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MossyFeathers , in Just not his thing.

one slice is missing

That looks more like 2~3 slices dude.

dan1101 , in Just not his thing.

My son has asthma and it’s his birthday, can you do it for $10? Also can you bring it to Springfield Heights?

OozingPositron , in The struggle is real

Me looking at 100 GB of EYNTKE taking up space.

Imgonnatrythis , in Just not his thing.

My mom is in the hospital and I have the keys to her boyfriends car but my phone is going to die, can you bring it to my mom or print out a map quest map and fax that to the hospital and I can pick it up tomorrow? Please hold it for me.

lets_get_off_lemmy ,

😤😮‍💨 Everytime I try to sell something on OfferUp

TexasDrunk ,

Considering some of the sellers, they deserve each other. I have cash, don’t want to haggle, and can pick it up whenever it’s convenient. Three weeks later I’m either told it’s gone or asked what time I can be there.

I could have been there weeks ago. I already purchased one elsewhere. No need to get pissy when it’s been so long.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I don’t get it, it’s sus as hell, what’s the scam?

rainerloeten , in theoretical feline
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

It’s funny how my brain makes the cat look huge whenever I focus on the CAT logo.

As it probably has internalized the size of things with this logo

ineffable , in Request: Mini truck or van racing toward a concrete pole, but never arrives.
socphoenix ,

That is a wonderfully destructive ending!

Veedem ,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Have to be honest…

I thought you were going to fool us with the “with ending” link.

NataliePortland ,
@NataliePortland@lemmy.ca avatar

Same! And then it even started the same way. I was already laughing at a good prank

Rolando ,

Make sure you listen to Eye of the Tiger: 30 minute intro while watching that.

EchoCT ,

I don’t know what I clicked on that. It was exactly what it says.

eightpix OP ,
@eightpix@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the one. I’m holding off on watching the ending. After I see it, this meme will be broken for me.

I’ll finish watching the dishes, and then I’ll view the ending.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Don’t forget to track down the sequel. It’s pretty good too.

eightpix OP ,
@eightpix@lemmy.world avatar

Viewed. Thought it’d be even more catastrophic.

Etterra , in Shortest license agreement ever.

Ooh, can I write my own? Okay, let’s see…

huf , in The struggle is real

oh no, i’m not falling for this. you’re not a cat. i’ve met cats, i’ve talked to them, i’ve seen cats use the computer. you’re not a cat.

sharkfucker420 , in The struggle is real
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Genuinely have a stack of books (mostly theory with some fiction) that sits on the floor next to my desk. I swear I will read them all one day.

johannesvanderwhales , in All the stuf

Uhh, how many of these are real?

Feathercrown , in Shortest license agreement ever.

“You will now give me $40,000”

Agree

Randomocity ,

This is from the perspective of the company so you’d be 40k in the hole. You’d want something like “Upon agreement to the terms the licensee will receive forty thousand US dollars ($40,000) within ninety (90) from the licensor. There will be a penalty of one thousand US dollars ($1,000) for every day after that period if not paid.”

Baku ,

90 whats?

Sarcasmo220 ,

You get to pick. 90 seconds, 90 minutes, 90 hours, 90 days, 90 weeks, 90 months, 90 years, 90 rotations around the Milky Way Galaxy, 90 cycles of the Big Crunch/Big Bang, 90 iterations of God, 90 iterations of whatever made God, etc…

Randomocity ,

I spend all that time trying to be precise and a whole word.

MagicShel , in Shortest license agreement ever.

Let’s take a page from the code reviewers handbook:

LGTM

[] Yah [] Nah

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

is that Let’s GeT Married ?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Ligma Gottem ™

tyler ,

Just in case you don’t actually know, it’s Looks Good To Me. It’s very commonly used when software devs review each other’s code.

DmMacniel ,

And it’s frequency of usage is proportional to the amount of code to be reviewed.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not funny at all

Two9A , in Shortest license agreement ever.

For real though, the shortest license is probably the WTFPL:

  1. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

Might’ve used it a couple of times myself.

hedders ,
@hedders@fedia.io avatar

You wouldn't believe the amount of legal ink that has been spilled trying to work out what the fuck the Do What The Fuck You Want To licence actually means, legally.

Baku ,

Now I kinda want to write a full license, complete with all the legal jargon, that takes up 43 pages of space to say you can do whatever the fuck you want with this software

WereCat ,

Just list every single thing in existance the user can possibly do… “By agreeing to these terms the user can,… In case the user can’t do any of the following the user is permitted to not do any of the following.”

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Just be like, by agreeing to these terms the user can do anything mentioned in the library of Babel.

son_named_bort , in All the stuf

They need to make Oops All Stuf

bloubz , in The struggle is real

And theory to read

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

😅

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

I try to alternate between fiction and theory, helps me digest the theory better while maintaining interest and momentum in reading!

bloubz ,

Nice

Anything fiction book you would recommend to a comrade? I like SF but can read anything good

Cowbee , (edited )
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve been working through classics and they are usually a bit dated. Dune is goodish, but also I prefer the new movies for their much better treatment of women, the Fremen, and removal of the wierder parts. Neuromancer feels like Gibson wrote it with one hand and has never spoken to a woman in his life.

I remember loving Roadside Picnic a while back. If you want to be incredibly sad, Han Kang’s Human Acts is brutal but beautifully written.

bloubz ,

Thank you for the recommendations!

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