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runner_g , in Rickroll evolution

Fun story time. My wife Rick rolled me during our wedding ceremony. She asked to officiant if we could each send him a secret passage to be read during the ceremony. The officiant read my passage, the Dr Seuss passage about finding someone with compatible weirdness, then he started her passage “you know the rules, and” and at the moment I knew I’d been had. It was awesome. He went all the way through the first chorus.

StinkySocialist , in I mean it.

Hell yeah 😎

NegativeLookBehind , in They captured a Russian shed!!
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Comrade, please return shed. It is nicest in all of Russia! Babuska keeping of potato in shed, is only way to protect. Also, the dead bodies, but is other story.

Clbull , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

As opposed to a xylophone made of dicks, which is a cockenspiel.

invertedspear , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

How is it that this literally came up in conversation at the family get together over the weekend, and on Monday it’s being memed? Proof again this world is just a simulation and has memory limitations.

x4740N , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

So xylo ren is wood ren

Blahaj_Blast , in Rickroll evolution
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Kowowow , in But can it run Crysis?

The thought emporium is working on a way to have mice brain cells on a petridish type thing actually play doom

Bread ,

I was thinking the same thing, this is just too specific to not get it mentioned.

synae , in The "xylo" is greek for wood
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My fave part is when Ripley fights the xylophone queen in the mech outfit

terminhell , in But can it run Crysis?

Mine already does it. Send help, I have 20+ years of playtime.

UltraMagnus0001 , in Remember this when you feel powerless

Remember that skit where Tom Green put pooh in the soup and ask the restaurant employees to mell it?

andrewrgross , in Israel's Perfect Match

This meme is bad.

  1. if you look closely, you’ll notice that there’s no real joke. Israel and Nazi Germany should date. That’s a shit tier joke. It’s relying on edginess too hope paper over that there’s no real humor.
  2. from a political commentary perspective, it’s awful. We have a colonial state founded by people who have experienced a collective tragedy that they then allowed to justify displacement of an indigenous population, followed by decades of alliance with Western imperialism and a slide to the hard right, with lots of delusion and gas lightning. And we have an aggrieved former great power looking to expand over neighbors while killing of undesirable immigrants. Yeah, two genocides. But they’re materially different in terms of approach, and the groups pictured hate each other. It’s like you know there’s atrocities, and you know Jews are involved, and that’s kind of the end of your insight but you really wanted to make a meme anyway.

Find something interesting to say.

Also, free Gaza, release the hostages, lock up Netanyahu and all the rest, etc etc

danc4498 , in But can it run Crysis?

Kind of like code injection but for the human brain.

Steamymoomilk ,

“BREAKING NEWS 0-DAY EXPLOIT FOUND IN THINK THONKERS, UPDATE TO NEWEST VERSION!!!”

9point6 ,

Have you ever seen those videos of arbitrary code execution on a Gameboy with TAS tools? Where it spams every button for like 10 mins?

I’m now imagining a hypnotist flicking his pendulum around like it’s a yoyo

Jessvj93 ,

Like getting incepted by a Spotify ad during a binaural sleep longplay.

RandomVideos , in Toss a coin to yer Witcher

I put the toilet roll without thinking, resulting in the orientation being random

gcheliotis ,

I am disgusted and appalled.

TachyonTele , in But can it run Crysis?

Mine ran Midlife Crysis on ultra settings

Viking_Hippie ,
TachyonTele ,

Sense of security, like pockets jingling. This song’s from nineteen hundred ninety two

Viking_Hippie ,

This song’s from nineteen hundred ninety two

Right in the middle of the golden age of grunge ❤️

TachyonTele ,

🎸🤘

Klear ,

Mine is a far cry from being able to anything ultra.

TachyonTele , (edited )

That’s a good thing.

Edit. I failed hard recognizing your joke. I feel horrible.

SkunkWorkz ,

a just cause one might say.

TachyonTele , (edited )

Some might say your kingdom will come, after it’s deliverance. 30 minutes or less!

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