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TinklesMcPoo ,

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

Bosht ,

“I didn’t do fucking SHIT”

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I DIDN’T RIG SHIT!

NevermindNoMind ,

Came here to say being high and watching “I think you should leave” is some of the hardest I’ve ever laughed. One of my favorites youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc?si=sZcDJlrb_wMuBN-k

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

We’re allowed to show em nude cause they ain’t got no souls!

tourist OP ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I laughed extra hard at the scene because I vaguely remembered reading this comment

tacosanonymous ,

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

shiftymccool ,

Santa Clarita Diet

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

Fun fact: Horses can’t vomit.

vetscope.vet/discussions/629

MHanak ,

What are we looking at then?

Klear ,

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

Katana314 ,

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

jaybone ,

How do you play a photo?

Klear ,

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

jaybone ,

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

AI pic

tjsauce ,

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there’s a horse in a convenience store.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

CanadianCarl ,

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can’t vomit. Which I just learned.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

deranger ,

Obviously it’s a vampiric horse, hence no shadow.

door_in_the_face ,

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it’s contents. Not sure though.

MarcomachtKuchen ,

That seems like a huge design error. Who’s responsible for this?

Snowclone ,

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

KillingTimeItself ,

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

not Steven

KillingTimeItself ,

maybe he was just chilling

RecluseRamble ,

There’s a German saying about that: “Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen” (I’ve seen horses vomit) implying you’ve seen everything, even the impossible.

Samsy ,

An equivalent to flying pigs?

Blyfh ,

That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.

froh42 ,

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

froh42 ,

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

paschko_mato ,

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

Samsy ,

Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.

MojoMcJojo ,

What about giraffes?

Wogi ,

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn’t enough.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Good TV show when wasted? Anything with Diane Morgan

Obviously the “Cunk on…” series but she also did one called “Mandy” which is a bizarre masterpiece

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don’t care).

tourist OP ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I’m still on my parents netflix but I will pirate it anyway because it’s funni

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Huak tuah

Kedly ,

More like Huak BLUAH

No_Money_Just_Change ,

ruhig jacqueline sonst kotzt du wieder

robocall ,
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I’ll have what she’s having!

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Planet Earth

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

I hope that’s the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, … come on, just you and me, we’ll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one “cool”. There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

blahsay ,

South Park ftw

Marthirial ,

Dyson®

dragThruGardenPlz ,
@dragThruGardenPlz@midwest.social avatar

I think it’s his lung

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Mister would you please help my pony?

deranger ,

He coughed up snot in the doorway
And I think his lung’s fucked up

rockSlayer ,

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

buttfarts ,

I just keep feeding them mustard

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, start the marinade from the inside. Clever.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Tummy hurting. Death it is then.

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