I tried doing this once. The bottled I had at the time had a pop cap thing, where you don’t unscrew it. You just lift it up.
The issue came from that I had a bottle of clear face spore cleaner. It also had the same type of lid. This shit was full of deep cleaning chemicals, and what I’m assuming is ethanol. It was in the same area where I kept my water. So, in my still half asleep state. I reached for what I assumed was water. Popped the lid, placed the hole in my mouth, and gave a big suck. Next thing I know. I’m fully awake. My mouth is burning. And there’s a taste extremely similar to petrol in my mouth. And then I realised my mistake.
Every time I hear the phrase “spread the load” I keep remembering a scene from a movie where some kid jerks off in his pants and then wipes his jizz on a bunch of books in the library. Can’t remember the name of the film, but I remember it had Jeff Daniels in it as the kid’s dad and that one scene.
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