I hope that’s the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, … come on, just you and me, we’ll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)
PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one “cool”. There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).