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I_Has_A_Hat , in Shit would have gone down differently on the biggest continent, just sayin'.

the biggest continent

Asia?

deus ,

Eurafrasia

jernej ,

Isnt it afroeurasia?

homo_ignotus ,

we cannot agree on a name

can ,

Eurasiafrica?

Rambi ,

Asiatic-Afroeurope

Rambi ,

As an Afro-eurasian, yes it is Afro-eurasia.

Mr_nutter_butter , in Choose your vehicle
@Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve seen 4 rams around my town drivers all look the same, they’re all very clean, never seen it parked as they can’t fit it anywhere one guy did get stuck and laughed at in his big yellow truck by a lot of people last time I’ve seen him

SARGEx117 ,

I have an ancient tiny pickup (don’t get me started on EVs or how a van is better, I’m aware but poor and I don’t live/work in a city) and I’d say about 1-2 times a week when daily driving I’ll get mocked by someone with a giant, lifted, accent-lighted, chrome-trimmed, perfectly-unscathed monstrosity. Usually some form of homophoplbic slur to describe my vehicle choice.

I fill up for less than half the price, and I fit right next to most regular cars. I still park out in the empties because I don’t like being next to other vehicles, but I don’t have to.

Honestly I’d love an EV with a minivan size profile, truck clearance, and the enclosed rear is all cargo space. Literally all of my hobbies and work things would fit in it, and since I live on a hill in the middle of fields, I get a lot of wind and solar.

Of course, I’d love it even more if I could take a nap on a train with space for an equipment cart while I travel half an hour to work, but the next ice age will happen before passenger trains become that widespread.

Mr_nutter_butter ,
@Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

Proper working man’s pickups those unlike the new ones that have all this fancy shite that you wouldn’t want in a work vehicle

I’ve had people argue that all the fancy stuff is needed in a work vehicle

Omgpwnies ,

Out of all the recent innovations in trucks, the only ones I’d really consider useful is having 120V power plugs in the bed and reversing cameras. Neither is required, but they do make things much easier.

But also, I am far more likely to assume that someone driving a Tacoma or Ranger is using it to do work than I am someone driving a ‘full size’ pickup.

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

More evidence, if any was needed, that advertising works. The entire product is built on marketing a self-image to those who for whatever reason aren’t perceptive enough to see how they’ve been manipulated by the advertising industry.

I’m somewhat guilty of it myself when it comes to outdoors activities that I’m passionate about like climbing and hiking and backpacking and snowboarding. I know a lot of it is overpriced bullshit that I don’t actually need, but sometimes I’m like “here, just take my money, I must have that fancy new piece of gear or equipment!” At least I’m aware of it though.

captainlezbian ,

Nobody’s mad at someone using a reasonably sized pickup when they need the functionality. The goal is the least polluting vehicle you can reasonably get for your use case.

drktrts ,

i feel like if we applied this logic to most things, the world would be a better place…

LucyLastic ,

A Nissan e-NV200 is what you want … I’m in Spain, there’s a few about. They’re basic work vans, good amount of space in them, easily fixable, etc.

WhaleScenery ,

Also make superb camper vans if you aren’t too mad about the 150 mile range!

Tar_alcaran ,

That seems great for the “we go from fancy campground to fancy campground and stay for half a week” crowd, but most camper van owners are not in that group, right?

youstolemyname ,

The Nissan e-NV200 was expected to be available by 2017 for the NYC Taxi of Tomorrow fleet.[93] However, structural changes would be required to bring the e-NV200 into compliance with US Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards,[94] and the van never was released to the US market.

LucyLastic ,

Makes sense, European crash testing looks for different things and the e-NV200 was only ever passed as a commercial vehicle here so you couldn’t use one as a taxi.

They are well handy, it’s a shame.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Looks like GM rebadged it was a Chevy Express in 2014 and discontinued it in 2017.

Facebones ,

At least yours is actually useful for something 👍

joneskind , in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

My favorite facts about Halifax is that the first French people to get there starved to death the first year because they wouldn’t eat that weird vegetable the natives from the Mi’kmaq tribe gave them, because they didn’t like the taste. Turns out it was potatoes. Can you imagine that?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I can’t! Wow.

GratefullyGodless ,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

No French fries for them.

havid_dume ,

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

joneskind ,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

I do think some French dudes would have tried to at least boil and salt them. While it’s true Mi’kmaq people didn’t put salt in their food as they thought it was toxic, those French settlers couldn’t care less. Salt was used as a conservant pretty much everywhere in Europe, and Nova Scotia has very long coast line (meaning salt was abundant).

My guess is that our tastes changed a lot since then. And “French” fries wasn’t possible yet, because frying grease was too costly and rare.

Karyoplasma ,

Did you know that potatoes contain all essential amino acids? They are a really good base for your diet.

Holzkohlen ,

Sure, I don’t like them either. Now would I rather starve then eat potatoes? Can’t say until I’ve lived through it… well or don’t

SoyaSuki , in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
@SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml avatar

Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Yeah use a champagne bottle, they’re much stronger. Though make sure it’s uncorked.

hackris ,

Speaking from your friend’s experience amirite ;)

Mighty OP ,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I didn’t expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids

Resistentialism ,

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

KISSmyOS ,

If you wanna win this argument, you better link your source.

Resistentialism , (edited )

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

spoilerShe’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

rambling_lunatic ,

A glass bottle shattering inside of someone’s bum literally started a war.

CryptidBestiary , in But cat domesticated us

I find it funny that besides intellect, us humans possess the greatest power, which is petting. Petting allows us to be friends with most animals that would otherwise kill us

CodeGameEat ,

Idk, i feel like control over food supply might be a bigger factor on these friendships :p

angrystego ,

Food is a good reason. But I’m friends with several cats I don’t feed. Petting works!

Globulart ,

Cats didn’t domesticate themselves by being fed directly by humans. But humans still brought the food because humans bring rats and mice with them, cats stuck around for the greater volume of prey.

And the scritches, obviously.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pretty sure my cat would still kill me if he had the ability. He’ll be like “Give me pets. Scratch my belly. Now DIE!”

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

AFAIR it’s because the cat showing you their belly is not “scratch my belly” but rather “I’m not afraid of you so I show you my most fragile of bits”

Mesophar ,

This for sure. Next time your cat shows you their belly, scratch the back of their head or pet their back like you normally would and see if they react better.

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

My cat actually loves belly rubs, but I remember that little tidbit with other cats.

Mesophar ,

Some cats do like it! Depending on situation, mine do as well, but my roommates have a cat who will quickly flop over to show her belly if you pet her, but will act offended and give a warning bite if you try to pet her there

kamen ,

I don’t know about that… Try petting a bear.

OberonSwanson , in me_irl
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is that you, Bobby Hill?

saltesc ,

That would be Robert Hillebrand. I believe his father was King at the time.

Oiconomia OP ,

That painting ain’t right

LEONHART ,

Fiend! The purse you clutch is my own! I know you not!

Sir_Premiumhengst , in Text wrap

Laughs in LaTeX.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Laughs in more advanced Word/Libre skills.

Andrew15_5 ,

Laughs in Typst.

Dingleberry ,

Is latex better than Libre?

Sir_Premiumhengst ,

Depends on who you ask… LaTeX is a typesetting system that uses plain text commands to format and structure documents. Has a bit of a learning curve. It also (usually) does exactly what you ask it for.

Dingleberry ,

So, maybe not worth teaching the in laws, but could be adapted for personal use with some practice?

gornius ,

It’s a go to solution for scientific papers.

rainerloeten ,
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on what you wanna do. Also it’s a matter of preferences. For anything more complex than a simple letter or a table I’m using Latex. But although I love Latex, I must acknowledge that for some it’s not the right tool.

It has advantages and disadvantages as everything in life ;) Ask your favorite search engine or LLM what those are, I don’t feel qualified to elaborate on that.

bastian_5 , in Definetly.

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

SomeBoyo ,

This is a repost from a 1000 years ago.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

This was around the time the Memeluk Sultanate ruled Egypt, yeah?

MossyFeathers , in Bye Felicia
purahna ,
@purahna@lemmygrad.ml avatar

tankies are literally the ones who beat the Nazis though?

zombyreagan ,

Yup ol papa Joe beat Hitler all by himself with his hands tied behind his back. What’s that? Lend lease? Never heard of it.

0x2d ,
ButtDrugs ,

Ask the people under Nazi Occupation and then Soviet Occupation during and following the war which one they liked more. And that’s not to defend the Nazis, fuck all Nazis, but people preferred it to the Soviets, that’s how shitty they were.

Track_Shovel , in Dear bosses everywhere,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
Schnitzel_bub OP ,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s not a mint. This boss just hasn’t been taking his hard to swallow pills and is trying to delegate even that.

Devi ,

Could I get some of that 6 mil I made? No? Just the mint?

goddard_guryon ,

I see your encourageMint and raise you a stone

HurlingDurling ,

At least you can throw the rock back

Track_Shovel ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Relevant user name

I would paint ‘Fuck you and your rock’ on it before throwing it though their window

WillFord27 ,

Funnily enough I feel like the mint is more insulting, at least they had to pick out rocks

Catsrules ,

Oh, those mints are fun. Go in a dark room and bit them it makes a little “spark” in your mouth.

Adalast ,

I decided when I saw this that if a boss ever tries to hand me this I will hand it back and say “I am going to quit before I administer this to you rectally. Bye.” and walk out.

FARTYSHARTBLAST , in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

laughs in bicycle

Custoslibera OP ,

The bicycle is one of humans greatest achievements.

thepiguy ,

Certified best transport in the world!! Combining it with public bikes and busses/trams/trains allows me to go anywhere I want to.

Zealousideal_Fox900 ,

Hell yeah! Ride to the tram, park and then come back and ride home. Awesome.

RaoulDook ,

Except when it rains or snows

Peddlephile ,

Rain is no problem for me. It feels kind of liberating.

Snow… I’ve never ridden in snow. I propose dog sledding as a substitute.

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Bikes work just fine in rain or snow, you just need to be prepared for the weather.

RaoulDook ,

Haha you can keep that for yourself, I will pass on that.

I have rain gear to wear on my motorcycle too. It is capable of driving in the rain and snow, but I always prefer not to since I have a car.

Omega_Haxors , (edited ) in History

The genocide is still ongoing, they just don’t tell you about it. In Canada cops will flat out murder or disappear them right off the streets.

cyclohexane ,

I don’t doubt this at all, but any resources on this?

ZenFriedRice ,

I’m curious too

dlhextall ,

Here’s what I know of.

bane_killgrind ,

Between 2012 and 2016, the “Starlight tours” section of the Saskatoon Police Service’s English Wikipedia article was deleted several times. An internal investigation revealed that two of the edits originated from a computer within the police service

Remember to reference primary sources for this reason!

empireOfLove , in Pay up

$200 fine for TRYING to touch the wires. If they catch you.

IF you do make it all the way to the wires, it’s a self-solving problem.

moshtradamus666 ,

You are right but we are being silly though

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

They very well might just bill your next of kin about it. Or it will be taken out of estate value first.

If you're broke, die, and have no immediate family? You get out scot free.

netchami ,

The problem is not solved if you touch the wires. They have to get their money somehow.

SuckMyWang ,

Make sure your wallet is empty

XTornado ,

For the cleanup at least… But that’s what the family and friends are for no?

Shard ,

Theymake a claim against your estate.

RizzRustbolt , in Gotta love international shipping

Ah yes… the famous Indiana Ocean.

RogueAozame ,

I’m an idiot I read that as Indian ocean and thought somebody didn’t know it exists. No I just can’t read apparently.

droans ,

It’s a long trip from the Maumee to the Erie to the Hudson to the ocean.

Jimmycrackcrack , in Gotta love international shipping

It still says its in transit so I guess it’ll bob back up again any day now.

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