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TimeSquirrel , (edited ) in i will take no questions
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Use the leftover slag to close off the Mediterranean at Gibraltar too while we're in Simcity God mode here.

RedEyeFlightControl ,
@RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world avatar

The Kajigger of Gibraltar???

jpablo68 , in Jim "Scumbag" Farley

It’s always one of the two with this companies, it’s either “we’re making millions” or “we’re going under” there’s no inbetween.

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Often both at the same time!

sdoorex ,

The beauty of Hollywood accounting spreading to other industries. Ford Motor Company sells their cars for an on book loss after sales incentives like sub-prime financing through Ford Credit. Ford Credit then makes a profit due to interest payments thus wiping out the loss on the vehicle sale.

TheMagicalTimonini ,

“Great job team! We’ve increased our profits more than ever before! Now we need your help more than ever to increase profits even further. Unfortunately we cannot afford to pay our employees more, because of the great investmemts we need to make to keep increasing our profits!”

Glide , in And I am the Avatar

One?

Che_Donkey , in Bias
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

My daughter is now my other son. Checkmate, meme.

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

When transitioning does that mean you get to fuck yourself and lose your virginity to someone dead of the opposite sex lol?

Dfy ,

Seek help

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

Jokes on you! This is me already helped!

average_internet_enjoyer ,

I’m pretty sure if you were transitioning, you would fuck yourself but ratherly you would fuck people of the same gender since technically you are the opposite gender

bandario ,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

How’s the hog on him?

Rooty , in Egon Scent

I think Musk is a hack and a conman, but what the fuck is with lefty twitter accounts that think behaving like a completely braindead troll online will sway anyone? Hexbears on lemmy have the same style of moronic shit slinging.

Katana314 ,

People have given up on actually swaying people, as it’s been seen that the most entrenched opinions never ever ever change their stance about anything, regardless of evidence shown.

The most enjoyable thing to do thus is openly mock them, making their entrenched lives miserable.

Rooty ,

The most enjoyable thing to do thus is openly mock them, making their entrenched lives miserable.

You are overrestimating the effect this sort of discourse has on people, they are mildly annoyimg at best, and the “mockery” only has the effect of making them look ridiculous.

seitanic OP ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah, I don’t think you’re the target audience, chief.

homain ,

woosh

kugel7c ,

And you are ignoring the appeal of an obvious joke that’s designed to be annoying to liberals/centrists and whatever. But also just be funny to everyone else. This sub is memes the twitter account is obvious ragebait/ shit posting just from the name alone…

The key here is “enjoyable” not “making their lives miserable” it doesn’t matter whether anyone actually suffers or any change is enacted, it’s a joke it’s primary purpose is to be funny. It’s secondary or tertiary purpose might be propaganda or education or whatever, it’s still mostly just funny, for people that get it at least.

The joke here is on some level obviously includes the absurdity of arguments constructed against a nonsense critique trying to defend a system that the people arguing don’t even really realize the joke is critiquing. Which is why the account tries to amp up the absurdity with their (non) dismissal of the pointles arguments.

To pull this whole joke into a more centrist perspective it’s like posting whatever inclusive or “woke” idea on /pol/ and just typing nonsense as the replies to the highly structured but deeply misunderstanding shit that /pol/ will dream up on that given day. And having a great laugh about it.

Just that we exchange /Pol/ for twitter which is now apparently partially musk dickridig and as such a conservative late stage capitalist realist echo chamber. And we laugh at the stupid defenses they spin up for a non attack on their chosen saviour. Where the point of the joke is so obviously not understood by the people replying, but obviously understood by people voting here.

And probably only partially understood by you, and or me, but that’s something we don’t need to get into, because if we do, we are again missing the point of the joke.

drdabbles ,
@drdabbles@lemmy.world avatar

The kind of weirdos that simp for Musk are the exact same ones that dread being openly ridiculed for it. Their Twitter profile is part of their actual persona.

Meowoem ,

Yeah it’s weird, I think a lot of people use being left wing as an excuse to give up on trying to be a decent person in any way, like ‘I’m on the right side of history therefore anything I do us automatically good and right and heroic’ it’s annoying.

I guess the bright side is that there’s a lot of idiots in the world and if they’re going to vote progressive left as their excuse to be an idiot that’s better than nothing.

Also I hate ‘let’s do a lefty podcast, it’ll be 90% dick and cum jokes, 10% other juvenile shit and occasionally we’ll mention something that happened in politics if we can get a dick joke out of it’

HootinNHollerin , (edited ) in Tankies
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Instead of yelling “OWWW”, they yell “MAOOO”

Plopp ,

My old neighbor’s cat sounded like that a couple of times a year, good ol Meow Zedong.

socsa ,

It’s funny because Māo is actually Chinese for “cat”

eochaid , in Another Starfield Post
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

My wife, a couple friends, and I have all put a ton of hours into this game and absolutely love it. I put several hours into the shipbuilder alone. Every hand built sidequest I run into feels like a TNG episode. And I love the kinda Becky Chambers / Star Trek-style utopia with mystery and drama theme they’ve got.

This is the most Bethesda game they’ve ever made, for better of worse. It doesn’t hand hold you. There are plenty of times where I’ve looked at my quest log, found nothing i could do except the main quest, and then decided just to jump to a random system - only to get pulled into some crazy new adventure for a couple hours. You’re supposed to be an explorer, if you put even the smallest effort into exploring, you will be rewarded.

A lot of people complaining were never going to like this game or any Bethesda game and I don’t know what to do with those people. The amount of constant negativity on the internet makes me really appreciate stories like TNG and writers like Becky Chambers and Cory Doctorow, because they’re so positive and affirming and optimistic and when they criticise, they also offer solutions. And this game really scratches that itch for me.

And after almost 40 years of life dealing with the constsnt cycle of negativity and hatred and anger and frustration and drama, on the internet, a global scale, and in my own life…I’m just tired. I can’t play games with “edgy dark stories” anymore. I can’t go back to New Vegas because its bummer after bummer. And i know a lot of people thrive on that “scortched earth” bullshit but I just can’t anymore.

I just…wanna sit down and play a game. And maybe one where everything is okay for once. And this is that game for me.

CapitanStrider ,

Yeah that’s fair. Even if you see negative stuff about a game online, if you enjoy something then just enjoy it. Online toxicity and negativity are out of your control. Just get comfy and find peace in knowing that you’re having a good time.

guriinii ,

I don’t get the hate, fuck 'em. I’m absolutely loving the game, it’s exactly what I wanted and more. In fact, I get the same feeling I did playing Skyrim, you’re doing some side mission, then you see something absolutely stunning. Earlier I was on some grey barren moon looking for resources, I look to the right, see the red planet, it’s ice caps, and other two moons with the milky way behind them.

I like the TNG comparison. The side missions are so much better than in other Bethesda games I’ve played. Even little interactions with the NPCs or little events and conversations that just happen as a part of the world and not some quest. Love it.

thecodemonk ,

Damn it. Now I might have to try to buy it. In was thinking game pass as I would probably just do the main story and be done… But if the side quests aren’t just some, go pick up this item and bring it back, id love that.

guriinii ,

I mean there is that too but it’s how the story is told. Maybe the voice acting and characters are better also.

updawg ,

Head to Paradiso for a StarTreky adventure.

SwampYankee ,

Man that last quest for Sarah was a such a TNG moment. Overall the writing in this game is a cut above most - that quest was sort of an obvious twist, but it was executed really well. I find myself wishing the animations could keep up with the writing and voice actors sometimes, but we can’t have it all.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you hoping for cut scenes with specially rendered segments? Because I hate that stuff and would rather see animations built within the game world, like we have in most of these Bethesda games.

Cut scenes ruin games for me. It’s why I never finished a Mass Effect game.

SwampYankee ,

No, just more emotion in the animations. You know how real people will sort of look up & to the left or something, maybe put their finger or hand up if they’re trying to remember something? Or they’ll look around and move their head a little, scratch their chin, etc. if they’re thinking. Or they’ll scrunch their eyebrows up and look at the ground if they’re sad?

That kind of thing.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Okay yeah, those would certainly be improvements. And… we have the technology.

Honytawk ,

The eyes are always looking at the player as well. Kind of makes them look psychopathic.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Strange, I hate the Bethesda POV and would rather have a cinematic view that helps sell the acting and narrative. Nothing kills my Interest quicker than a boring me looking at you view of things.

WheeGeetheCat , in Defediverse
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

‘people posting stuff you consider harmful’ is not a simple, black and white issue. Anyone who pretends that allowing all opinions has no consequences is full of shit, anyone who claims that tightly policing opinions has no consequences is full of shit.

Like almost everything in life, you will have to navigate a tenuous balance between these two things and you will never know if you got the balance right. You are just a sack of meat doomed to die.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

You might be doomed to die, I’m going to upload my consciousness to a Boston Dynamics Murder Dog 9000.

veniasilente ,

Not just managing to live until the inevitable furry genetics era out of spite.

AngryCommieKender ,

Maybe, maybe not.

We are getting close to massive life extension/ clinical immortality.

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WheeGeetheCat ,
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

People were saying that about cryogenics.

Humans have a vast body of knowledge about how things work. It’s a shame its dwarfed by the vast body of knowledge we are completely ignorant of.

Much as scientists managed to be surprised that life had evolved to eat garbage in the pacific garbage patch, it seems some will manage to be surprised that when humans eliminate one source of mortality, another inevitably evolves to take advantage of the ever-growing supply of humans.

who8mydamnoreos , in Credit to George Alexopoulos (GPrime85 on twitter) my absolute favorite right wing cartoonist

Too bad such talented hands are attached to such a stunted mind.

FuntyMcCraiger ,

I’m hoping for a redemption arc.

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Do hand transplants exist? I always wanted to draw well.

Albbi ,

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Great Futurama episode about that.

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

I love that 'sode

LogicalDrivel , in I fully understand
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

If I pick up, then they know its a real number and I get added to a hundred more lists. Its taken me years of diligently ignoring the world to get to the point where i only get a couple of spam calls a day. I might not answer, either.

jackoneill ,

I have 2 numbers, my direct cell that only family and close friends know, and my business line that I give out like candy. Business line is simply a virtual line that goes to an auto attendant that I this is si and so from whatever company, dial 1 to ring my cell or dial 2 to leave a voicemail. If you don’t hit a number it hangs up after 30 seconds. No more spam. Of course, some REALLY dumb clients think I’m sending them straight to voicemail because they don’t listen, but that’s it’s own kind of filter that I also appreciate

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What service is that?

Ilovethebomb ,

So, basically a phone CAPTCHA?

zagaberoo ,

I always answer, and I still only occasionally get spam calls. I wonder whether I’m just very lucky or if wasting their time consistently gets you put on lists of a different kind.

CoolMatt ,

What about voicemail?

ransomwarelettuce , (edited ) in AMD has been taking so many W's, they're just giving them away

There is no doubt that AMD is a better company than NVIDIA in OSS terms.

But don’t simp for a company, vote with your wallet and always look for the best and consumer friendly product.

For now, not gonna lie AMD is pretty rad, but I hope next generation Intel GPUs are competitive.

Prethoryn ,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

I think AMD is a great competitor and we need more competition to lay it to NVIDIA and AMD as well, BUT HOLY FUCK. I can’t stand AMD’s software/control panel vs NVIDIA’s.

liamwb ,

I just switched from nvidia to and and I have the exact opposite feeling lol

Prethoryn ,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Care to explain your gripes?

At least with NVIDIA’s control panel I can find what I am looking for but my god AMD’s software feels so damn unorganized.

liamwb ,

Well I guess there’s two parts of the nvidia software experience, geforce and the control panel. The control panel is functionally fine, but the ui is very dated and the available features are a bit limited. Geforce is pretty widely reviled as far as I can tell so I won’t go into it.

I just find the amd ui nice, and I like how you get quite simple and direct control over your video card, eg you can do some simple oc/undervolting, choose which software special sauce you want at a glance, and so on.

propaganja ,

My first-ever Nvidia card was a 3080Ti. After installation I was genuinely confused and kept clicking around everywhere looking for the real settings panel.

Actually I remember, my older laptop had a MX150 (lol) so I did know all about GeForce Control Panel and Experience—I just thought they were the outdated bargain-basement solution assigned to POS hardware like mine, not worth (understandably) slapping shiny new chrome on.

Subsequently I had automatically assumed without a doubt in my mind that the pandemic card I had paid for in tainted blood would have some uber slick new interface that I couldn’t wait to play around with.

Needless to say, my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

taco_ballerina ,

Aye. The Nvidia control center was cool when I installed it for my Ti 4600 in 2002 and not much has changed. I’m not particularly fond but the aesthetics of the Radeon software, but it beats the heck out of the semi-useless GeForce experience. I have to make an account just to see if there’s a driver update available? I can’t even control fan speeds in Windows without third party software?

They’re both bad but in comparison Nvidia’s offering is garbage.

joel ,

I am so fucking sick of having to make an account for everything, I swear to God

iegod ,

You don’t need an account for drivers. You can still get those for free off their website just like you could in 1999. You only need an account for their experience app.

iegod ,

I thought the current gen Intel ones are actually pretty decent. Solid budget choice for modern games.

EvokerKing ,

If it can run them… I sold mine because they never actually fixed the drivers. Out of hundreds of games on my PC, it was able to run 3-4. This isn’t before their updates either. This happened 2 weeks ago. It can’t run davinci resolve despite having good encoders, it couldn’t even fucking run valorant Also they are only good in benchmarks, I found that my old 3050 was outperforming it in terms of fps.

Pistcow , in The more specific you are, the worse.

Coworker: I’m leaving early for a funeral.

Me:(Not listening) Have fun!

Overzeetop ,
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TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I'll check in with each of you later.
Co-worker 1: Thanks
Co-worker 2: Bye
Co-worker 3: See you all later
Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.

koorool ,

Should be a norm, IMHO :)

devfuuu ,

That’s how I roll. I always say “bye, have fun” at the end of meetings or saying bye to someone at work. No matter the situation. Has been working fine until now .

VikingHippie ,

Yeah, “have fun” is just good life advice in general 🤷

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Literally happened this week at work… … The manager sent out an email to everybody advising that one of the salespeople wouldn’t be in the next day because she went home with a bad fever… One guy who doesn’t like her replied to all “Sounds good!” It was fucking hilarious

bjoern_tantau , in Touch grass
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I’d take Futurama’s brainworms any day.

Yondoza ,

For real! Those worms are among the … hell, they are the best!

NuPNuA ,

I’m not so sure based on the recent follow up episode.

Maalus ,

Wdym they had mites that made them useless. If you only had worms, you get buff and smart like Fry

yogthos , in Remember me comrades!
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

cry harder

spez , in Remember me comrades!

lemmy devs are actually pretty good at not forcing their ideology on others

DragonTypeWyvern ,

A CAPITALIST SPY

GET HIM

Novman ,

It is way easier to get banned on reddit for a lot less than a slight not conformist opinion. Here they downvote you, stop. And i talk about real controversies.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

100% disagree and add in the fact that everything here is a ninja ban with no explanation. This place is an echo chamber in places like fuck cars and the socialist subs. Privacy too. Was banned for what I can tell was pointing out that lemmy instances do not protect privacy at all.

OprahsedCreature ,

🥷 There is no public modlog at the bottom of the page 🥷

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Sounds like this might not be place for you, why don’t you take a hint and go back to reddit instead of whinging here.

vzq ,

This place is an echo chamber in places like fuck cars and the socialist subs.

The way I see it, there are subs/coms that are like fight club and subs that are like country clubs.

If you get all argumentative and in peoples faces in a fight club, they be “no U” and argue back.

But if people just want to chill out with their friends and you come over to start shit, you’ll get escorted out. And rightly so.

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Glad to see you get your ass handed to yourself by others for a change. Has been a couple of days. How have you been?

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Wat?

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Great, innit?

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Wat?

lemann ,

This place is an echo chamber in places like fuck cars and the socialist subs

What aspect of fuckcars do you consider an echo chamber?

There’s over a dozen socialism communities, if you find one to be an ‘echo chamber’ then I’d suggest seeking another. I’d imagine the socialism community on Beehaw would have a completely different vibe to the one on Lemmygrad, as an example

Was banned for what I can tell was pointing out that lemmy instances do not protect privacy at all

This is common knowledge though, wouldn’t be surprised if the mods were sick of the same discussion being created over and over again by various users. Something federated - designed to be open, decentralised, unrestricted, cannot be inherently privacy friendly.

If your privacy threat model brings you to an ideological disagreement with federated networks, it would be reasonable to consider moving to an alternative platform IMO.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

No use for trucks, only Americans buy SUVs, you can’t find cars for under 20k etc. As for the mods, 🤷‍♂️ don’t ninja ban and maybe folks would understand.

Serinus ,

Uh huh. I’m already banned from some lemmygrad community. I don’t give enough of a shit to learn the name of it.

icepuncher69 ,

Huh… im not sure about that, it hasnt happenned to me but i heard it happened to others and i bash tankies constantly.

GBU_28 ,

Why would the devs do that? Their job is to make the platform

Gork ,

Yeah but they haven’t built in communism… yet.

I’d be ok though if it were the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism though.

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