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middlemanSI , in It happens...

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

HonkTonkWoman ,

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s cops, cops, cops!

TSG_Asmodeus ,
@TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

It’s hogs, hogs, hogs

Eczpurt ,

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of hands

spongeborgcubepants ,

One can read, the other one can write

Catoblepas ,

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

numberfour002 ,

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

The recommended number of anuses is one

Potatos_are_not_friends , in Happy Independence Day

That hole has served us greatly

Diplomjodler3 , in It happens...

Not every racist is a police officer…

EonNShadow ,

… But every police officer is racist!

Rookwood ,

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OsaErisXero ,

Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say

EonNShadow ,

I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

somethingsnappy ,

Hashtag notallracists

ShinkanTrain ,

Yeah, some of them are prosecutors

Venator ,

Or judges

DrSleepless , in Anybody else experience this?

We are so fucked

velox_vulnus , in Mistakes

For the life of me, I can’t still figure out what PDP-11 virtual machine architecture is, and why it exists for C. And does that makes the situation somehow bad?

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

this is a great read on the subject queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3212479

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Interesting read.
I think by all the same arguments, running raw machine code (not even assembly) is not a “low-level language” either by their definition.
The branch prediction, instruction-level-parallelism, and cache behaviors all happen in hardware at a lower level than the programmer can control.

All the talk about compiler optimizations seem irrelevant because you can still just turn them off and output simple machine code.

I’m not really sure what the point of arguing the distinction is anyway? Any practical arguments would be much more specific about typical high-level features like garbage collection.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Right, what we call low level is really just an emulation layer that’s actually at odds with how the actual hardware works. Interestingly enough, it seems like functional style provides a programming model that can be optimized better because it doesn’t rely on global shared state.

CableMonster , in Anybody else experience this?

Why would it be bad to terminate investigations that are unlawful or contrary to national interests?

pacmondo ,

Because “contarary to national interests” means “any investigation that targets friends of mine”

CableMonster ,

That could be how you would mean it, but that is not how I interpret it or how they intended it.

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

You’re new to planet earth, it seems.

InputZero ,

If you believe that, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

CableMonster ,

You guys literally just claim things without any evidence… You guys have lost to plot

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

“You guys literally just claim things without any evidence”

How ironic…

You, just a few comments ago:

“that is not how I interpret it or how they intended it”

If you’re so sure of their intent then where is your evidence?

You’re doing the exact same thing you accused the other commenter of; you literally just claimed something without any evidence.

CableMonster ,

Yes because I know what they mean because I have heard them explain the problem. You guys on the other hand dont know what they believe because you dont know anything about them.

TJDetweiler ,

If something is against “national interest” and your president is trying to become an autocrat, that means they can essentially pick and choose what national interest is. This should be setting off alarm bells in EVERYONE’S head as an obvious grab for power.

I’m not american, so I don’t have direct skin in the game, but everyone on both sides of the political spectrum who don’t self identify as fascist should be against this.

If you don’t interpret this as something extremely dangerous, you need to have a sit down and really think about the implications.

CableMonster ,

So the issue is that this is not what they are referring to. What they are talking about is when the FBI (and CIA) get involved in politics or directly sway things in direction that is outside of what the FBI is for.

NuclearDolphin ,

This is literally why the FBI & CIA exist.

CableMonster ,

They exist for personal gain of organizations inside of the US to use to their sole benefit?

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

At first I naively thought “why is that a bad thing?”, but then realized who exactly decides what these “national interests” are?

Definitely using some “weasel words” in their policy to get away with some shady shit.

pacmondo ,

Any law that you see that you think “Wow, no way they can enforce that! That would get EVERYBODY in trouble” is a law that is intended to be selectively enforced against unwanted people

ZILtoid1991 ,

In Hungary, state institutions like the police of the tax bureau only target people and companies outside of Fidesz’es interest group. That’s what they want to adapt, so every company will fall in line with Project 2025.

CableMonster ,

You are just making up their intentions based on nothing.

ZILtoid1991 ,

The Heritage Foundation not only helped Orbán into power, but also learned a lot from their playbook.

CableMonster ,

How did the Heritage Foundation significantly help Orban?

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s an article on the Heritage Foundation’s website explaining why they want to help him:

heritage.org/…/why-the-us-must-befriend-hungarys-…

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

You are just assuming their intentions based on nothing. Why is your assumption more valid than anyone else?

LoamImprovement ,

Think about how many times in the last few months Trump has complained about the rigged trials. Now imagine him being able to unilaterally decide which investigations are lawful and which aren’t.

CableMonster ,

The FBI shouldnt be investigating the executive branch… The only way it should happen is if the congress calls for it, and that is what they are trying to do.

pineapplelover , in Anybody else experience this?

Delete terms that deprive of first amendment rights.

Bit of an oxymoron isn’t it?

ZILtoid1991 ,

For fascists, freedom of speech equals saying slurs.

Revan343 ,

That’s called doublespeak

luciferofastora ,

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

In this case, the law being freedom of speech, the protection being to say what they want and the binding being to prohibit others from curtailing that. Naturally, the push for inclusive language is part of a movement to curtail that freedom and needs to be reversed and pushed back against.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Without the oxy

AgentGrimstone , in I'm helping I promise!

My forearms look like that regardless

yoreel ,

988lifeline.orgPlease call someone. Even if this is just a joke, even though I’ve never met you, you are valued and I do care.

boatsnhos931 , in Anybody else experience this?

Ok ok ok…the porn is going too far and we all know that you all will be the ones suffering…so you need to work on your blatant lies… Your own president paid to sleep with a porn star for heaven’s sake

boydster ,
@boydster@sh.itjust.works avatar

He’s not our president anymore! Yet!

boatsnhos931 ,

I pray to you Jeebus, Buddha, Allah, Satan, Giant sketti monster…PLZ HALP. I mean your own as in the Republican party’s president… sorry for the funky wording teddy brosavelt

Pulptastic , in I'm helping I promise!

When my cat was a kitten, I played with her paws and claws regularly to get her used to it. After a few weeks of that I had no problem clipping her nails. I don’t think she likes it but she tolerates it and gets loves when we’re done.

I also glue “soft paws” to her claws because she loves to destroy carpets and furniture despite the cat trees and our efforts to deter her.

thorbot ,

Just trim them like you do, no need to glue weird shit on.

Pulptastic ,

The weird shit helps. Just trimmed she still causes damage, soft paws she doesn’t.

ummthatguy , in We are all gonna die
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originalucifer , in We are all gonna die
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

id watch it. the live action scooby doo was way better than i expected

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The soundtrack for the first one was a banger, too…

Thanks for the reminder!

Norgur , in We are all gonna die
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That's what happens when Fred smugly tried to pull the hood from the ghost who was supposed to be the gardener or some shit. The fucking hood turned out to be no hood, but a ghost emblazoned with the emblem of Zuul.

ChicoSuave , in We are all gonna die

The person who made those calls thinks they have a ghost, at least they think it’s a ghost. Whatever it is, they will finally get to the bottom of it.

ininewcrow , in We are all gonna die
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First, the weirdest US presidential debate … and now this.

What’s next? World War III?

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What’s next? World War III?

Already in the works… 😬

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