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ArbitraryValue , (edited ) in Memes vs Reality

Well, at least under capitalism a few people do get to live well…

Vitaly ,
@Vitaly@feddit.uk avatar

True

Alsephina ,

Well yeah, the capitalist class that exploits workers do get to live well under a system where they rule.

10_0 ,

You don’t have to work for a company you know, you can freelance and make good money

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re just trolling us now, right? Or are you hedgekid completely divorced from reality?

ExotiqueMatter ,
@ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ha yes, you can just do that. It’s totally not out of reach for all the peoples who have to work 2~3 jobs at once and still can’t save any money because even the basic necessities for survival are sold at extortion prices not to mention possible medical, college debt or mortgages.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep, under Communism everyone lives decently.

10_0 ,

True

quinkin , in Youtube is harassing us!

Would you like to review our app?: Yes or Not Now.

gregor OP ,

If an open source app asks me to do so, I usually give it a five star review. It’s the least I can do to support them and make them visible on Google Play.

FrostyCaveman ,

Maybe Later

Archer ,

I always say yes then give one star and complain about being asked to review it

Z3k3 ,

This is the way

Scrollone ,

Pro-tip: apps can’t ask for leaving a review twice, so if you press yes and then go immediately back, it will never ask again.

Karyoplasma ,

Yes, 1 star.

Protoknuckles , in Don't need legs to be stand-up guy

That’s how cats and dogs operate too, unless people take it out of them. Barking and hissing is them saying “back off or I am going to freak out!”

JusticeForPorygon , in Youtube is harassing us!
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar
feedum_sneedson , in National Geographic

she cute

SARGE , in Don't need legs to be stand-up guy
@SARGE@startrek.website avatar

My wife has issues involving texture and trauma specifically at the dentist office, so I usually accompany her to appointments. So far no office has had an issue.

One time though, she needed to have those spacers put in her teeth, and she told the dentist and hygienist that she would throw up if it was in too long, and that she WILL bite down if there’s sharp pain, so use slightly more local anesthetic than normal and wait a little longer for it to work well.

They rushed.

She bit.

The moment I heard the cry of pain and felt my wife squeezing my hand super hard, I already knew what happened without having to look around anything.

I just said “And that’s why we told you to wait longer. You were warned.”

They were Super chill about everything, all things considered. I know I’d be pissed if I got bit by someone while doing my job, even if that job was literally their teeth.

AmericaDelendaEst ,

i don’t care about this post and I think @startek.whatever is probably full of libs but I gotta say I am super envious of having registered “miles o’brien” on @startrek.liberals, like that’s some gold tier username there. godspeed, commander

Sotuanduso ,

Complimenting a username is nice, but you don’t have to throw in a disclaimer about political alignment. I don’t think any of your hexbear friends, if they’re reasonable, would call you a lib because you complimented the username of a guy whose instance is populated by libs.

ProfessorOwl_PhD ,
@ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net avatar

The political alignment is entirely relevant to Miles O’Brien.

AmericaDelendaEst ,

I didn’t “disclaim” anything, I accurately stated something about the instancw being full of liberalism and then Miles O Liberalism immediately went off about “dictator states” like a good lib would

Sotuanduso ,

Well to be fair, that wasn’t until 6 hours after my comment and 9 hours after yours, so neither of us could have known for sure.

SARGE ,
@SARGE@startrek.website avatar

Lmao calling me a liberal is an insult

Miles Obrien understands the importance of a union, and the importance of the people who actually make the wealth for the owning class.

Miles Obrien also understands that fascists should be stopped at all fronts, including your precious dictator states.

I’m sure you’ll use your spotlight to throw around more school yard insults about people’s intelligence or political leanings, or post gifs or emoji, but all you’ll get from me is pity.

GarbageShoot ,

I wish you wouldn’t believe what those very plutocrats you disavow tell you about Cuba.

SARGE ,
@SARGE@startrek.website avatar

Cuba, the “dirty evil communist” country that only struggles because of a bullshit embargo placed on them by people who are dead and whose opinions are irrelevant to modern day?

The Cuba that churns out so many doctors, they basically have to leave the country to find work because they have so many doctors already?

The Cuba that, if I bothered to look at quality of life statistics would almost all point to “Cuba is a generally well run country but suffers because of trade bullshit”?

That Cuba?

Or you could try bringing up occupied Palestine “Israel”, I’m sure you’ll have your “gotcha” moment there!

AmericaDelendaEst ,

then what fucking “dictator states” have your panties all fucking twisted then, because if you think Cuba Good but somehow the AuThOrItARiAnISm of China or the DPRK is “too much” then idk, you’re ideologically incoherent

GarbageShoot ,

I don’t see what the Zionist entity has to do with this, it’s not like they claim to be communist (though that would be a funny bit). I was talking about your reference to “dictator states” since Cuba surely is one of them, being communist.

AmericaDelendaEst ,

I called your dumb fucking lemmyv instance liberal without a word about you other than COOL USERNAME and then you immediately decided to display your liberal ass like a baboon on a mating kick

iAmTheTot , in I'd buy that for a dollar.

Except the best you could do on the wheel was getting on the dollar exactly.

jaybone ,

Well the wheel was in increments of five. But the bidding portion wasn’t. Also getting the number exactly doesn’t count as go over either.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

Booooo joke ruiner booooo

it’s all good

HeurtisticAlgorithm9 ,

The joke is just as inaccurate before being pointed out, he’s an enjoyment ruiner

Bakkoda ,

He stopped at 99 so other people could still win. Be a pretty dick move not to.

shneancy , in National Geographic

with that camera lense it better be capybaras that are about to fuck or the camerman’s getting mauled

_____ , in Memes vs Reality

“that could be me on the right if I sit in this desk 9 to 5 for the next 30 years” 🤡

30p87 , in Story mode ftw
@30p87@feddit.org avatar

Just start a GTA 5 playthrough on a new steam acc. It took DarkViperAU 12k+ hours for 100% achievements.

Skipcast ,

What took so long that it required 12k hours?

shadowedcross ,

He’s just really slow at playing the game, that’s all.

Prunebutt , in Dad jokes

Nah. To me, it’s mostly a red flag.

gregor OP ,

Take my upvotr and leave!

Prunebutt , in I hate these icons

It’s not even more aesthetic. Just more unified in branding.

pewpew ,
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

And the interface of their apps are still incoherent af. I don’t know how, but they manage to make things worse every time

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It’s ok, they’ll just retire the service eventually.

magic_lobster_party ,

Yeah, the old logos were all over the place. At first glance it’s not obvious they’re all Google apps.

Prunebutt ,

To me, that’s just the case for camera and calendar. Maps is IMHO perfect (except the unnecessary G) and the red-and-white envelope is quite well-known.

jmcs ,

And? All of those being part of the same walled garden is a bug in the legal system not a feature.

magic_lobster_party ,

Better be explicit about the walled garden rather than being diffuse about it

Ephera ,

I think what really bothers me about the aesthetics is that the shapes are broken up by the coloration. For example, the pin icon for Google Maps looks almost like a hook, because the yellow has little contrast on this white background.

victorz ,

Whatever. It sucks ass is the point.

Prunebutt ,

My point is that it’s also ugly.

SuperSaiyanSwag ,

And that’s why I don’t really hate it. I hate Google, but I think it’s a neat design choice. I still hate Microsoft’s icon design a lot though, they can’t seem to stick with one thing.

where_am_i ,

I definitely find it more aesthetically pleasing. Just like the icon packs.

PixTupy , in Where is my room

Liminal space vibes.

MonkderVierte ,

Too decorated and friendly for that.

grrgyle ,

You call this decorated?? That picture is like an alien’s interpretation of earth art with the LoD turned to minimum

sirico , in Flying a plane? Ez
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

120KMH pull back stick do opposite to land

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

But not too hard or you will tailstrike the runway.

massive_bereavement ,

If plane says "pull up", gently pull stick up.

De_Narm , in Where is my room

I’ve been too poor to relate to that.

MossyFeathers ,

It’s okay, tbh I don’t think you’re missing out. My experience is that they’re usually badly maintained if they’re maintained at all (last time I looked at a hotel pool it was green and growing algae). The “swimmable” hotel pools are only found at really, really nice hotels.

Why do they even bother installing pools in hotels if they’re not going to maintain them? What a waste of space.

De_Narm ,

Well, I’ve been missing out on the whole travelling thing.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Same here

MossyFeathers ,

Ah, right. I forgot that going places just to see things was something people did.

Kyrgizion ,

Yeah lol never lived in a house big enough to have a hallway, let alone across multiple floors.

Landless2029 ,

Never stayed in a hotel?

As a kid. Me either… I think the first time I stayed on a hotel was my 20s

alyth ,

POV: You’re 12 years old and your family is on vacation at your extended family’s homes

grrgyle ,

POV: You’re 12 years old and your family is sleeping on the grass outside, because it’s just too hot inside.

Not trying to one-up, just having a bit of fun

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