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otacon239 , in Has anyone tried pitching high speed rail to the 65+ crowd like this before?

This would have been so useful for Eddy

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Neato ,
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This was the video that led me to Eddy Burback. He's an excellent youtuber.

bela ,

He could have been sitting in the margaritaville dining car the entire ride!

gruf ,
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before I read the title I legitimately thought this was a reference to his video lol

starman2112 , in Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble
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I know it clearly works, and old people do definitely fall for it, but I’ll never understand how. What part of the script makes it sound reasonable that the IRS would want amazon gift cards instead of, you know, a cash transfer or something?

Kimjongtooill ,

They make it sound like they are only notifying you that you are about to be arrested. They don’t ask for payment and fake refuse the first offer if the mark offers. Then, when the madk is very worried they are about to go to jail, it is much easier for them to believe whatever because it’s harder to think when you are panicking. So something like “our payment system is down so we cant take payment with cards right now. You need to pay within 30 minutes or I can’t reverse it. I guess I can pay out of pocket, but you need to get me the equal amount of gift cards” or some shit like that.

_stranger_ ,

I’m convinced it’s because a shit load of old people have committed, and so far gotten away with, serious crimes at some point.

Random calls from “authority” decades later stun locks their brain in a memory loop.

Haui ,
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Thats equally dark and intriguing. Can you elaborate how you arrived at this conclusion? What serious crimes have you „believably“ heard of so far?

_stranger_ ,

Worked in a call center once connecting terminally Ill old people to nurses (a specialized aska nurse line essentially).

My job was just to call people who needed a call back and then hand them off to a nurse when they answered the phone. I’m talking like 15 seconds of phone time with these people on average.

The shit I heard in those 15 seconds was wild.

“Can’t talk, I’m on the other line with Jesus” was one of my favorite dark replies from a person with essentially terminal COPD.

But there were plenty of “I lived a bad life, I know why this is happening to me” type digressions.

Haui ,
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Jeez! Thats really something. I would still assume they just didn’t go to church enough and thought this was their reckoning or so. In any case, you have guts my friend. That would have ruined my mental health.

TheBat ,
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SolarNialamide ,

I used to hang out with hippies and artists and the age range is quite large there. There was this dude in his 70s who would casually talk about the time he helped get rid of a body after a murder acquaintances of his did in the 60s or 70s or something. He was actually put on trial and got convicted in the 80s when one the people who did the actual murder couldn’t live with the guilt and confessed but managed to get it overturned when he appealed and got acquitted, in part because they never found the body because like 5 years after they disposed of it they put a new highway right over it. Old people are fucking wild lol

starelfsc2 ,

along with other replies generally you become more gullible/less able to think of alternative explanations as you age, so even some “obvious” scams look legit

efstajas ,

Many real scams are not this obvious, plus a lot of old people are senile to some degree, which these scammers are exploiting. My grandma was contacted by “her bank” about verifying her identity, and after a few minutes of establishing a backstory they asked her for her debit card info including CVV. It all sounded very legit, and they even “transferred her to another department” with hold music and everything. Luckily, she didn’t fall for it.

hstde ,

Gullible, scared, lack of critical thinking, blindly following authorities, there are many reasons. It’s not only old people, thought.

Hardeehar ,

Don’t forget pathological problems like forgetfulness, dementia, and Alzheimer’s. Scammers have no qualms with stealing from people with disabilities.

DrM ,

It’s the amount of money that makes it worth it. If they are successfull the amount is usually something like $10,000-$30,000. If they are only successful once every 2000 calls thats still worth it. Now you would say 2000 calls with 50 people in a call center means they are only successful once every few days and you are totally correct. But you have to put this into consideration with what they are usually paid. If you work in IT for huge companies like Accenture or McKinsey you will earn around 8-10k if you are in upper management and 6-8k if you are a normal worker. That’s yearly. So every successful scam for these scam companies pays up to 5 peoples yearly salary

Honytawk ,

Scammers intentionally use typo’s to weed out the intelligent people.

They pry on the lowest denominators, since they know they can convince them of anything.

spauldo , in Just a good boy

Just keep telling yourself, “two Christmases and two birthdays” until greed washes away the pain.

Then try to be less of an asshole to your kids.

Pfnic ,

Except if your parents never end up divorcing and you just having to live with their bickering and one parent undermining the other with gaslighting. Fun times…

spauldo ,

“Stay together for the kids, we can make them as miserable as we are together!”

CADmonkey ,

Except when neither of the divorced parents has any money, and you get zero birthdays and zero Xmas, but a whole lot of yelling from both sides about how lucky you are and how “I don’t need to get you anything, that bitch/asshole of a mother/father will get something for you.”

It’s what my wife went through. But she is doing a great job as a mom and a wife because she made up her mind to be different than her parents. She also went from a size 20 to a size 8 over the past several years of constant effort but that’s another story.

match , in Broadcaster: I heard a rumor that he even has some hair left and those are his original teeth. Incredible.
@match@pawb.social avatar

yeah but sports is a human sacrifice pit

matchphoenix ,

The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).

The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.

RQG ,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Or you know. Curling. 🥌

ArianaGrande ,

I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

S_204 ,

You needed another beer…for balance.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Also horseback riding. The horse is doing the work.

girlfreddy , in This can't possibly go wrong

Easier to just throw a Coke out of a plane. 😏

Gnugit ,

Everything I know about honey badgers I learnt because of a bottle of coke.

Maultasche ,

You must be crazy

MrGerrit ,

Gods…

chrischryse ,

Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY

Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY

Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY

AZERTY ,

Please this hasn’t been funny in months. Just let it die already.

RTRedreovic ,
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Oof. That movie was one hell of ride.

illusoryMechanist ,

Which movie?

RTRedreovic ,
@RTRedreovic@lemmygrad.ml avatar

“The Gods Must be Crazy”

WtfEvenIsExistence , in Defediverse

“You should try to understand the other side”

The other side: “HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP JEWISH SPACE LASER CLIMATE HOAX DEMOCRAT RIGGED ELECTION DEEP STATE ILLUMINATI FLAT EARTH NASA NASA FAKE MOON”

No thanks lol

GBU_28 ,

I want my experience to be free of that shit, as well as “look at this cute picture of Stalin being a silly boy, hehe”

rjs001 ,
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Go back to your Fox News

Zuberi ,
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This post is about leftism not conservatism

ChronosWing ,

Far left and far right on a venn diagram is a circle.

Zuberi ,
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Your “far right” in the states’ is both parties. Dems are not true leftists obviously.

ChronosWing ,

You couldn’t be more wrong.

Zuberi ,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do you consider yourself a dem? Then you are a lib and not a leftist. It’s okay to be confused here <3

yaminoEXE ,

You mean Auth left and Auth right. Far left and far right have nothing in common.

rjs001 ,
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

That’s the most laughable thing I have read today

Jakeroxs ,

This is what the nazis want you to believe lmao

randint ,

laptop?

BitPirate ,
randint ,

Ah I see, thanks.

meldroc ,

I think we understand the other side just fine. They’re a combination of malignant narcissists and complete idiots.

TheBlue22 , in Credit to George Alexopoulos (GPrime85 on twitter) my absolute favorite right wing cartoonist

Does he believe this? Does ANYONE belive this?

To think people like these can vote

NotSpez ,

They not only can, but they will. Underlining the importance of anyone who sees this as obvious idiocy to vote as well.

phoenixz ,

They live in an echo chamber where everyone repeats the same nonsense, so yeah, I think loads of them believe it.

Pinklink ,

For educational purposes, go watch Fox News for an hour (WARNING: more than 90 minutes can cause brain damage). I absolutely guarantee you will hear the same phrase, with the same wording, 20-200 times (sometimes they are more emphatic depending on the subject) within that hour. If you repeat it enough times, some people will take it as hard fact.

phoenixz ,

Yeah, unfortunately know about fox news

mindbleach ,

It’s possible he thinks this is what would have to be true, for criticism of Christianity to make sense.

But it’s more likely he recognizes this is absurd, and targeted at his outgroup, and… end of thought process.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

There’s this weird thing where these people fantasize about the debauchery that liberals are doing.

It’s basically a fetish for them.

WhyIDie , in Most refreshing shower of my life 😫

the cold version of spicy

collegefurtrader ,

Some call it minty

intelati ,

But also fresh somehow

imgonnatrythis , in Zillow listings be like

It’s incredible how many people waste time walking in many situations where you could just fall.

Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
@Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website avatar

This should be in one of those grindset tip videos.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

Life hack: never walk when you can use gravity to get there faster.

Zerush , in The sneaking suspicion that I'm being robbed
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PP_BOY_ , in Racism
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What about that placement makes it cool without socks exactly? It’s just a shitty ankle tat, nothing special about the placement other than the fact that you can tell they only got it there because it would be easy to cover up

Xmaximus10 , (edited )

Maybe it symbolises them changing their ways after being racist in the past, hence throwing it away? I can’t say it looks particularly great but it could mean more to the person themselves. Just speculation

edit: coming back I realise you are focusing on the placement, so apologies if my reply is out of place. Though I’m going to leave the comment anyway

PP_BOY_ ,
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Reminds me of when I used to go to punk shows and seeing everyone with anti-nazi badges that had a swastika crossed out but in the dark it just looked like a normal swastika

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG!!

whygohomie ,

It bothers me that the representation of the trash is larger than the opening of the waste bin.

FrostyCaveman ,

We’re gonna need a bigger bin

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

It would be easily covered up by a semi truck.

cynetri , in Remember me comrades!
@cynetri@midwest.social avatar

are these “tankies” in the room with us right now?

Tankiedesantski ,

Uhhh this is awkward.

Alaskaball ,
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tanks for nothin'side-eye-1side-eye-2

Franzia ,

Not anymore they aren’t.

nohaybanda ,
ThePac , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

How anybody flies without noise-canceling headphones these days is beyond me.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

I just had a 9 hour flight where both bathrooms were plugged and aisles were completely covered in puke because this kid got so sick, and refused to throw up into a bag. Every time he got sick he ran from his mom and threw up somewhere else on the plane

Left flight with puke on my backpack and shoes. Whole back of the plane was vomiting throughout the flight due to the smell. Nobody could use the bathrooms for the last 3 hours of the flight

My noise cancelling headphones were not effective

VikingHippie ,

Should have gotten Bose.

bronxasaur ,

Literal nightmare fuel

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah I’ve always had pre flight anxiety, all the “what ifs” going through my head

I actually didn’t think it could ever be so bad. Forever scared to fly ever again…

Randomocity ,

Really though this is probably the worst experience you’ll ever have on a plane.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Dude. How did the fucking marshals not step in? Allowing anyone, child or not, to repeatedly spread bio hazard on other passengers is not ok. One time? Fine, kids are gross and things happen. Repeatedly? That kid is a terrorist.

familyfriendly ,
@familyfriendly@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not but not everyone is from the US. Flight marshals are mainly a US thing

Duxon ,

Recalibrate your irony sensors.

rab , (edited )
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Canada to Germany flight. Not much can be done while you are flying over Greenland.

The kid was mentally ill. I blame the mother. She tried to wash a blanket or something in the sink, clogging the entire plane. People were pissing into bottles

Surprised this didn’t make the news really. It barely sounds like a true story

Colour_me_triggered ,

Lol I’d have paid good money to see that.

AeroLemming ,

See and NOT smell.

Also, blur the footage a bit please.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah I know it barely even sounds like a true story, but it really happened

Vancouver to Frankfurt via condor, Aug 3.

Anyone here remember the scene from team America where he vomits endlessly? It was sort of like this. The kid probably lost 50 lbs that flight

bermuda ,

I’m taller than average so it already sucks but last year I had three flights IN A ROW where I got placed behind somebody who was obsessed with leaning back in their seat. Like they’d lean back as much as the seat would let them which was already painful but then they’d try and push it more and more and jump back into the seat which was only hurting my knees more. One was 6 hours and I literally could not sleep 1 second because of the pain. three DIFFERENT people did this! Noise cancelling headphones did not help.

electrogamerman ,

Im gagging just thinking about it. Ok, i will forever bring a facemask plus aromatic salts with me everytime i do an intercontinental flight!

Tankiedesantski ,

In business class, no less. Like come in you rich dorks, you have no excuse to be prepared for this shit.

original_ish_name ,

Overpriced. And then you need them for every member of the family :)

And they also might not work well enough

JackBruh ,

Yeah anything below the ultra premium ones barely work as wanted.

oregoncom ,
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Or just suck it up and be and adult instead of complaining about literal babies 24/7. Go back to r/childfree

Krachsterben ,

They’re good at cancelling out deep grumbling noises but purposely let through high tones so users can hear fire / safety alarms ringing. Unfortunately baby’s screaming is more similar to the latter and cuts right through to your ears

Malfeasant ,

It still takes the edge off… I have two little sirens myself.

turkalino ,
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noise-cancelling headphones don’t help with crying babies unfortunately, just hums & buzzes like the engines, HVAC system, etc.

ThePac ,

I kind of assume people are listening to music or something with the headphones on. That does a good enough job to drown out all sounds for me. If you just put on noise-canceling headphones, turn them on, then don’t play anything… yeah… not going to be super effective at filtering out crying babies.

CraigeryTheKid , in Steve's latest Facebook post

There’s no way Steve knew or intended this would blow up the way it did. After Steve’s original 45 min video, the situation was still “recoverable” at LMG.

Then Linus dug in not once, but twice, and then the Madison post.

Has Steve said anything else recently? Hopefully he kinda backs off, honestly. It’s gone way beyond the original scope of his video.

frozen ,
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He said in his follow-up video that there would be no more follow-ups. So we’ll see.

GitProphet ,

He might back off if they adressed his arguments, but they didn’t (yet, hopefully).

XEAL OP ,

I wasn’t expecting an analysis of the situation on a memes sub…

CraigeryTheKid ,

it’s when I thought of it, and decided to just type it out!

worfamerryman ,

Can I get a tldr? I’m really out of the loop on this.

I read Madison’s post, but I’m not sure what’s going on with Linus other than that.

andrewrgross ,

I too like this explained to me.

ken27238 ,
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They have reviewed a GPU cooler from a company incorrectly, said it was trash and don’t buy it, refused to do the review correctly and then sold the prototype cooler at auction when they agreed to return it.

GN called them out on that and their massive QC problems, crunch and ethics.

Halosheep ,

Gamer’s Nexus calls out LTT for some major oversights and failures, then the internet hate machine bandwagons on top and blows everything into a massive issue.

So many people are so worked up for something so incredibly insignificant.

db2 ,

Sexual assault isn’t insignificant though.

ken27238 ,
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Did you watch any of the videos? Linus straight up lied about reimbursing them. They didn’t reach out to them until after the first GN video was released.

altima_neo ,
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He said on his news recap video that they’re not going to address the lmg issue after seeing Linus’s forum response. So I think he’s gonna leave it at that.

wesker , in I just need to mark a notification read 😅
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

tries to fingerprint unlock with sweaty hands

Phone: I’VE NEVER MET THIS MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE

Sharpiemarker ,

Too accurate

Bye ,

Faceid while wearing a hat or covering my chin or with half my face covered by a pillow:

“Who is this imposter”

Grass ,

I have my same finger scanned in 3 times dry and 5 times in varying degrees of wetness. Also two in pruny state. It mostly works. It’s a pixel 7a which has a shit finger reader so you may be able to get away with one of each.

Edit. Just in case I’ll clarify that the system thinks I registered 10 fingerprints but it’s all my thumb.

radau ,

I know what I’m doing when I get my 4th RMAd Pixel 5A back lol

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Straight up I tried finger print unlock for less than a week before I cut the finger I used to unlock my phone so I had to change it.

Also a related unfun fact, you can be forced by the police to give biometrics but not information you know.‡ So having your devices lock via biometrics means that law enforcement can force you to unlock your devices.

‡ This applies to the US, I’m not sure if it applies elsewhere. IANAL YMMV

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

That’s a legit security tip. To expound upon it, phones that support storage encryption are typically decrypted the first time you enter your password after powering on. So if you’re travelling by air, stopped by cops, etc, you should consider powering down your phone.

kbotc ,

If you ever feel like you’re about to deal with a cop on your iPhone, mash the side button. 5x on the side button forces it into “ask for a passcode” mode. It’s emergency mode, but emergency mode forces you to out in a passcode to do anything other than show medical ID, turn off the phone (still trackable), or dial emergency services.

lickmysword ,

Yo I had no idea this is also on the pixel 4a thanks for pointing it out!

burningmatches ,

Puts on sunglasses

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