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solarvector , in The original processor

Predates the 8086, truly a marvel of the transition point of biological to mechanical engineering.

unreachable ,
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next iteration, the borg, biomech engineering

https://lemmy.id/pictrs/image/228820d3-cfb5-4ce4-85ed-61d6254227c4.gif

EldritchFeminity ,

https://media.tenor.com/zw3HWomJs3YAAAAd/darktide-adeptus-mechanicus.gif

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved. For the Machine is immortal.

aluminium , in The original processor

Shit can’t even do math without errors, lmao.

xilona , (edited ) in Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

What a shitpost! Fuck whomever you want! Nobody gives a damn fuck…

Let the downvotes begin!

wonderfulvoltaire ,
@wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world avatar

Based

areyouevenreal ,

This sounds kinda rapey

Sakychu , in Got Played

What he ment: “I can’t believe you actually brought this obvious Fake, who would sell name brand shoes for only 50% of the price” What he wrote: “Hehe”

unmagical , in The original processor

Why would robots make robots in child form?

Hux ,

Maybe it’s a Grow-bot…

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Same reason I made a child

Incredible foolishness

can ,

I suspect that’s how we all came into this world.

lauha ,

One molecule 3.7 billion years ago found out how to replicate and it’s been down hill ever since.

Viking_Hippie ,
NakariLexfortaine ,

Tight space requirements.

The childbots yearn for the tubes.

DarkCloud ,

Could just be a compact model, the big one could just be stupidly pointing out the obvious to a far more advanced compact model that’s just given a lecture on the history of robotic processors.

The compact advanced model might just be about to say “Very good, I’m glad you were listening”.

giantfloppycock ,

And why must the child-bot be so thicc?

Viking_Hippie ,

Title of your autobiography.

TheOakTree ,

I like to imagine that the childbots are made in the image of the parentbots, and the childbots eventually are tasked with picking out preferred larger parts as a growing rite.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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If they’re calling a brain their original processor, these robots could be a result of successful transhumanism rather than conventional robots, ie, they could be humans that have made themselves into robots, rather than robots built for some specific purpose. In that case, they might create child robots and grow them over time to reproduce, just because they find that mode of reproduction familiar and wish to continue it.

yesman ,

Almost as interesting as a robot who builds a museum.

Viking_Hippie ,

Small hands. Good for thievin’, as the Ravagers say.

can , in Got Played
Guadin , in Got Played
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Got my head straight to this short (sorry, it's Youtube): hehe

Why9 , in But can it run Crysis?

Can you imagine your own mind having unskippable ads?

Can you imagine buying products you don’t want because you’re suddenly compelled to do so and you have no idea why.

Neuralink is going to be hell, purely because the person in charge of it is Elon Musk.

anachronist , in Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

Ok but why a raccoon?

chooglers , in Got Played

hehe

Norgur ,
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huhu

omeega ,

Haw haw

Norgur ,
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Ha ha!

metostopholes ,
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hoho

Midnight1938 ,

eheh

EmpathicVagrant ,

Shilololololo

Transporter_Room_3 , in Feel my scorn
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Then you get to NewGame++, try to skill your way through, then they pull out surprise moves, are a lot faster, and mock your pitiful attempts to damage them.

And this isn’t even their final form.

^ng+7^

Viking_Hippie , in Case closed

“Your honor, my laser penis isn’t a weapon, it’s a high tech prosthesis”

feedum_sneedson , in Feel my scorn

Henry Cavill is a sociopath. Source: trust me.

Zerush OP , in Math
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corsicanguppy , in Toss a coin to yer Witcher

Everytime

Not a word. I’d hate to learn he died from stupid.

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