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erogenouswarzone , in Be there for your ladies
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

While we’re on the topic. Everybody needs to read a book about pleasuring their partners.

She comes first

Her guide to going down

I’m sure you can get more focused content for your particular situation if you looked for it, but don’t assume you know what You’re doing. Read and make the world a better place.

mycatiskai ,

The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus, is also a good one.

She comes first, second, third, fourth and fifth if my neck and her heart can take the strain.

TheFriendlyArtificer ,

Damn my spelling!

I’ve been trying to satisfy my spouse by learning stealthy puns in Proto-Indo European. So now I’m a cunning linguist.

Touching_Grass ,

Fuck her

NuMetalAlchemist ,

Ideally, yes.

socsa ,

But you don’t always have to fuck her hard

Brickhead92 ,

In fact, sometimes that’s not right to do.

bluefishcanteen ,

Sometimes you want to maaake some looove

7heo , (edited )

And fucking give her some smooches too…

Noodle07 ,

Right in the pussy

rjs001 ,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Gross

iforgotmyinstance , in Defediverse

Imagine thinking racism and child porn have arguments worth listening to. Just defed and forget they exist.

LesDeuxBonsYeux , in Credit to George Alexopoulos (GPrime85 on twitter) my absolute favorite right wing cartoonist

Oh this isn’t an ironic post ?

BlinkerFluid ,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

The fun part is that it’s both!

Why only have one fanbase when there’s two?

ProfessorZhu ,

Ah the Joe Rogan Avenue, that never goes wrong

BarrierWithAshes , in This goes against the natural order
@BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social avatar

Damn. He looks a bit like Louis Rossmann.

lichtmetzger ,

And as always, I hope you learned something.

DrWeevilJammer ,
@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml avatar

That dude is going to merge with his barcalounger one of these days and we will all end up watching a weirdly swole chair yelling about Apple, and I am totally here for that.

lichtmetzger ,

But the biggest question is: Will Oreo still sleep like a bum by then?

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XTornado ,

Has Louis Rossman dressed up as Vin Diesel on Halloween? We will never known

mrgreyeyes ,

The Fast and the Right to Repair

Ater , in Not the same thing, my dudes

If you look at things closely they look different than they do far away.

Very insightful.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lol. fair, but if it were a sea of flowers you’d see that in the aerial imagery too.

craftyindividual ,

You aren’t wrong good sir. Sometimes we get out the glowsticks and boombox and enjoy a little house on the prairie.

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craftyindividual ,

What magic is this?

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Wouldn’t that be because of the season? You’re not supposed to see flowers all year round. Also plants don’t cover everything evenly, you will have patches

MORTARS , in Just say no.
@MORTARS@lemmy.ml avatar

[INHALES]

Eat 1/3 of calories from protein (improves immune system, improves healing rate & mood, your blood has amino acid levels like sugar, respect them). Substitute simple sugars (2-10% thermogenic calorie loss in digestion which also correlates to low prebiotic value) for complex carbs (~30%). Eat more fiber. Just buy some dextrin it’s a lot cheaper than produce.

Eat potassium (spinach, cabbage, potatoes, milk, oranges, NOT bananas you’d need 12 daily) and iodine and a multivitamin (lacks both in USA) so you stop feeling a weird craving for food that never can be satisfied.

Tar_alcaran ,

former fatty here with a little addition: Also just eat less outside of your meals. Go diet in the supermarket by buying less, instead of dieting by not eating what have at home. You spend 20 minutes in the supermarket and multiple hours at home. It’s MUCH easier to be strong for 20 minutes than for 12 hours.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

That leaves a lot of time to swing by Wendy's!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

You underestimate how lazy I am.

DaCookeyMonsta ,

This used to work before doordash.

maltasoron ,

Yeah, it’s easy:

  • eat less
  • no fast food
  • no sugary shit
  • eat less
  • lots of fruit and vegetables
  • lots of water
  • eat less

That’s basically all there is to it if you’re not trying to get a six pack. It takes some time to get used to, but then your body will start figuring out things by itself (like '“I need more vitamins” and “I hate feeling bloated because of empty calories”).

Ataraxia ,

More veggies, less fruit, no high sugar fruit. Berries are good. Lots of leafy greens and fish.

Hildegarde , in They're not wrong...

Its almost as fast as firefox.

PraiseTheSoup ,

Wow so edgy

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

This thread has more drama than the opera.

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

nothing beats redditlemmitors

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

*lemmings

FTFY

Severed_Fate ,

These people behave like wild animals at a safari

BudgetBandit ,

Internet Explorer is not responding

MeltedManufacturing ,

In this hellish netscape I sure could use a good navigator.

moosetwin , in Jacque Fresco
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I mean wanting to not need money doesn’t mean that you don’t need money right now

TaleOfSam , in wHy DoN't YoU gO OuT mOrE?
@TaleOfSam@kbin.social avatar

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

CassowaryTom ,

Facts.

intelati ,

It’s called the yes and actually…

Any social function is basically improv right?

peopleproblems ,

I have found a new way to behave in social interactions

I should probably forget that idea before I try it

ThePinkUnicorn ,

Reminds me of the four yorkshire men sketch

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Quill7513 , in Some people we're destined to remain poor

Memecoin never written to be a functional currency becomes suddenly valuable after billionaire known for running pump and dumps hypes it up.

And that’s to say nothing of the fact that “investing” in currency is completely insane and should be treated as a likely scam

abc , in Remember me comrades!
@abc@hexbear.net avatar

begging you to read a book, any book.

Someonelol OP ,

That’s a bit harsh, I go through quite a few of them. Is it perhaps you want me to read a specific book?

abc ,
@abc@hexbear.net avatar

No I just want you to stop being a tankie - I heard reading can help so keep it up bud.

Someonelol OP ,

May you always have something interesting to read pal.

abc ,
@abc@hexbear.net avatar

May you not cower in fear the next time an unhoused person is in the same car as you during your 10 minute train ride, tankie. rat-salute

SphereofWreckening ,

They literally engaged in good faith asking what to read just for you to reply like a condescending twat.

You can’t even follow through on your original point, and you look like an insufferable idiot.

abc ,
@abc@hexbear.net avatar

If I was trying to push specific recommendations onto OP, I wouldn’t have said ‘begging you to read a book, any book’ in my original comment tankie.

SphereofWreckening , (edited )

You’re right: you were being a condescending asshole. And then OP replied in good faith, and you proceeded to look like a dumb condescending asshole with nothing to say. Great job.

RIP hexbear.

abc ,
@abc@hexbear.net avatar

I am begging you too to read a book, any book. In good faith I am recommending to you Shut Up, Stop Whining, and Get a Life by Larry Winget. Some people, not me, have called him the ‘Pitbull of Personal Development’ so you may get something out of the 272 pages. ISBN 9781118024515

TheLepidopterists , (edited )
@TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net avatar

Were they engaging in good faith when they posted this massive thread moaning about getting banned for “slight criticism of tankies communities” when it was actually for hating homeless people?

You don’t give someone infinite chances to engage in good faith while they keep moving the football like Lucy from Peanuts, fuck OP.

CompassInspector ,

Actually reading Marx or Lenin is a great way to cure yourself of the tankie brain rot.

pjhenry1216 , in No context

The people commenting with the context so others can understand it kind of highlights the absurdity of the original claim.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, but look at all the eNgAgEmEnT

Confuzzeled , in Kids.

I wanted to be a holy fool but I’m an atheist so fool it is.

WhatAmLemmy ,

When I grow up I’m going to bovine university; majoring in tik tok.

Nowyn ,

I played being a bureaucrat. I became woke moralist. Well, kind of.

smallerdemon , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left
@smallerdemon@lemmy.ml avatar

Wow, yeah, private markets solve all problems. Brilliant. Also, what’s Santa bringing you this year? I hope you got great eggs from the Easter bunny! Do you occasionally knock out a tooth to leave for the fairy?

Holyhandgrenade , in sigmaposting
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

This is basically the alt-right approach to debate. They don’t care about being right, they just want to own the libs.

Iusedtobeanadventurer ,

This.

I had someone the other day tell me the Tiananmen “tank man” incident never happened. We were discussing cognitive biases and she used this as an example of confirmation bias. But naturally she was arguing that anyone who didn’t share her world view suffered from confirmation bias.

When I said “the incident did happen and there’s photographic evidence” she told me "Google it there’s no photo "

Well, we googled it and there is, in fact, a photo. There’s more than one, actually.

I decided that presenting facts no longer was the point of the conversation when she shifted to the argument “that photo is known to be staged.”

🙄

bandario ,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It sounds like they got a bit confused. Tank man is real, but I’m reasonably sure he was not actually crushed by the tank which was the lie we were all told by our textbooks growing up, to bolster the “China bad” position held by the Western world.

gmtom ,

I’ve never seen it claimed he was cruched by the tanks?

I’ve seen it claimed the bodies of the student protestors were run over by the tanks repeatedly until they were mush and there is photos to support this.

But the story of tank man was that he stood in front of the tanks and they tried to go around him, but he moved in front of them again.

Also fuck off tankie

devils_advocate ,

One inaccuracy in a historical report allows detractors to call the whole thing a lie.

InputZero ,

I can’t think of it off the top of my head but I’m certain something like The Simpsons or Family Guy used it as a joke where they did get run over. I don’t think it’s claimed anywhere but it did become part of the story for some people. I can easily see how someone who doesn’t quite understand the situation, but is also sceptical to truth would think that.

Take someone who assumes he was run over, tell them ‘well actually he wasn’t, the perspective of the picture makes it look like he’s about to be.’ and some of those people will jump to the conclusion it was fake. Especially in the past 40 (?) Years where a lot of people get their history from TV.

Iusedtobeanadventurer ,

I think you’re right and she was confused but that sort of illustrates the point. If someone is arguing a fallacy that is easily proven a fallacy then it indicates to me that they are generally going to be an unreliable source of information.

akariii ,

the card says moops

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