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criitz , in Ice cream sandwich has some funny ad reads

Acerola has cat videos on the side while he talks about his sponsor. I have sat thru it to watch the kitty.

kwomp2 , in Israel's Perfect Match

If you seek emancipation of anyone or anything by critique, you should read up what others wrote down, that had or have the same goal.

Otherwise your are individualistically and egoistically sabotaging the very project you want to contribute to.

Saying the most edgy thing to feel yourself “being on the right side” will not do good to anyone except yourself.

jupito , (edited )
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@kwomp2 @Confidant6198
How would it do any good to oneself? (I like the image btw)

shininghero , in Ice cream sandwich has some funny ad reads
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The sponsor segments in GrayStillPlays’ videos are the only ones I remember, mostly because he ran the sponsor merch over with a lawnmower.

samus12345 , in The original processor
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The original processor would be far smaller and simpler. It took millions of years of evolution before that one showed up.

unmagical , in The original processor

Why would robots make robots in child form?

Hux ,

Maybe it’s a Grow-bot…

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Same reason I made a child

Incredible foolishness

can ,

I suspect that’s how we all came into this world.

lauha ,

One molecule 3.7 billion years ago found out how to replicate and it’s been down hill ever since.

Viking_Hippie ,
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Tight space requirements.

The childbots yearn for the tubes.

DarkCloud ,

Could just be a compact model, the big one could just be stupidly pointing out the obvious to a far more advanced compact model that’s just given a lecture on the history of robotic processors.

The compact advanced model might just be about to say “Very good, I’m glad you were listening”.

giantfloppycock ,

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Viking_Hippie ,

Title of your autobiography.

TheOakTree ,

I like to imagine that the childbots are made in the image of the parentbots, and the childbots eventually are tasked with picking out preferred larger parts as a growing rite.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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If they’re calling a brain their original processor, these robots could be a result of successful transhumanism rather than conventional robots, ie, they could be humans that have made themselves into robots, rather than robots built for some specific purpose. In that case, they might create child robots and grow them over time to reproduce, just because they find that mode of reproduction familiar and wish to continue it.

yesman ,

Almost as interesting as a robot who builds a museum.

Viking_Hippie ,

Small hands. Good for thievin’, as the Ravagers say.

umbrella , in Got Played
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hehe

pH3ra , in Got Played
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You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

solarvector , in The original processor

Predates the 8086, truly a marvel of the transition point of biological to mechanical engineering.

unreachable ,
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next iteration, the borg, biomech engineering

https://lemmy.id/pictrs/image/228820d3-cfb5-4ce4-85ed-61d6254227c4.gif

EldritchFeminity ,

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved. For the Machine is immortal.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Israel doesn't have the right to exist

That’s an antisemitic statement.

DmMacniel ,

No this one would be anti-zionistic.

zloubida ,
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Denying the Jews the right to self-determination that all other peoples have is antisemitic.

Israel is a criminal state that should be stopped. But we can do that, we should do that, without antisemitism.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Denying the Jews the right to self-determination that all other peoples have is antisemitic.

Palestine doesn’t have that right right now, and that is because of Israel.

How do you think that should be righted?

zloubida ,
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The goal should be the two states solution. It won’t be possible if there isn’t a strong international pressure on Israel. Again, Israel is a criminal state and should be treated as such. So is Russia, and nobody publishes memes on how Russia has no right to exist.

DmMacniel ,

We have seen how well the two states solution worked in the last 50 years.

zloubida ,
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I never saw a strong international pressure to make Israel comply.

Confidant6198 OP ,

There has always been a strong international pressure against it. But the USA always vetos any resolution against Israel. The USA controls the UN.

meekah ,
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I agree two states are probably the most realistic solution to the current situation. But I don’t think Israel should have been established by colonial powers in the first place.

Cowbee ,
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Nobody is suggesting that, people are arguing in favor of dismantling a fascist ethno-state.

zloubida ,
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It would be replaced by what?

Cowbee ,
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A single state solution over Palestine and former Israel, with equal citizenship.

zloubida ,
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Thus you’re denying the right of self determination for the Jew people. QED.

Cowbee ,
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How?

zloubida ,
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If the Jew people of Palestine want the independence, who are we to deny it? The only moral solution in this case is the two states solution.

Cowbee ,
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Ethnostates are bad, and right now we have a fascist ethno state destroying people.

zloubida ,
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Israel is a lot of things, but not an ethnostate. Falashas and Sefardim aren’t white, and they’re recognized as citizens as much as Ashkenazim, at least legally (there is racism between Jews in Israel too, but it’s the case everywhere).

I don’t understand why Israel is the only criminal State in the world that progressive people want totally destroyed. Russia, Iran, Syria, … are imperialist criminal states too, and progressive people “only” want their government changed. I want the fascist government of Israel overthrown, but I have no right to call for the destruction of the country itself. The only difference is Judaism.

Cowbee ,
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Israel is an ethno-state centered around Jewish identity. That is the literal entire point.

Israel is not the only fascist state that should he totally destroyed, of course others should be. The US is probably the biggest cause of conflict and exploitation worldwide.

andrewrgross ,

I think you could argue this before the passage of the Nation State Law of 2018. But now it’s enshrined in law that the state exists to privilege Jews specifically and selectively. That’s really putting it all in black and white.

Also I get asked about why I didn’t criticize China or Russia or Iran etc, and the reasons are simple:

  1. I do
  2. my tax dollars didn’t support their misdeeds and
  3. I’m Jewish, so I have a huge investment in Israel’s actions. They insist that I be judged by their actions, so now I have to get involved. Also, I actually like Israel. I’d like it to be a liberal, multi ethnic democracy and not just another Middle Eastern martial theocracy with a Jewish twist.
zloubida ,
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I think you didn’t understood me. I’m criticizing Israel. It’s a criminal state.I just say that to criticize Israel and saying that Israel.shouldn’t exist are two different things.

andrewrgross ,

Oh, I see. Thank you for the clarification.

Confidant6198 OP ,

Israel literally sterilizes black Jews. They are a white supremacy state.

andrewrgross ,

Hold on a sec: self determination is always within the context of recognizing the right of self determination of other groups and the basic human rights of everyone involved.

Also, Israel already has millions of Palestinian citizens. And all of these people deserve a say in what the resulting arrangement looks like.

A two state solution is one possibility, but there is no strict requirement that it is the only or best way to serve the needs of those involved.

zloubida ,
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A two state solution is one possibility, but there is no strict requirement that it is the only or best way to serve the needs of those involved.

It’s true. But it’s not for us to decide.

Confidant6198 OP ,

“Self determination” to oppress others lmao. Fascism is not self determination.

zloubida ,
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Israel is a country. Fascism is a type of government.

You can want the end of the fascist government without wanting the end of the country.

Confidant6198 OP ,

Israel is a fascist settler colonial apartheid regime. Israel is an ethno religious state. Israel must be destroyed like yesterday! That land belong to the Palestinians! Free Palestine! Fuck Israel!

meekah ,
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Not really. It doesn’t deny Jews the right to exist, just the Jewish ethno state that was established by colonial powers.

xilona , (edited ) in Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

What a shitpost! Fuck whomever you want! Nobody gives a damn fuck…

Let the downvotes begin!

wonderfulvoltaire ,
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Based

areyouevenreal ,

This sounds kinda rapey

JoeTheSane , in Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

Pansexuals, represent!

unreachable , in Got Played
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gex , in Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

The same argument applies for polyamory

It’s Adam AND Eve

not Adam XOR Eve

Klear ,

Adam and/or Eve

hswolf , in Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!
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This joke is awesome in Portuguese.

Adan and Eve translates to Adão e Eva

Adão e Eva, doesnt sound like anything, but

Eva e Adão, spoken all together sounds like “It’s a big fag”

And I find that marvelous.

God did Adan and Eve, not Eve and Adan.

AdNecrias ,

I was confused for a bit but then I remembered the bigger Portuguese.

In mine it’d sound more like Eh, booed. And it’s an uncommon word.

BluJay320 , in Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!
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Being gay or queer is a SIN and an AFFRONT TO GOD

Which is why I’m proud to be both 💜

return2ozma OP ,
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I saw this shirt at Pride and you’d love it…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/70f61b0d-5a26-4eaa-90a0-c0a21934b075.jpeg

salvaria ,

PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard

return2ozma OP ,
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BluJay320 ,
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I need it

xavier666 ,

Not sure if pro or anti-LGBTQ

terminally_offline ,

SJW spotted. Getting offended from a pro-lgbt shirt checked off the bingo card.

xavier666 ,

Wrong!

xilona ,

Best place to vomit!

Snowclone ,

If he has an eternal suffering pit, is he really any good? We’d put people in jail for shit like that.

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