kissing. Plenty of pathogens are transferred that way. Colds, flus, mono, herpes, yeast/thrush, pretty much everything that can be transmitted by sneezes or coughs.

    However, the only pathogens that can go from mouth to ass and cause disease are the herps and warts. Neither of which can actually be destroyed by washing.

    So, you’re still at non-zero risk regardless of which ass is being eaten at any given moment, no matter how well you bathe.

    Hygiene simply isn’t the answer to whether or not to eat ass.

    Don’t get me wrong, if you like eating ass, gobble that shit up! Get your tongue in there and wreck that booty! Just don’t pretend that you can wash your ass enough to make it risk free. You could only eat ass in the shower, with running water going at all times, and your risk is still non-zero. Matter of fact, that won’t actually prevent any of the ass to mouth pathogens Herpes, warts, e-coli, and worms can absolutely transmit while in the shower with running water because as soon as you get your skin and mucous membranes in contact with their skin, you shelter the site from the water. With your tongue right on the anus, as small as the risk would be, it is still there.

    Seriously, porn actors get infections passed doing ass to mouth and eating ass. And they flush out the bowels as completely as possible. If anyone was going to be able to guarantee zero risk, it would be someone that had done multiple enemas and bathed as thoroughly ass possible. That’s still not zero-risk.

    Lmaydev ,

    That’s exactly my point. All the same arguments can be used against kissing. There’s always a risk of disease. All you can do is be as clean as possible and choose your partners wisely.

    southsamurai ,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Absolutely :)

    chrizzowski ,

    “gluteal crease” that’s a new one for me, well done.

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    Yeah but… Ass

    southsamurai ,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Butt… Ass

    SnotFlickerman , (edited )
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Thank you. I don’t understand why this is such a controversial opinion. It’s not like most people use barriers when eating ass.

    southsamurai ,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I mean, I do, though my wife isn’t a fan of it. Had exes that were, and I made it clear it wasn’t happening without a barrier. I had access to good latex shields cheap.

    Mind you, the job pretty much ruined any pleasure in eating ass for me. I’ll do it with a barrier, but it isn’t something I can get into. Tbh, I’m not a big fan of anal for the same reason. You wipe and wash enough of them, the erotic potential starts to fade.

    SnotFlickerman ,
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Hell yeah. I’m not into it either, but I am pro-folks-using-barriers if they are gonna!

    emptiestplace ,

    the erotic potential starts to fade.

    I’ve often wondered if this would be a problem in general for medical professionals… come home to your husband or wife and jesus fucking christ another body to take care of.

    Tristaniopsis ,

    One of the best written posts I’ve ever seen.

    pensivepangolin ,

    This is the type of high-brow conversation that keeps me on Lemmy.

    qwerty_bastard ,

    Now do vagina goop!

    southsamurai ,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I did, in a response to someone that asked a little earlier than you. Should be able to find it fairly quickly in my history

    ryannathans ,

    Now talk about the bacteria in a vagina and how we shouldn’t do any oral sex. Or how much bacteria is in a mouth.

    moistclump ,

    Wait what

    ryannathans ,

    Make sure you eat your pussy probiotics

    southsamurai ,
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Eh, the bacteria in vaginas, or more appropriately the vaginal flora since it isn’t just bacteria isn’t as bad as you’d think. That’s because, barring sexually transmitted pathogens, everything that’s in there is already on all of us, and in our mouths, already.

    Now, I’m not downplaying the possibilities of STD transmission. You can catch a handful of them via oral sex.

    But the stuff that’s in every vagina, everywhere, aren’t pathogens in the vagina, on the skin, or in the mouth. You’ve got your basic assortment of yeast, a handful of lactobacilli, and the trace of staph. You’ll sometimes have e-coli in the mix, but it can’t really compete in that environment, it gets killed off. Only the proximity of the anus keeps it there, and the amounts are unlikely to cause problems what with the need of a fairly decent “dose” to get past the oral flora and immune response.

    Simply put, if it isn’t an STD (and a fairly limited group of those), you don’t run into contagion via oral sex.

    STDs area not part of the discussion because they specifically transmit in that way, and aren’t in/on everyone the way the others are.

    However! You can run into issues where the exact balance of flora can be a problem. It isn’t unusual to get minor issues when playing with a new partner because the exact strains and proportions aren’t the same. That’s when you run into things like bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, thrush (which is just an oral yeast infection), or the occasional strep infection.

    So, with a new partner, if they aren’t going to be long term, you’d be a fool not you use a barrier of some kind. The likelihood of an imbalance is usually higher for the vagina being exposed to a mouth or sexual organs, but it can go both ways. So, if they aren’t going to me a regular partner, there’s no point I letting the imbalance occur in the first place. With someone you’ll be with for years, you might as well go without a barrier, be prepared for the imbalance to occur, and let your bodies’ flora mingle and find a new balance.

    Now, oral to oral contact, aka kissing, is actually similar. Our immune systems adapt to a small degree to whatever mix we have, and it takes something throwing the immune system out of order for something like thrush to set up shop. That is, until we get a load of some strange spit in our mouths. While it isn’t common, you can end up with issues after kissing someone new. Thrush is the usual one that will rise up until your own mix of yeast and lactobacilli kick foreign ass and/or the foreign strains find balance new.

    I have seen, or read about unusual things though. Obviously, strep and staph strains can cause problems in the throat and mouth. But, there’s this nasty little fucker called streptococcus mutans that is particularly good at wrecking enamel via acid production. It is aided in that by lactobacilli, of course.

    Sometimes, a foreign strain of the S mutans can set off a burst of tooth decay in a previously healthy set of teeth, even when good oral hygiene is practiced. The foreign version can, in those rare cases, slide by hygiene the same as your usual strain does, but the immune system takes a few weeks to address those leftovers, so you get some weakening of the enamel via the acid activity on hydroxyapatite. Well, I think that’s the right mineral, if any dentists or hygienists come along and I’m remembering wrong, please correct me.

    So, even kissing isn’t risk free. Unfortunately, unlike analingus, felatio, and cunnilingus, there aren’t any good barriers for kissing. Mouths just aren’t a good space to design a disposable barrier around. Also unfortunately, even immediate brushing and use of mouthwash isn’t going to guarantee you get all of the foreign strains.

    There’s a reason I advocate for the use of oral barriers during any “lingus” activity. If it isn’t a regular partner, you’re simply risking hassles. Doesn’t matter what body parts and genitalia are going to be in contact with each other, condoms and dental dams are cheap and easy to use.

    platypus_plumba ,

    People are disgusting as fuck.

    “Look, where shit comes out from, it looks delicious”

    1984 ,
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    I will never understand it either.

    zalgotext ,

    It’s an erogenous zone. There’s tons and tons of nerves down there. You’ll really never understand why that area is a pleasure center for some?

    1984 ,
    @1984@lemmy.today avatar

    Yeah but I will never touch it on another human because it’s disgusting.

    olutukko ,

    Kinks, my dude

    zalgotext ,

    You think it’s disgusting, which is fine. A bunch of other people don’t think it’s disgusting, which is also fine, as long as everyone consents, is safe about it, and understands the risks. Like, you know, every single risky activity that people do for fun/pleasure.

    ThirdWorldOrder ,

    Gotta get a Japanese toilet. Game changer.

    platypus_plumba ,

    A single fart is all it takes for the shit bacterias to be all over your cheeks.

    davel , in They are quite different.
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    If you don’t understand that anti-Zionism is antisemitic, then we’ll throw you in the hasbara gulag until you do, even though:

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    “The will of Israel is the will of all Jewish people and I will not hear arguments otherwise.”

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d20923e9-e961-4f96-a179-31ad6acedd2a.png

    OurToothbrush ,

    You did a typo i think

    davel ,
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    I don’t see a typo. Perhaps my satire was too convoluted for its own good.

    IndiBrony , in This is the master race...?
    @IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

    Found him. Rain Epler. He was environmental minister until 2021. He’s part of the conservative party.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9b21cfa5-23ef-40ae-9edc-5dc442405545.jpeg

    This is what he looked like in 2017 - a typical conservative type.

    nightwatch_admin ,

    I swear, those (almost-)extremist-rightwing tossers are some kind of clones, remember Donald Trump, Geert Wilders and Boris Johnson? This guy fits right in.

    haui_lemmy ,

    When I was underprivileged, uneducated youth, I got sucked into football hooligan/neo-nazi circles and actually met some „high ranking nationalist party members“. Two brothers, same haircut as this dude, 300 pounds, 30 yrs old and still living with their mommy in a smoke filled, dirty apartment with a giant swastika flag in the living room.

    Thats what got me out of fascist circles. I was so shocked that people looked up to these morons.

    This actually led to my belief that fascists actually mostly are uneducated and unloved people who get exploited by psychopaths. Those would one would need to take out (by legal means, naturally).

    Zuberi OP , in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro
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    Do 🍎 bots only downvote the emoji?

    Zuberi OP , in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Do Apple bots downvote only the word?

    1stTime4MeInMCU , in Obviously, supporting a New York real estate billionaire is anti-establishment for some reason

    I demand the government force this private company to provide me free speech.

    TimeSquirrel ,
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    Shit that makes you go https://i.imgur.com/rITNPGY.jpg

    uis ,
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    Buttons , in r/flashlight
    @Buttons@programming.dev avatar

    I get so aggravated by video games with weak flashlights. Like, we live in an age where my keychain flashlight can light up the nearest mountain.

    PP_BOY_ , in other toys
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    That attempt at fixing your typo is 10x more obvious than just letting it be would have been

    AlternatePersonMan ,

    I love it

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a mess lmao

    Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug ,

    I think it’s one of those things to purposely craft a point of engagement. Now you’ve made a comment about it

    CaptnNMorgan ,

    It’s so infuriating when they do this, especially for videos. Whenever I find a YouTuber that makes obvious mistakes that I want to correct, I just block them

    fin ,

    I’ve never thought that that way but that’s a cleaver take

    FQQD , (edited ) in You liar!
    @FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

    How can this be an estimation, and how is it so wrong? Doesn’t the program just have a hard-coded length? Or does the time vary based on clothing weight or something? This seems so utterly strange to me.

    Shard ,

    Seems to be a washing machine. 1600RPM spin dry.

    The problem occurs because there are 2 conditions that need to be fulfilled.

    1. Its programmed to spin at set RPM for 6 mins.
    2. Before it can initiate a full speed spin it needs to ensure the drum is balanced. If its off balanced it will damage the spin motor and other parts of the machine in short order. (reference old machines that sound like an earthquake during spin cycles). It will keep attempting to adjust the clothes by start-stopping so clothes can fall in place. Only when the vibrations are down to acceptable levels will the machine initiate a full speed spin dry. Machine will stay stuck at set spin time until condition 2 is fulfilled.

    The way to fix this is to open up the machine, untangle balled up clothes and allow the spin dry to resume.

    Landless2029 ,

    I find you get much more accurate estimates when you don’t overstuff the machine. You’re supposed to keep it 60-70% full to allow for proper agitation. Lots of people top it off.

    Cinner Bot ,

    If you read the instructions, on mine anyway, it says a full load is to the top of the basket without pressing down on any of the clothes. I always lay them around in a circular pattern to even out the level of clothes as I’m loading it. My fiancee used to shove as much as she could in there, and it would get off balance and wobble and shake the house. It took a lot of convincing but she finally believed me after I kept pointing out that’s probably why it was happening.

    Washing machines (mine anyway) wash by spinning back and forth in water with detergent, so if you stuff it full there’s not much room for any clothes to move and they don’t get very clean and will come out smelling like laundry detergent.

    Landless2029 ,

    Sounds like you have top load and not front load.

    I’m referring to front load machines.

    Ref: www.wash.com/…/front-load-max-fill-level.gif

    www.wash.com/…/clothes-not-getting-clean/

    camelbeard OP ,

    Very good reply, just one thing to add, it’s both a washer and dryer, we did a full wash dry cycle.

    red ,

    It’s even harder to estimate two separate things accurately. So many variables

    Kase ,

    Those are a thing? TIL, how cool!

    Modern_medicine_isnt ,

    Even worse… dryers often use a moisture sensor to determine when it is done. Load shifts, sensors gets more moisture, time goes up.

    Blackmist ,

    I assume it weighs it at the start and knows it’s dry when it weighs the same again.

    It doesn’t know what the material is. Some dry quicker than others.

    FQQD ,
    @FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

    That’s actually a very smart way to do that. Couldn’t have thought of that

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