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PeriodicallyPedantic , in Hellooooo!

What in the nightmare?

Sorse , in Lets hit them with their own weapons
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Don’t drink the water! They put something in it to make you forget. I don’t even remember how I got here

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

but do you even remembered drinking the water though?

Denjin ,

What’s water?

On a different topic, my head really hurts and I don’t know why

BigDanishGuy , in Or meet and cheese

I don’t know 'bout y’all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.

jaybone ,

The trick is to have wooden teeth.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah the George Washington strategy.

hOrni , in Have fun with this one

Good but it’s no snikle.

TankovayaDiviziya , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?

The difference is that Tetesuya was able to kill the PM because he did it at point blank range.

TrickDacy , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

Uvalde police department wasn’t meant to prevent shootings. (Or deal with ongoing ones either, in their opinion)

sunzu ,

Yeah, but local police never blinks an eye to kill random person, esp non white, if they feel "scared"

I guess they did not feel "scared" enough here?

hmm, i wonder why...

TrickDacy ,

It’s a mystery!

Black616Angel ,

Also noone can know how many people didn’t even try to shoot trump or any (former) president for that matter, because the Secret Service was there with them.

Linneajospeh , in Or meet and cheese

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Matriks404 , in Trump Airpods

Are there bluetooth earphones that are connected by wire and share the same battery for both pieces?

EddoWagt ,

LG used to have something like that with their Tone, not sure if they are still around

bonn2 ,

Yeah they have been around for ages. I have some DeWalts that work pretty well

theonyltruemupf ,

DeWalt? I thought they did ladders and power tools

bonn2 ,

They do

imPastaSyndrome ,

Yeah look for “athletic” ones and it has a loose band that connects behind your head

philipsdirk ,

I used the Anker SoundBuds for a few years. I think they were pretty good

Psythik ,

Yes they’re literally everywhere. It’s the only type of Bluetooth earbud I’ll buy.

Vinny_93 , in Have fun with this one

Cereal on an avocado slice

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s clearly a pickled cucumber

Peppycito ,

Take my hand, we can make it I swear.

DarkDarkHouse ,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Hey that’s not your hand, that’s just another pickle!

gravitas_deficiency ,

Is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Omega_Man ,

It’s called a pickle. Put some respect on it’s name.

Peppycito ,

Lucky charms in a pickle bowl.

Lost_My_Mind , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

My god…words cannot express how much I loathe that “man”. The only thing that comes close is screaming violently into a pillow. You know…because unlike him I’m trying to be polite and respect my neighbors right to exist without hearing me. But I’m still absolutely screaming into a pillow until my eyes bleed.

tourist ,
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If it helps, he probably has heart and liver disease.

Especially if he’s mixing those “vitamins” he sells with the amount of alcohol he drinks

Sammy ,
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I think he’s slightly more cagey than to tap into his own supply. Even backwards-hat, dippy Rob Dew admits he only takes the turmeric pills sometimes.

ViscloReader , in Hellooooo!

Mauvaise nouvelle…

match , in Or meet and cheese
@match@pawb.social avatar

cheese board but the board is made of ciabatta

FooBarrington ,

You just cracked this thing wide open

AVengefulAxolotl ,

Olive ciabatta is sooo damn good

whereBeWaldo ,

I am a cheese board purist, can’t eat shit if the board isnt made out of cheese

jaybone ,

Don’t tell anyone about this secret sandwich technology.

son_named_bort ,

I stick with the wood. More fiber.

therealjcdenton , in “It’s sick”

Biden says trump assassination attempt is radical, sick, and even gnarly

mydoomlessaccount ,

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, “mega bodacious,” and “tubular to the max.” Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a “cowabunga.” More as this develops.

iAvicenna , in “It’s sick”
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Republicans have given much worse reactions to violence on democrats (on the level of making fun), at least one should have the balls to point out that this is a direct result of republican policies and Trump’s hate speeches.

Verat , (edited ) in And they don't fold well either

Buckwheat pillow, holds it’s shape well and you can flatten it out or bring it back together to adjust the thickness, big downside though you kind of have to mold your head into it when you go to bed, really just boils down to adjusting the thickness, laying on it, and rocking your head back and forth on it a couple times to shape it. They dont fold well but I feel they don’t need to.

Drusas ,

They're especially wonderful for back sleeping.

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