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floofloof , in Almost a shitpost.

I hope that picture is some kind of toilet showroom and not a public toilet.

EmergMemeHologram ,

Is actually the Trial of the Toilets.

You have to use them all in sequence without your legs going numb or leaving to eat food.

Catsrules ,

Normally I would assume this is 100% sarcasm/a joke. But we are talking about Japan so I am only 90% sure it is a sarcasm/a joke.

aksdb ,

If it was real, the walls would be glass and there would be spectators.

zalgotext ,

There would be little openings under the bowls where people could stick their heads in

Agent641 ,

Its from a Japanese gameshow where you poop competitively. Sometimes they have celebrities charity episode.

fiat_lux , in lick🦎

As long as I don't have to mate with Tom Paris, it seems like a good trade.

univers3man ,

Risa is leaking.

jivemasta , in no window

Work at a dishwasher factory. We used to make a model with windows, they were really expensive parts, which meant that they were really expensive dishwashers for a feature that really isn’t useful.

It makes sense in a microwave or oven because you can check in and make sure it’s all good, or pull it out if it’s done. You can’t do that with a dishwasher, it just runs it’s course.

Plus all you could see in the thing was splashing soap water.

tocopherol ,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I saw this post and was all “yeah, where the hell is the dish window!” But then reading your comment, all these points are pretty obvious and make total sense ahah.

radioactiveradio ,

Don’t lie, I know there’s a man in there licking the dishes y’all tryna hide.

LillyPip ,

Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.

radioactiveradio ,

In the wall hole that suspiciously looks like a doorway.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s where the mouse lives. And it sleeps in a bed made out of a matchbox.

Jimmycrackcrack ,

This has me thinking, could I have a cheaper microwave with no window? I mean i guess the window has saved me a few times because of stuff getting over-nuked but I never even considered the idea of not having one.

nrezcm ,

One has to keep radio frequencies from leaking the other has to keep water from leaking. One of the two are much harder to do.

bitsplease ,

Also, it wouldn’t really look nice - a typical stainless steel dishwasher looks clean - a microwave and oven (hopefully) look clean and tidy through the window. But a windowed dishwasher? Half full of dirty dishes for most of the day, and even when the dishes are clean they won’t look neater than a plain stainless steel finish (or whatever finish you prefer)

kamen ,

Just curious, what’s the reason for these parts to be expensive? Is it that they have to be properly sealed (unlike an oven)?

56_ ,
@56_@lemmy.ml avatar

washing machines tho

Ineocla , in A great Collection 🥴

Fun fact : waterfox is a thing actually

pineapplelover ,

I knew it sounded familiar

radioactiveradio ,

So Is Airfox, but it isn’t based on Firefox.

Kerb , in choices
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

or just get a laserpointer

JPJones , in those ppl...
@JPJones@lemmy.one avatar

The only time I think about Reddit is when you degens bring it up. :|

KrapKake ,

True, I wish people would stop posting about Reddit and Twitter. I don’t care about those platforms.

Kengaro0 , in The old dilemma

Middle aged: Don’t bother upgrading, you know you won’t use it. Mediocre PC - No free time

virku ,

This really hit home. I have to play games I can squeeze a half an hour to an hour into every now and then now. No more online multiplayer stuff, more zelda and puzzlers.

Kengaro0 ,

And so many modern games take half an hour just to get through the intro. I don’t have time for that, I’ll just play PS2 era games again.

ZyQo ,
@ZyQo@lemmy.world avatar

I have a mITX tower i built in 2015. Feels very obsolete nowadays for games. Don’t have much time to play anymore after getting kids etc but I might just do like my friend and lease a gaming rig for two years then decide if I want to keep it and pay the remainder, return it no questions asked or lease another one.

$48 per month. Hmm

Rivalarrival , in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

I like to think there is a point where the average person would observe a certain level of bullshit and immediately escalate to extreme violence against their corporate overlords.

I’m not saying that this patent is my level. I’m not saying this patent is not my level.

InternetCitizen2 OP ,

I like to think there is a point where the average person would observe a certain level of bullshit and immediately escalate to extreme violence against their corporate overlords.

I hope so. Too much corporate apologia going around.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy ,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!? If they don’t get the profit they’re expecting, then they may not be able to afford that 6th home for their kids spring break! Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be for their kids? Have a heart you filthy peasant! Think of the children!

TigrisMorte ,

"Corporations Are People, My Friend!"

Taringano ,

Mc Donald’s!

themeatbridge ,

All evidence so far to the contrary.

jrwperformance , (edited ) in i think he could
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I have one of those giant hamster wheels for our cat. If you use the laser pointer and get her to chase it on the cat-wheel, when she tries to stop when at full speed, she goes all the way around and the wheel spits her out. Funny as hell. Then she goes back for more. Cat loves the wheel.

TheBenCommandments ,
@TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub avatar

We’re going to need a video of this now. Pay the cat tax.

deez_ballzzz ,
@deez_ballzzz@universeodon.com avatar

@TheBenCommandments @jrwperformance

Yeaaahhh a video. Pay the tax man. Hand over the video.

rustydomino , in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

As much as I appreciate Skeltor, the cat would have worked just as well.

Sharkwellington ,

The memes are the bottom are so incorrect that I have to imagine the creator was trolling.

lesnout27 , in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?
30p87 ,

*Fifth

Franzia ,

My second monitor has a Roku plugged into it. Somehow Roku is even less lonely than just watching a livestream in my browser. Idk, TV brain from being raised with cable.

flamingo_pinyata , in now that would be interesting.

Add reviews as well. Amazon style 1-5 stars with a comment.

EherVielleicht OP ,

Thx, good advise changed it.

TrippyFocus , in I did NOT have inner core!

This is normal apparently so not the end of the world.

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just humanity

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

*Electronics

Sivalente , in Does cyber-bullying work ?

AAAWH and she looks so sad now. Not cool at all guys.

naught ,

LET THE BIGOTS GAME 😭

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

AGAB (all g*mers are bigots)

spittingimage , in On culinary crimes
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

Blubber28 OP ,

I’m Dutch myself so nope, not assuming so XD

Nevertheless, as a European, it is my continental duty to shit on Americans, which is (partially) why I made the meme :P

Ejh3k ,

Hold the fucking phone bud. You can shit on America all you want, but don’t. Think you can shit on Americans all you want.

It was Americans that saved you all in ww2. We are mostly good and decent people.

But, I have never in my life seen raisins anywhere near Mac & cheese. I’ve never seen olives near it either.

Dontfearthereaper123 ,

Did you not realise the irony of making this comment?

Juvyn00b ,

They either full well do… or full well don’t. Either way, that’s entertaining!

Nythos ,

Why do uptight Americans always go straight for “we saved your arse in WWII” whenever they feel the slightest bit offended someone riffed their country a tiny bit.

Ejh3k ,

Oh? The greatest credible threat to the world? Not saying that dropping two nukes on the country that invaded and raped or killed uncountable numbers of people is heroic, but without us and the lend lease, Europe was fucking done for.

Also, none of us say arse.

Thirdly, we fucking did save your ass in ww2. Also in ww1. I’m literally never the ugly American in public, I’ve had Turkish taxi drivers in German ask me why I want to go to the American army base because I’m so not that person.

But give credit where it’s due.

HotDogFingies ,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Shut up, Grandpa. You're embarrassing me.

Ejh3k ,

You’re embarrassing yourself.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

May all your mac and cheese have raisins in it.

sock ,

ur funny

you saved nobodies ass and its EMBARRASSING youre taking ANY credit when you probably ask for help getting a milk jug out of the fridge.

you saved nobody. america now has saved nobody. soldiers arent heroes theyre people that want to survive stop glorifying the war and the us like we won a call of duty campaign. America wants its own people to die and they want to capitalize on it.

the military is for fuckn weirdos that like supporting oil tycoons and if youre forced to join then you have my utmost respect as that fucking sucks.

if ur gonna talk shit at least have something to back it up how many one arm pullups can you do, how longs ur planche, front lever etc? oh you cant do any of these things because youre a couch politician, soldier, and patriot i forgot. focus on something useful in your life. america doesn’t wanna suck your dick

Ejh3k ,

I was in my second week of basic training when 9/11 happened, so don’t give me shit about supporting oil companies.

I did my time. 15 months in baghdad in 03 and 04. Got hit with 13 IEDs, shot at nearly every day. You just don’t have a clue what you are talking about.

HotDogFingies ,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Getting shot at comes with the job you willingly signed up for.

Peaty ,

Yeah and the credit for WWII should be mostly given to the USSR.

HotDogFingies ,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Nationalism is a bitch.

namingthingsiseasy ,

Jokes aside, it was Canada that liberated the Netherlands. And they took in the Dutch royal family as well. en.wikipedia.org/…/Canada–Netherlands_relations?u…

It’s actually quite a beautiful story to read about, for those who are interested.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s why we named the quintessential canadian winter warming move after them, the dutch oven.

PlasmaDistortion ,

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  • ReluctantMuskrat ,

    I mean this is simply another reason us American carry guns

    HotDogFingies ,
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    I don't think most Americans need a reason.

    oozeling ,

    I don’t think Americans need a reason raisin.

    FTFY

    iegod ,

    o7

    canihasaccount ,

    Well, .world is definitely a US domain.

    /s

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