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Spaceinv8er ,

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who’s a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

…in his first week?

Brickhead92 ,

As part of the minimum training.

Venator ,

TIL lifeguards are racist.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c/selfawarewolves

Maggoty ,

The handle. It’s a satire account

Diplomjodler3 ,

Not every racist is a police officer…

EonNShadow ,

… But every police officer is racist!

Rookwood ,

thatsthejoke.jpg

OsaErisXero ,

Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say

EonNShadow ,

I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

somethingsnappy ,

Hashtag notallracists

ShinkanTrain ,

Yeah, some of them are prosecutors

Venator ,

Or judges

middlemanSI ,

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

HonkTonkWoman ,

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s cops, cops, cops!

TSG_Asmodeus ,
@TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

It’s hogs, hogs, hogs

Eczpurt ,

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of hands

spongeborgcubepants ,

One can read, the other one can write

Catoblepas ,

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

numberfour002 ,

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

The recommended number of anuses is one

Potatos_are_not_friends OP ,

Btw this is a parody account

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

But is it though?

OsaErisXero ,

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

pingveno ,

The best parody has truth

FiskFisk33 ,

not necessarily

Hildegarde ,

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Musk says he has Asperger’s, so that’d be fair if he also wasn’t a liar.

winterayars ,

…it didn’t even register with me until i read this comment. I didn’t even realize something was amiss. FML.

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