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DrCake , in purrrfectly normal

A savings account? In this economy?

MimicJar ,

It’s just a label. No money. Labels are free.

chellewalker , in soak and jump hump
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I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn’t one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I’ll share an actual saying that people use around campus: “BYU I do.” Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.

RobertoOberto ,

Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.

Most “teen trends”, especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion “stories” based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.

It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend’s jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.

evranch ,

I never heard of the jelly bracelet thing, but now I’m thinking about how that sort of thing can be way stronger than it looks.

I have some TPU filament that’s stretchy enough to feel flimsy, but after I realized I somehow couldn’t snap it, it became kind of a strength challenge. The strongest guy I know couldn’t snap it, and he bent a 36" pipe wrench once. But then again, there weren’t sex acts on the line.

Meowoem ,

It’s a repression thing, they can’t face having sexual fantasies of their own so their mind tricks them into thinking they’re super interested in every news story about wild sex things - suddenly they’re up all night imagining wild and perverted things that are probably happening, but not because they like thinking about those things they reassure themselves, they’re a good moral person trying to protect civic morality…

Read interviews with satanic panic people, endless vivid details right out of an extreme romance novel. Tiktok human trafficking panic is another example, those videos with obviously made up warnings about sex rings and kidnapping methods - it’s all structured just like it’s porn equivalents.

Kase ,

Out of curiosity, did most of the people there actually follow the no sex rule? I know at some of the Christian colleges I’ve been to, there are lots of people who do have sex, they just have to be secretive enough about it. Of course, a good portion of kids at those colleges were just pressured to go there by their families, but aren’t that religious themselves. 🤷

I don’t know any Mormons, so idk if it’s remotely similar at a school like BYU.

andrew_bidlaw , in [Translated] How I spent summer. Essay.
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Translated meme picture could fly better, even if done by google lense. Thus it can be shared, as any meme needs in order to be. That’s their main quality.

For those confused, the joke’s about generic essays ex-soviet middleschoolers write when they start another year after a summer break. Meduza and Rain are banned news medias, rainbow is obvious, Memorial is a society for studying soviet repressions that was liquidated a year ago.

clay_pidgin ,

Thank you.

DessertStorms , in It do be like that
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This has made me realise that probably the only thing that costs me the same now as it did last year, is my weed. 💚

paddirn ,

“That’s what I love about these weed prices, man. Cost of living goes up, they stay the same price.”

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Alright alright alright

ultra ,

I don’t get why the Lemmy verse seems so pro-weed. It just fucks up your brain

Rhynoplaz , in mayo

That’s really not fair to mayonnaise.

linuxgator ,
@linuxgator@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. That’s more like Miracle Whip.

Trollivier ,

I concur

Kalothar , in Finally.

I feel like I watched history unfold with your two memes

Annoyed_Crabby , in History go brrrr

Second pic doesn’t even need a flag and it will still work perfectly lol. European conquest sure did a lot of damage to the rest of the world back then.

Doorbook ,

Back then is misleading, they actually try to keep their influence one way or another to exploit resources. If they can’t then they will pertend there were weapons of mass destruction.

CluckN , in No subversion of expectations here

The meme format requires the last two panels to be the same. Gru looking back at it adds a reaction to things not going as planned. Editing the last panel removes this crucial context.

Source: I have a full body Despicable Me tattoo that makes me look like a minion.

ramble81 , in Take that YouTube

This is a big reason Google wanted to push the whole “web integrity” thing. There would have been no way to use an adblocker after that and they would have won the blocking wars. It’s bad enough they’re gimping Chromium with Manifest v3, but they tried for it all.

only0218 ,

Welp They are still cooking it, for now only on android as to boil the frog slowly but it will come back.

glorious_albus , (edited )

Wait what are they doing on Android?

FrostyCaveman ,

Adding attestation crap to WebView

takeda ,

Adding that stuff to Android, so if you don’t have the genuine YouTube app the server won’t even serve you the videos. It is meant to kill things like ReVanced.

Kalkaline ,
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YouTube works fine in Firefox on Android with ublock origin

takeda ,

I was talked about AdNauseum. Unlike uBO it is not up to speed with YouTube changes.

only0218 ,

For now…

velox_vulnus , in Firefox reader view 🔛🔝

Let me guess, you read video subtitles on YouTube?

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Sometimes

But damn do more people need actual subtitles rather than the basic speech to text version, shit’s rough man

Aria ,

The speech to text is basically perfect, the problem is YouTube’s choice to have to presented in the awful way they do. If they just looked like regular subtitles, I’d leave them on.

Holzkohlen ,

Don’t you? I always watch movies and play games with subtitles as well. Granted, English isn’t my native language. I would not do that in my native language.

velox_vulnus ,

You missed my joke, but that’s okay, I’ll explain it, I guess. OP said that they don’t use uBlock and that people who use it are “virgins” (no offense taken). I made a dig on them, as to how they’re watching videos in Firefox’s reading mode - by reading the subtitles?

aodhsishaj , in Firefox reader view 🔛🔝

¿Por que no los dos?

ToeNailClippings , in Black Friday

I take screengrabs through the year of products I’m interested in and keep records. So I tend to see when they raise their prices in early November, only to drop it to just above the original price for their Black Friday “deals”.

Really there needs to be changes in consumer law to tackle this. We either lost a bunch of legal protection after Brexit, here in the UK, or the retailers realise they can get away with it. Amazon is really bad at this. So are the really big tech retailers.

diffcalculus ,

Camelcamelcamel

ToeNailClippings ,

I dont need it, tbh. I’m interested in so little, LOL!

Drusas ,

You don't need to use it as an add-on. You can go to the website and set up a price drop alert for whatever it is you're interested in.

ToeNailClippings ,

There’s about 20 things at most that I’ll monitor over the year, so its really not worth the effort.

Drusas ,

It's pretty quick and easy, but that's more than I've ever monitored in a year, so it would be more work for you than it has been for me.

ToeNailClippings ,

Like I said, its about 20 things max. Really not hard to keep track.

CeeBee ,

There’s maybe 4 things I buy a year on Amazon. I set the price watch, when it hits the price I want I chick the link and buy it.

Not sure why you would need to buy more things to make it worthwhile.

Patches ,

Does the price watch email work for you?

I have 2 Gmail accounts and I don’t know if Camel is broken, or Gmail filters them as spam. I never get any emails.

DroneRights , in This feels like a trap of some sort..

Police spending money on detectives, cybersecurity experts, tax analysts, wage theft investigations: ✋

Police spending money on weapons 👉

We need to get rid of the police and replace them with some sort of task force dedicated to solving crimes.

radioactiveradio ,

We need Batman.

IkarusHagen2 ,

Man, if only there was something called police to do it…

Your 3rd world country (usa) just needs a stricter personal gun law and better/centralized training for cops.

Your cops are on edge every time cuz everybody could point a dangerstick in their face just for a routine traffic stop.

No guns for private persons = less police shootings

DroneRights ,

I’m not from the USA, dipshit. Police don’t solve crimes here either.

StalinistTransition , in Inspired by reading everyday news

yall want a bright future but when people start actually fighting for one you show your colors as class betraying cowards

nephs ,

Why are you not in lemmygrad, comrade?

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  • RickyRigatoni ,
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    And now you’ve outed yourself for our blocklists. Good job.

    StalinistTransition ,

    Did the ‘Stalinist’ username not clue you in or did i have to point out the obvious to ya

    decisivelyhoodnoises ,
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    They want a bright future just for themselves. Not for the society as a whole

    tryptaminev ,

    that doesnt work though. Happyness consistently is highest in societies which have the strongest wealth distribution.

    ivanafterall , in You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

    atomicorange ,

    You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

    ivanafterall ,
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    Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.

    Resistentialism ,

    If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

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